dave85 Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 So you did sod all work, got accused of something you would never do, sent home early, paid too much and took loads of booze. And this is a bad thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mod Man Leo Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 So you did sod all work, got accused of something you would never do, sent home early, paid too much and took loads of booze. And this is a bad thing? I worked my f**king ass of man,And we agreed on 10er an hour, for 6 hours but, ended early.But the booz was a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 - 12 days until i'm legal FAT PANTS™ says:so, sounds like you had fun in francefrom beths bulletin lolh a y l e e <3 f i n says:ive got a bf now glennyeah man was proppper jokes- 12 days until i'm legal FAT PANTS™ says:dang nabitshould be me h a y l e e <3 f i n says:looolsorry!- 12 days until i'm legal FAT PANTS™ says:you should be young ladylolh a y l e e <3 f i n says:lool:P- 12 days until i'm legal FAT PANTS™ says:me next k?h a y l e e <3 f i n says:lolh a y l e e <3 f i n says:ur the BESTEST friend:)- 12 days until i'm legal FAT PANTS™ says:o rly? lolwell, as long as ur happyI think she now knows my intentions ... Lets see how it goes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 ur the BESTEST friend:)Gutted mate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Yeah, i was gonna say is that all, ah well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted August 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Haha, sucks to be fatty.Find a new'un. Go to more of those parties wiht uni chicks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Wounded fatty son. If shes the best friend, get her to sleep round and poke her whilst shes asleep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 (edited) Wounded fatty son. If shes the best friend, get her to sleep round and poke her whilst shes asleep!this man knows what hes on about abit of sleepassault. haha.but yea. i wouldnt worry, your now in virtually the exact same position im in."the friend zone" Edited August 15, 2007 by tom132 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Friend zone my arse, im just "friends" with my lady friend, but that makes no difference! Poke her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 (edited) Meh, friends for now anyway, and of course I'd be just s friend, she's taken Hmm, she met him on holiday, he lives the complete opposite side of London (i and her are SE, he's NW) if you look up Penge (when you search Penge, watch out for people, they'll mug you) then harrow on google maps you'll see, it's like, close enough but quite far, and i really can't see it lasting that long*, which is my only lifeline really, if not, f**k.*Something like iuno, they'll get fed up of not seeing each other (gotta break hayleys internet, and phone ) and say there's no point in this, it's going nowhere. Or, he'll get bored of her not being there and end up cheating/finding another bird closer to home. Edited August 15, 2007 by Fat Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted August 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Or you could just not bother with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Or you could just not bother with her. this *** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Can't do that, well, i probably could, but i like her too much, and i don't have any other birds that i could/would/want to go out with, so she's like the only one, and i think i've fallen in love with her, and known her for a year and a half (probably)She's not SUPER super fit, but she'll ding dang doo for me in looks, considering how much of an ugly fanny i am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Can't do that, well, i probably could, but i like her too much, and i don't have any other birds that i could/would/want to go out with, so she's like the only one, and i think i've fallen in love with her, and known her for a year and a half (probably)She's not SUPER super fit, but she'll ding dang doo for me in looks, considering how much of an ugly fanny i am.this man speaks my feelingsHOWEVERI have come to realise now that i reaaaaaallly need to find some one else, as impossible as it seems at the moment as i dont actually no that many other fit girlies. But itts not gunna happen, so i gotsta try n move on int, it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 But why move on, that's giving up completely, might as well sit though it and hope i get lucky .And why would you move on from your only opportunity?noob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 (edited) basicly fat boy, youve got no chance:Punless shes hammerdwhen shes sober u might be lucky and get a boob grab Edited August 15, 2007 by Davetrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomer Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 She's not SUPER super fit, but she'll ding dang doo for me in looks, considering how much of an ugly fanny i am.haha, fat pants has his standards set high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I like daves thinking, get a boob grab, because it certainly dont sound like your going to get anything else! