M-i-t-c-h Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 sorry mate but i am actually laughing!thats quite funny, sounds like your ex is a wweeeeee bit bitter!i suggest a restraining order, or maybe a hit man!or if you speak to your ex still, have a chat (maybe with some sorta straight jacket on her), untill you iron things out she wont stop being jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Kick her in the tits. (your ex) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Kick her in the tits. (your ex)nojust chin the bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 nojust chin the bitchlmaowe've moved on from kicking in the tits then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 lmaowe've moved on from kicking in the tits then? not really - you just have to fit the punishment to the crime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 aww man seemed the most apropriate thread to link it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 aww man seemed the most apropriate thread to link it in.That really pisses me off...The government bitch about women not getting treated as equals, now they're saying only men can rape women. What if i got drunk, and seemingly consented to sex, then got raped? Admittedly i probably wouldn't care. But i wouldn't be able to do anything about it if i wanted to either. Gahhhhh...such bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 That really pisses me off...The government bitch about women not getting treated as equals, now they're saying only men can rape women. What if i got drunk, and seemingly consented to sex, then got raped? Admittedly i probably wouldn't care. But i wouldn't be able to do anything about it if i wanted to either. Gahhhhh...such bullshit.men can rape men too - what's the problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 men can rape men too - what's the problem?The fact that it wouldn't be a big deal. Yet if it was a man raping a woman = BIG DEAL!annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 if men get a hard on it aint classed as rape . . .ive had a hard on with a dog sat on my lap ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 There goes my chances of scoring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M-i-t-c-h Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 i agree, it comes with the binge drinking culture, i mean come onnnnn did you see that women/thing on the tv saying she had been raped while drunk!!! mate............ the dude that "raped" her must have been seriously wasted to tap that.its just a way of women to try and claw back some dignity from there drunken ways!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Mr Fish | Not in the mood to be nice... says:i hate when emos put pc4pc on their bullitensMr Fish | Not in the mood to be nice... says:because they never f**king do!S.W.Y.D. -holey feet- says:lolS.W.Y.D. -holey feet- says:i just dont respond to them everS.W.Y.D. -holey feet- says:well occasionally i do" if im honest, ur f**kin ugly, return comment please. love kev x"I love him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 fish, shag around, its where you get the variety of life from, and STI's aint all that bad if you get checked out. just dont want to have kids running round, so bagging up is sensible, no matter how crap it makes it feel. as for the whole rape thing, as some of you know what happened with me, and the shit it put me through, that laws just total f**kin bullshit. (sorry mods, just angers me). my basic story i went to a party, a bird threw herself onto me, who i wouldnt of tapped sober, i was pissed, so ended up having casual drunken sex with her, the following day i text her tellling her to feck right off, and her bro wanted to kill me for this, he couldnt touch me, so they went to the cops, claiming id raped her, and that she was soo drunk,she couldnt remember any of it, which was blatently total bullshit, and although i wouldnt call it raping me, she basically only got me cos i was plied with alcohol. yet now under new laws. a girl who gets drunk and is a slag, can go ask for sex from a drunken man, and its that mans job to know wether she is in a sober enough state to be giving actual consent. well thats total crap for a start. and thats before i ask where does the limit for actual consent come in, breathalysation? sobriety tests??? even then thats bullcrap. i can be steaming off my face to the point where im almost falling over,and cant walk in a straight line for crap, but give me 2 minutes, i can set me head straight, walk sober, and go have a stone cold conversation with the bouncers about whatever i want. but i can only keep it up for a few minutes, because it takes major focussing not to let it slip that im off my trolley with the odd wobble or slurred speech. a woman could easily do the same. then what happens when 2 people have a romantic night in for a first date, few bottles of wine, curry, x factor jobbie, shes sober and you start making out,fumbles on the sofa etc, carry like this all night, drinkin as your doing it, you have sex for a bit, then carry on drinking, you both get semi steamin as your recovering, then start over again, however once she becomes semi steaming are you meant to stop,(even though youve been all over each other all night). because if she asked you to stop, an you didnt, its rape(Which it is), but because shes not sober, shes half cut,shes not in a fit state of mind to decide whether she wants to have sex with you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris_the_second Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Don't think of it as Rape just think more of it as Suprise sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Don't think of it as Rape just think more of it as Suprise sex so old. qould it be rape if a lass went down on you without consent? obviously you'd be like but would she be raping you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 That's a point ogre...Is rape only if you slip it into her front/back bum, or are you not allowed to shove it in her mouth anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Well basically, theres a girl i like, but she likes another boy, and ive liked her for a while. Nothing has really happened between her and the other boy, but whenever we go out shes proper flirty, but the next day she will be off with me on msn or something. and the "flirty on the night and then off the next day" thing has 70% of the times ive been out with her.for example on sunday there was a BBQ, me a boy and 4 girls. she was there, and we were all drinking, and shes sitting on my lap, asking for piggybacks and carrys, asking me "who i fancy atm" and general flirting, dancing with me, etc. basically pestering me the whole afternoon in a flirty way. then i was saying goodbye to everyone, and she comes over, jumps at me, gives me a proper hug, like legs wrapped round not letting go for about 30 seconds, the there was like a weird pause and she kisses me on the cheek.Then today, she was being off, like, i said "hii! you okay?!" on msn, and she just goes "yh u?" when usually she would go "SHEEHAN! you okay?!" or something, and its been like that every time we have been flirty.You may think that shes just flirting and shes a slut, but she is a virgin, not a bad thing about her.Then theres the kid she likes, some proper obnoxious dick, whos just playing her and she doesnt see it.I was thinking about leaving it for a while, and as she and the boy are going to different colleges then i could make a move, but then today on myspace I told her that i like her and how i felt, but she hasnt replied yet.Does that mean ive blown it, or is she embarrased or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 (edited) me and hayley are like that, some days shes well safe and we talk for ages, then other days we barely speak. not sure if she likes anyone at the moment though.i guess you can only just keep going and see how it goes.be persistent too, but not obsessed. Edited July 16, 2007 by Fat Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 My advice would be to wait for her to talk to you first, and maybe even ignore her a bit. Don't tell her how much you like her, if she asks who you fancy, keep quiet. Being unapproachable is something that dives most women crazy, from past experience i can say it works every time unless you're drunk. Then you just have to take your pants down and face the music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 (edited) I was thinking about leaving it for a while, and as she and the boy are going to different colleges then i could make a move, but then today on myspace I told her that i like her and how i felt, but she hasnt replied.Does that mean ive blown it, or is she embarrased or something??? Edited July 16, 2007 by sheehan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 be persistent too, but not obsessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 There goes my chances of scoring.did you not read this?ive had a hard on with a dog sat on my lap ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 lol, no beastiality for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 aaaah shes on msn.And nothings happening.On the other hand, work was piss easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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