Fishy Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 (edited) I don't know if it's already been said, but if there are no girls, then there are no problems. See what I'm getting at?Get rid of the girls, get rid of the problems!ps.(I'm not implying that you go gay, but it's your choice if you do)pps.(Fleshlite for the lack of vagina) Edited April 20, 2007 by Joe Rothwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 gf in a fat mood with me cos i cant see here wen ever she clicks her fingers.Join the club.It's shit.But I love her.The gay.Ah well, going riding makes up for it...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 Join the club.It's shit.But I love her.The gay.Ah well, going riding makes up for it......what he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 been with the gf like a year one week..... never had ONE argument.shes been arguing with me for 7 days..what the f**k happend.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 (edited) been with the gf like a year one week..... never had ONE argument.shes been arguing with me for 7 days..what the f**k happend..I know...You've been together a year so she thinks she's got you collared and can now treat you like a turd - this is normal. The solution is to say "Yes dear, you're right" a lot - treat it like a permanent blob week.Over the rest of this year she may decide that because you've been collared she can let herself go a bit - this is also normal. You can combat this by communicating with and talking about other girls (not in a mucky way - just in passing) - as soon as competition appears on the horizon she'll start eating celery and jogging again.Women are simple creatures - they just aren't reasonable Edited April 23, 2007 by poopipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OD404 Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 I know...You've been together a year so she thinks she's got you collared and can now treat you like a turd - this is normal. The solution is to say "Yes dear, you're right" a lot - treat it like a permanent blob week.Over the rest of this year she may decide that because you've been collared she can let herself go a bit - this is also normal. You can combat this by communicating with and talking about other girls (not in a mucky way - just in passing) - as soon as competition appears on the horizon she'll start eating celery and jogging again.Women are simple creatures - they just aren't reasonableAmen to that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 I know...You've been together a year so she thinks she's got you collared and can now treat you like a turd - this is normal. The solution is to say "Yes dear, you're right" a lot - treat it like a permanent blob week.Over the rest of this year she may decide that because you've been collared she can let herself go a bit - this is also normal. You can combat this by communicating with and talking about other girls (not in a mucky way - just in passing) - as soon as competition appears on the horizon she'll start eating celery and jogging again.Women are simple creatures - they just aren't reasonablePossibly the best advice on this forum, in a years time I'll see if it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 (edited) woops Edited May 30, 2007 by Davetrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Possibly the best advice on this forum, in a years time I'll see if it works.that's what they pay me for.Dave - either give her a slap or apologise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_Zoot Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Please help...This girl I've known for years, who i shall call 'girl a', is leaving to go to Ibiza for 6 moths on Saturday. We're always fairly 'flirty' but we've never really let it go any further than that (apart from one drunken fumble last year). I've got a girlfriend (girl and have done for the last 4 years, girl a and girl b are friends but hardly see each other as girl b is at uni and girl a is in the same village at home as me. On firday night 'girl a' came back to mine after the pub with me and a few other mates to carry on drinking. After a few drinks some of the girls started getting undressed so I hinted to 'girl a' that it'd be good for her to get her wabs out (as you do)... and she did! f**king brilliant! And with them out, started to get really flirty toward me! Nothing happened that night but i've seen her since and the flirtyness is still there. Do I...A) Bang the f**k out of her before she goes away and run the risk of getting caught out,or Leave it well alone?Please help its doing my head in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 A) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Please help...This girl I've known for years, who i shall call 'girl a', is leaving to go to Ibiza for 6 moths on Saturday. We're always fairly 'flirty' but we've never really let it go any further than that (apart from one drunken fumble last year). I've got a girlfriend (girl and have done for the last 4 years, girl a and girl b are friends but hardly see each other as girl b is at uni and girl a is in the same village at home as me. On firday night 'girl a' came back to mine after the pub with me and a few other mates to carry on drinking. After a few drinks some of the girls started getting undressed so I hinted to 'girl a' that it'd be good for her to get her wabs out (as you do)... and she did! f**king brilliant! And with them out, started to get really flirty toward me! Nothing happened that night but i've seen her since and the flirtyness is still there. Do I...A) Bang the f**k out of her before she goes away and run the risk of getting caught out,or Leave it well alone?Please help its doing my head injudging by the pics of one of your ex'es definitely go for A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Definately two decisions, not one.So you actually like girl b? If not, you could break up with her, and go with girl a, but you'll only be annoyed you did when girl a goes to ibiza.If you do like her, stay with her, and don't touch girl a with a pole, especially your love pole.Of course, I'm using my own personal morals here, but realisticly, that should be your starting point to make your own decision from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Etc etcPersonally, I'd f**k her face off...but, your missus will find out, without a doubt...everything you do will come back to haunt you one day.PS. Do you live near the army barracks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_Zoot Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 PS. Do you live near the army barracks?Which ones?Fairly close to Pirbright and Aldershot barracks, its all Army round here!