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mods Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 (edited) A couple of months back I started working at a hotel behind my house with a kick ass foreign exchange program - there are at least 60 girls from all over the world. I happened to get on well with two Swedish girls and eventually end up dating one. At first she turned me down because I was too young (she's 22, I'm 19) but then invites me over a couple days later. We're huggin, watching TV and she kisses me. Fair do's - I play along with that, one thing leads to another and before I know it she's on top gyrating. Good stuff. She stops and says it's too soon to have sex which didn't really bother me, I don't mind waiting. Next day she comes over, same deal. Last night she gets wrecked at a club so I pick her up and drop her home, we kiss and say goodnight.Half an hour later she texts me saying 'We're just friends, right?' This is where I start to get that feeling, you know what I'm talking about. The veins in your chest feel hollow and you get an almost sickly sensation. The conversation gets even more frustrating when she says 'People say we're different and it's true. I'm not worrying, everyone else is. In this place it's about everyone else because people talk and that's the way it is. Why do you think nobody can ever get a relationship to work at [the hotel]?'Firstly, opposites attract. Chemistry 101. Secondly, what the f**k? She's willing to throw away something good because other people think we're different and she's scared they'll gossip? Who gives a shit? Life isn't about the assholes who have nothing better to do than make shit up and stick their noses where they don't belong.It's pissed me off that she wants to end this because of other people, despite the fun we've had together.Cunt.Pretty shitty deal mate, but on a more positive note. You need to introduce me to some of these chicks! especially when i have my own pad in bembridge! No need to sneak multiple girls past the parents just the female housemate Edited August 15, 2007 by mods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 (edited) Only just realized how being very confident actually works haha!Me and my work mate Keith were having a comp to see who could sell the most extra stuff by being energetic and confident. This having a real affect on me made me confident in every other way. Started speaking to a girl called sarah. Meeting her tomorrow! See boys...its all about the confidence. Got shit all do with luck! get out there. Speshully you fat pants...don't call yourself an ugly fanny. Be confident and you can get anyone you want! Edited August 15, 2007 by Barber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 See boys...its all about the confidence. Got shit all do with luck! get out there. Speshully you fat pants...don't call yourself an ugly fanny. Be confident and you can get anyone you want! Hahahaha yea my mates are always like, "but yea Michael I'm not like you! i can't just walk up to a girl and ask for her number" im kinda a cheeky fanny after a few pints! oh.... the girl from the other night was like oh i feel awkwaard about what happened (see happy thread? or missis thread?) i dunnoBut a girl i liked ages ago liek locked me into the toilet with her, and tryed it on, but i was kinda being a bit sicky and has been txting me loads..... hmmm.... interesting.... never understand girls me... but i went home with another girl that may have annoyed her.... no troubles though... going reading with her.... 4 man tent.... ride the wave hey watch this space!!(summary of a whole days thoughts) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 (edited) a mate is now going out with a girl i have liked for months. really really liked her, but im fairly shite at talking to girls so i figure i was f**ked from the start, now im just a close friend. im not really to pissed at him i mean if he can do it he may aswell i guess im pretty sure she would never have gone for me.but f**k me i felt like shit today. f**ked me up when i found out good n proper, kicked a loada stuff then preactically went on a sprint for 15mins felt like if i stopped my heart was just going to explode,wasnt a proper jog just a power walk, so not exactly pulse raising stuff yet my heart was still going mental! wierd stuff.Couldnt have been on a worse day! went to bed at 4 last night after 10 or so beers and no water. so felt fairly wank. and that pretty much toped it as worst day of my life.:/ Edited August 16, 2007 by tom132 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoNnY__Mc Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 a mate is now going out with a girl i have liked for months. really really liked her, but im fairly shite at talking to girls so i figure i was f**ked from the start, now im just a close friend. im not really to pissed at him i mean if he can do it he may aswell i guess im pretty sure she would never have gone for me.but f**k me i felt like shit today. f**ked me up when i found out good n proper, kicked a loada stuff then preactically went on a sprint for 15mins felt like if i stopped my heart was just going to explode,wasnt a proper jog just a power walk, so not exactly pulse raising stuff yet my heart was still going mental! wierd stuff.Couldnt have been on a worse day! went to bed at 4 last night after 10 or so beers and no water. so felt fairly wank. and that pretty much toped it as worst day of my life.:/people are cruel but would you have done the same to him?I just have a problem talking to girls... like I can pull a girl when im out but I haven't got a clue what to talk about or say...and if I go to meet up with a girl, im just like totally blank and haven't got the faintest idea what to talk about Can anyone help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Nice tohave girls to have "girl troubles" over lol i aint seen any action in a about 5 montyhs due to ex's and shit :@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 (edited) people are cruel but would you have done the same to him?I just have a problem talking to girls... like I can pull a girl when im out but I haven't got a clue what to talk about or say...and if I go to meet up with a girl, im just like totally blank and haven't got the faintest idea what to talk about Can anyone help?yea i woulda done it to him, thats why thats not my main issue with it. Just proper depressed n the like.I have the exact same thing with girls. Im ok when im in a group with other people or if im hammered but not when sober and on my own. I think its just confidence n stuff, things like this arnt to much of a boost for that either..and mate i havnt had any action, just a lame liking for the girl, im only a friend to her so its the usual crappy story. Edited August 16, 2007 by tom132 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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