Fish-Finger-er Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 You lot should f**king get over urselfs! stop bitching about your girlfriends n sort you shit out! ive just found bollocks about me which i kno i dont deserve!!!! and i bet ur girlfriends dont deserve it either !! if u hate girls so much turn f**king gay!!!!! i love my girlfriend she is a sweet heart gf wrote that.dave jst send her to the missus pics thread, shell see how some of us love her really. also if fancy a bit of a change mrs dave,im flexible on all chemicals bar needle drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 (edited) not lies, all true:) and simon i dont wamnt better sex, mines pretty gosh dammed amazing FANTASTIC atm?(brag brag brag brag brag brag) Edited May 30, 2007 by Davetrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 not lies, all true:) and simon i dont wamnt better sex, mines pretty gosh dammed amazingAMAZING atm?(brag brag brag brag brag brag)All that means is that you know she's gonna read it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted May 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 oo a treat for me?how is there a bad way to "do" me.He could stick a pineapple up your japs eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 He could stick a pineapple up your japs eyeyou stuff things down a japseye - not up. up is for arseholes and frontbums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted May 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Not if hes pointing his penis downwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Oh shit me yer,EWWWWWWWWW u dirty pedo.Can I just say, if your mum is 44 and your dad is 54 then your mum was 14 when dad was 24.It happens a lot! doesn't mean they were together when she was illegal.Yes I dragged up the past, but it's the first unread post I came to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Girl I like is in a relationship. Don't know who with..but still.Told her how I feel a few weeks ago too, and she doesn't feel the same, so things have been well awkward recently. Don't really know what to say...usually we'd just talk about anything and everything for ages..now it's like..5min conversations. =\Sucks a bit.Time to get over her I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 How do girls fit in with work rides and gettin pissed?me: i dont think i can do this weekend do it during the week!her: no cantme: why?her: skl stuf got loads 2 do atm ow bout 1 sunday Me: well i cant see you for like 3weeks then....her: one friday nyt Me: i work....Her: sundays Me: im busy for the next 3 sundays...Her: y wat u doinMe: out on my bike on like pre organised rides.... i weekday night?Her: i cant wait wen do u finish workme: 9......Her: both days Me: its ok in 4weeks i got my car test i can pick you up 1 night go for a reckie lol urm saturday till 7Her: lol how du no ul pass wel wat bwt sataday nytMe: cos its eeeeeeasy! yea maybe! im busy this saturday night though...... Her: oh my god doin watMe: im a busy person over the weekend gettin drunk with my dadHer: so thas beta than me isitMe: hahaha depends!!! lol Her: next saturday night? u mean the nxt 1 comin up Me: not this saturday the next 1Her: wel il have 2 c wat im doinMe: oh weel sort something out! cant be that hard! Me: oh comon dont get upset!Her: i aintMe: well im off with my dog speak soon yea?Her: ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 What a charmer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Her: lol how du no ul pass wel wat bwt sataday nytIf she actually talks like that it would annoy the hell out of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 If she actually talks like that it would annoy the hell out of me.I have to live with it from essex birds.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 dump her and tell her davetrials hates her JUST because she talks lyk that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 dump her and tell her davetrials hates her JUST because she talks lyk thatEssex girls *** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Not if hes pointing his penis downwards.No, i'd put a coat hanger up/down there and attach it to bungy cord and a computer chair.... And let him pull me about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 ooooo people poeple. i really like this girl yesh. but i have been a twatting loner for a while and 3 -4 monthes ago made some new awesome friends!!! when having small gatherings we get along great! but when it comes to big bom bom crazy whao people everywhere!!!!!! shit!!!! who to talkt to!!! she hangs with anthor group of people which i used to think were cool but bunch of stucky up aresey twats who think they fit. and 1 twat is a right twat, he thinks he can put his hands all over girls when chatting to them, even if they have boyfriends! my friends dont like him that much thank god. and she used to fancy him and he used to "fancy" her (his fancy meaning wanting her twat( he fancyed all the girls) and i am gelous. i have told her i like her but she still likes this other chappy who is coolio which me is happy about and they went out for a few weeks and he ended it cause.... well she dont know so nor do i! but when i told her i really liike her the only respones i got was "no you havent, its just you no that i like still like dom etc. and it would appear its not gonna go away for a bit..you know?" does that mean she likes me back or anything. should i try to ask her to like town and stuff more so get to know her, her to know me and get to know us more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 (edited) Just beat the shit out of him and prove your hard. Even if it doesn't get you the girl, at least it will make you feel big Edited June 9, 2007 by ManxTrialSpaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 ooooo people poeple. i really like this girl yesh. but i have been a twatting loner