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 she might not find outsoA) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b'mouth trials Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 rights ladies and gentlemen, ive got a real dilema on my hands here!I was at a party on saterday night and i got completely smashed that i cant rememeber much but what i do remember is causing me problems!I think i can remember one of my friends (a reeeaally fit girl) saying "i wish i could kiss you"..Now, i dont know if she really said it and i was dreaming it or remembering wrong stuff OR she really did say it.There is a chance she could have said it as we had a lil fling a few years back but couldnt take it further for other reasons and shes been with her boyfriend a while now and im sure shes getting bored of him and they are allways arguing! But then again, i could be completely wrong!Do i say something to her and ask her about it and risk screwing screwing our friendship up ( we are really good friend and have known eachother for years) or do i just not say anything?Im really confused, any help???Cheers, Aaron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Manning Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 (edited) Please help...This girl I've known for years, who i shall call 'girl a', is leaving to go to Ibiza for 6 moths on Saturday. We're always fairly 'flirty' but we've never really let it go any further than that (apart from one drunken fumble last year). I've got a girlfriend (girl and have done for the last 4 years, girl a and girl b are friends but hardly see each other as girl b is at uni and girl a is in the same village at home as me. On firday night 'girl a' came back to mine after the pub with me and a few other mates to carry on drinking. After a few drinks some of the girls started getting undressed so I hinted to 'girl a' that it'd be good for her to get her wabs out (as you do)... and she did! f**king brilliant! And with them out, started to get really flirty toward me! Nothing happened that night but i've seen her since and the flirtyness is still there. Do I...A) Bang the f**k out of her before she goes away and run the risk of getting caught out,or Leave it well alone?Please help its doing my head inYou've been with your girlfriend for 4 years, so you clearly like her, and aren't init just for sex, so obviously u wanna forget about girl a and stick with your gf.As for you Aaron my friend 'UNLUCKY' lol. but seriously, if you don't wanna risk your friendship, then i wouldn't say anything to the girl. Mainly cos it may have been a dream, but also, cos if she did say it, she would have only said it cos of the moment and may feel awkward if you ask her about. So i think you should forget about it, and maybe drink less next time, atleast that way you'll remember what happens, lol. Edited April 24, 2007 by 223_leeson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b'mouth trials Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 You've been with your girlfriend for 4 years, so you clearly like her, and aren't init just for sex, so obviously u wanna forget about girl a and stick with your gf.As for you Aaron my friend 'UNLUCKY' lol. but seriously, if you don't wanna risk your friendship, then i wouldn't say anything to the girl. Mainly cos it may have been a dream, but also, cos if she did say it, she would have only said it cos of the moment and may feel awkward if you ask her about. So i think you should forget about it, and maybe drink less next time, atleast that way you'll remember what happens, lol.Im not taking advice off you nick, your gf is younger than me!!Haha, jokin mate, ahhh i dunno what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Which ones?Fairly close to Pirbright and Aldershot barracks, its all Army round here!! Pirbright, my cousin goes there...there you go, claim to fame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 I was about to ask how the f**k i was 1st poster, what with having 0 relationships since this thread, then noticed what was going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 me and my girlfriend hav estarted to argue alot and she always seem to be moody and not want to do anything is this because i see her way to much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 shes getting comfortable around u and thinking she can moan now thats comfy, twat her with ur left hand and show her whos boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 shes getting comfortable around u and thinking she can moan now thats comfy, twat her with ur left hand and show her whos boss.i tried that but when you may have cracked a bone in your wrist it really hurts and she wins lol. she just changed from what she was when i met ehr etc and to be honest i am going off her and i really dont want to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Aaron - mention it to her in a sort of ahh that was a good night with a bit of humour. For instance; 'haha remember last saturday when we got smashed, that was funny, you were so smashed you told me you wish you could kiss me or maybe i was so smashed i dreamt it (probably dont mention dreamt it, she'll think you're obsessed)Wow i'm good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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