Si-man Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 Hoover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 do tell more...I've been told off for going into detail on that sort of thing before so, um, no (they sell them in superdrug) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 I've been told off for going into detail on that sort of thing before so, um, no (they sell them in superdrug)a bog brush!?I used my thumb to sort of widen the passage and only on removing it I realised the stench and the 'chocolate' over my thumb = not as good as I thought it'd be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 hey everyone, get this...i've never posted in this before!! because i have no girl! Perfect...No girl, no troubleLife can't get better!Cya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 hey everyone, get this...i've never posted in this before!! because i have no girl! Perfect...No girl, no troubleLife can't get better!Cya!gay boy ...... lol nah kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Dig Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 To clean there ass, porn stars have some hose type thing they attach to a tap then they shove it in there and it does the job. Im not sure how the average person would go about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 To clean there ass, porn stars have some hose type thing they attach to a tap then they shove it in there and it does the job. Im not sure how the average person would go about it!Tell your GP you want an Enema, should do the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Dig Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Tell your GP you want an Enema, should do the trick.Enema???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 (edited) Isn't it a colonic?Wiki Enema, you'll find out what it is. Edited February 7, 2007 by Fat Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011001000110010101110010 Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 I've been told off for going into detail on that sort of thing before so, um, no (they sell them in superdrug)Leckie tooth brush, soft version... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmt_oli Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Doubles up as a vibrator that one freddy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucky Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 soooooo we had a bit of a arguement, nowt major on sunday nightmonday night i lost my phone but went to a cruise and she turned up didnt get out of her sis b/f's car all night to speak to me.and we havent spoke since...... she txt me tuesday afternoon saying she didnt want to see me again till i strat treating her right??? wtf?!so i messaged her saying ring me when u calm downand still havent heard from herdunno what to do...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavyn. Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 leave it till after valentines day save a few £££ then try and get back with her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 (edited) What The Hell..as some of you may know, im seeing this girl, called jess..and her dad is moving to portugal. And he has asked her to go with himand shes seriously considering it..Motherf**ker, this is actually gay, seriously..im well annoyed, i finally find a girl that i really like, and she reallly likes me, and now this happens, if she goes, im going with her, f**k england Edited February 14, 2007 by radical rider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucky Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 soooooo we had a bit of a arguement, nowt major on sunday nightmonday night i lost my phone but went to a cruise and she turned up didnt get out of her sis b/f's car all night to speak to me.and we havent spoke since...... she txt me tuesday afternoon saying she didnt want to see me again till i start treating her right??? wtf?!so i messaged her saying ring me when u calm downand still havent heard from herdunno what to do......yeah so apparently that txt meant 'ur dumped'gutted......................................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waynio Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Bongo you star!!!! * * * * *that was a beauty.Bucky, as iv said before, theres plenty more fish in the sea just remember that night ages ago when id just had the van done, all you have to do is drive round just make sure you pick a CHEAP 1 hahahatxt that jess again she'd be a goer. LMAO!!!!! laura was telling me 5mins ago.Waynio......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucky Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Bucky, as iv said before, theres plenty more fish in the sea just remember that night ages ago when id just had the van done, all you have to do is drive round just make sure you pick a CHEAP 1 hahahatxt that jess again she'd be a goffer. LMAO!!!!! laura was telling me 5mins ago.Waynio.........................hahhahahhaha wayne u leg end.nah jess was a nice lass but she had quite a big gob (and arse)for now im just gonna chill and sort my job/life out and try get through it with needing a g/f.depends how long it takes me to get bored off pulling my own plod............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeNNy Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 What happens..when she lives sooo far away?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted February 18, 2007 Report Share Posted February 18, 2007 oh my god working on the tills yesterday and because i just do it really quickly my till was empty and these fit girl and her mum were quing.... and this propper fit girl was giving me the eye so i just slid over a "voucher for schools" and a pen yea and she wrote her number down on it i was like SCORE............HOWEVERafter about 5 minutes i forgot about it...... and gave the voucher out the "voucher for schools" with her number on it to another customer i was sooooooo in there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onza Kieron Posted February 18, 2007 Report Share Posted February 18, 2007 oh my god working on the tills yesterday and because i just do it really quickly my till was empty and these fit girl and her mum were quing.... and this propper fit girl was giving me the eye so i just slid over a "voucher for schools" and a pen yea and she wrote her number down on it i was like SCORE............HOWEVERafter about 5 minutes i forgot about it...... and gave the voucher out the "voucher for schools" with her number on it to another customer i was sooooooo in there!Hahaha, that sounds quite an acomplishment. I'd be proud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 19, 2007 Report Share Posted February 19, 2007 oh my god working on the tills yesterday and because i just do it really quickly my till was empty and these fit girl and her mum were quing.... and this propper fit girl was giving me the eye so i just slid over a "voucher for schools" and a pen yea and she wrote her number down on it i was like SCORE............HOWEVERafter about 5 minutes i forgot about it...... and gave the voucher out the "voucher for schools" with her number on it to another customer i was sooooooo in there!Hahaha, made my day. Bless you, I bet you're about ready to top yourself now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted February 19, 2007 Report Share Posted February 19, 2007 i pulled a 26 year old on saturday. got her number and everything. i'm 18.i may text her in a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 theres a girl i had a drunken night of sex with a few weeks ago, and now i like her, and from what her friends have said she likes me? but i dont really know how to go about it because it will be well awkward on the whole ''first date'' thing and stuff?buuurrrggh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 theres a girl i had a drunken night of sex with a few weeks ago, and now i like her, and from what her friends have said she likes me? but i dont really know how to go about it because it will be well awkward on the whole ''first date'' thing and stuff?buuurrrgghGutted you manwhore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikenipple Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Meh this girl i've been seeing (the one with the ex-boyfriend problems) turns out to be a total willy after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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