Onza Kieron Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Thanks, I suppose thats the best advice really. Tomorrow night everyones out in year 11 across like our whole town, like 6 school due to GCSE endage so.... LETS GO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Lol, i'm being as flirty as i can. Lets hope it works oh my god... i think you'll just put her off more, just stand in the corner, dont punch her or insult her 24/7 like i did when i was 12.... any new chatup lines My names bond.... unibond, im here to fill your crackto put yourself out there out of your comfort zonemeh i never bother, i think your problem is that you might just not be social enough, i go to massive partys with fit birds all round, so you dont need to feel awkward and try to strike up conversation about the weather or summink, just sit back chill with your mates get pissed but stay calm and composed, then go out to where the girls are with a girl you know have a chat and get involved with the other girls.... as already posted in this thread is that its not likely to get you a gf. just some action for the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onza Kieron Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Thanks, i'll just see how it goes, also , nice line, its actually canny funny, i lol'd :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 oh my god... i think you'll just put her off more, just stand in the corner, dont punch her or insult her 24/7 like i did when i was 12....lol. Lee Evans: I wouldn't know how to pull a bird, i've been with one woman since i was 16, i'd go up to them and give them a dead leg... (or however it goes, it's funny) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted June 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Pic doesn't really do her justice.Meh shes not too bad actually.So hows the seduction coming along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Erm, dunno.I has a plan though. I have no school for 3 months, so at least one day in them 3 months i'll get wasted, and just chat her up deliberately (if you know what i mean?) and if she doesn't like me in that way i can just say it was the alkihol.PLAN! btw... I'm not majorly serious about her, but its not like i would turn her down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted June 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Haha, why dont you just pretend to be drunk?Isnt that what most people your age do anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onza Kieron Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Haha, why dont you just pretend to be drunk?Isnt that what most people your age do anyway? He's right, just call her pretending to be drunk and your sorted, its way cheaper, just don't tell everyone or else she'll find out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A!! Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Right after what happend (few pages back), she hasn't stopped trying to get me back, i would be flatterd if i cared, but to be honest i really don't. But here's the problem, it hasn't even been a week yet and im bored of being by myself, and need someone to be able to do things with, and when she's there all the time telling me how she'll make it up to me and she loves me and wants me back, and all that balls basically, it's really hard to refuse 'cause it's so easy to take, bit then if i did i'd have to going out with her again (maybe), which i don't want at all, but i could go out with her and then dump her after, but then it's a bit harsh and will ruin my chances with her mate if she tells her what a **** i was. Which takes me on to the next point, her friend. She is really fit, and i have always thought it, even when i was with the ex. And while i was going out with her she always thought there was something going on between me and her friend (good thing maybe?), but there wasn't really (although i might of liked it). So anyway to cut a long story short, she told me her friend hated me, and told her friend i hated her, so we stopped talking and stuff. But recently, just before spilt up with the gf i started talking to her friend again which is cool, and apparently it was her friend that told her (the ex) to tell me what she did with that guy. So i've been speaking to her friend (trying to put in the work, without going too far:P), and i think im going out on the lash with her sometime, which should be good. But to cut the crap, is it worth a try or not?ahhh what to do lol . I hope all that makes sense as well, if not, if reflects my confused state Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrayvon Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Go for it! No harm in trying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted June 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Go for the ex's mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 No don't do it 1 night stand hell yea but relationships with X's don't work. Not because you might not get on well together, but its not like its just you and her, there are loads of other people who will all want to have there input on what your doing 24/7 if you get me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted June 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Get with your ex's friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A!! Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 No don't do it 1 night stand hell yea but relationships with X's don't work. Not because you might not get on well together, but its not like its just you and her, there are loads of other people who will all want to have there input on what your doing 24/7 if you get meYeah thats what i was thinking really, plus like i said before it wouldn't even work if i wanted it to 'cause i could never trust her again. And everyone has told me how stupid i'd be if i did go out with her again, and i guess they're right. Think i better carry on putting in work in that case then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 possibly impregnated mine.shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 possibly impregnated mine.shit.Whoopsie. Pill?Or would she want to keep it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 Whoopsie. Pill?Or would she want to keep it?i don't think i have, just went raw and got the worries.she's on the pill anyway, but i'm a woman when it comes to shit like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 i don't think i have, just went raw and got the worries.she's on the pill anyway, but i'm a woman when it comes to shit like this.If shes on the pill dont worry, she probably missed a period.Girls tell me about this all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 nah, not due for a few days. it's all good, i'm just worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 oh thank f**k for that.it's the proper pill she's on, not the mini one. which is only properly effective after 3 months. when this one is good after a week.seriously fellows. if in doubt, wrap your toool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 oh my god... i think you'll just put her off more, just stand in the corner, dont punch her or insult her 24/7 like i did when i was 12.... My names bond.... unibond, im here to fill your crackmeh i never bother, i think your problem is that you might just not be social enough, i go to massive partys with fit birds all round, so you dont need to feel awkward and try to strike up conversation about the weather or summink, just sit back chill with your mates get pissed but stay calm and composed, then go out to where the girls are with a girl you know have a chat and get involved with the other girls.... as already posted in this thread is that its not likely to get you a gf. just some action for the nightI just f**king pissed myself then hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!Thats the funniest thing ive heard in months!Im still crying hahahahaand fatty, thats bird is fit.Im partial to a nice red head, makes me go weak at the knees like the one from girls aloud... :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 seriously fellows. if in doubt, wrap your toool.hmmwhen you go raw, use the back door i just made that up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 hmmwhen you go raw, use the back door i just made that up Or, when you withdraw, aim at the back doorI don't agree with yours though, it's pink not stink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synergy Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 Or, when you withdraw, aim at the back doorI don't agree with yours though, it's pink not stink!if u dnt use pink u must me a mink like popeye . if u use the brown she shud surely gargle it down wooot woot, i want sex. and boobies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavyn. Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 mike.....................go to bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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