for a while and 3 -4 monthes ago made some new awesome friends!!! when having small gatherings we get along great! but when it comes to big bom bom crazy whao people everywhere!!!!!! shit!!!! who to talkt to!!! she hangs with anthor group of people which i used to think were cool but bunch of stucky up aresey twats who think they fit. and 1 twat is a right twat, he thinks he can put his hands all over girls when chatting to them, even if they have boyfriends! my friends dont like him that much thank god. and she used to fancy him and he used to "fancy" her (his fancy meaning wanting her twat( he fancyed all the girls) and i am gelous. i have told her i like her but she still likes this other chappy who is coolio which me is happy about and they went out for a few weeks and he ended it cause.... well she dont know so nor do i! but when i told her i really liike her the only respones i got was "no you havent, its just you no that i like still like dom etc. and it would appear its not gonna go away for a bit..you know?" does that mean she likes me back or anything. should i try to ask her to like town and stuff more so get to know her, her to know me and get to know us more.Or...think about it another way, if she likes him and he's a complete twat, are you sure you want to be with someone like that? Another way is to act a twat and she'll probably take a liking to you.Personally I think you should leave it be for a while and stick to being mates, and I think that is what she wants too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A!! Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 Am i wrong for not wanting my girlfriend back after she went behind my back to go meet some guy and ended up getting off with him. She keeps groveling for me to take her back, like last night when i got from a night out i was on msn and she was trying to tell me how much i need her, and she loves me, and that i can trust her and should forgive her. The way i see it, i'm 15 so she's hardly the only one, and one of the few things i ask of people im with is to be able to trust them, and she f**ked it up. And it doesn't help that i'm a really loyal person as well, so i find it hard to understand why people do things like that. And the thing that gets me is the way she trys to make out she's the victim in it, it really pisses me off so much. She's been asking all my friends about what i thought of her friends as well, so she can try and twist stuff and have something against me.Shame i pass the guy most morning as well isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 (edited) leave it. i doubt many people would have her back tbf.and also kick the shit into the other boy Edited June 10, 2007 by Joe_Elding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 deffo give at least one of them a slap (obviously her if he's bigger than you) but I wouldn't necessarily refuse to take her back. She'd have to do some serious down on knees grovelling (while you're down there love ... ) and you'd be well within your rights to just demand some of the really mucky stuff she wouldnt let you do before then ditch her whenever the mood took you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A!! Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 deffo give at least one of them a slap (obviously her if he's bigger than you) but I wouldn't necessarily refuse to take her back. She'd have to do some serious down on knees grovelling (while you're down there love ... ) and you'd be well within your rights to just demand some of the really mucky stuff she wouldnt let you do before then ditch her whenever the mood took you.Nah he's much smaller than me, the only downisde if is i kick the shit out of him it'll end up in a massive group fight, 'cause he'll get people involved, n my mates will back me up, so not really sure right now, and my mates seem to want to get him more than me haha.I like your thinking poopipe, but then if i do that then i'll probably lose the chance with her fit mate lol , although i've got a feeling she's told all her friends to stay away and shit, but nothing i can't work on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 (edited) High school relationships suck. Go for someone a bit older seriously. Much more rewarding. They arn't all caught up in the whole social climbing thing...I wouldn't get back with her. I'm like you, very loyal and if someone breaks my trust they can't ever gain it back. If my missus cheated on me i'd probably punch her to be quite frank. I get fairly angry.So yeah, punch her and go for someone thats left high school Edited June 10, 2007 by Barber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 she was trying to tell me how much i need her, and she loves me, and that i can trust her and should forgive her.If I was you mate I would just tell her to get lost if my ex went behind my back and then said "oh you need me". I think thats not how to persuade a guy back. And as your still only 15, there honestly is a hell of alot more girls out there.My thingy writing last night, I apologize. I was a bit tipsy and tired and had no control of what I was typing lol. Basicly in a sorta form Is; I like a girl who likes one of my mates cause they went out and fair play to that. He is a cool guy but I have no idea why he just ended it. Anyways the other "twat" is just a friend to the girl I like, but he just a over flirty guy. I am quite confident she doesn't fancy him anymore. I have told her how I feel and shes fine about it so I think I am just going to conitue being friends and just see what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Clark Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 Women screw with your head so much, I'm depressed and have no idea whether to try save my 2 year relationship or just admit that its not gonna work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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