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I couldn't give a f**k to be honest, we clicked and neither of us have a problem with the age gap.

Just out of interest what do your/her friends and parents think about it? I know every situation is different but I know what I was like when I was 16 (I'm 20 now) so theres no way I could go out with a girl that much younger than me. Luckily my woman is exactly 6 months younger than me to the date.

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Note To Self: Get phone numbers off girls at wedding receptions...

>_<

ow dude, knowing a girl liked you first time you meet her and not making the simple task of asking for a phone number because your too much of a pussy is a rookie mistake. Also immensely infuriating!

All is not lost though because you must of had some sort of connection with this girl or someone you know, knows her (being at a wedding an all). Simple, ask for them to give you her number.

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Well, annoyingly I've met her twice before, but she lives around 50 miles away, where the wedding was, and I'm not entirely sure of the connections. Not really that I forgot or too much of a pussy, just didn't do it, and now I regret it. :rolleyes:

I has a plan though...

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"I like you"

- "i like you too"

But i know, lets act as normal and not mention anything about it again?

wtfunkkkkkkk.

Man, i swear being single was f**king shit, but having the option of not being single just seems just as shit haha.

And before anyone says anything, you 'unts, shes 17.

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"I like you"

- "i like you too"

But i know, lets act as normal and not mention anything about it again?

wtfunkkkkkkk.

Man, i swear being single was f**king shit, but having the option of not being single just seems just as shit haha.

And before anyone says anything, you 'unts, shes 17.

Ive had that and it didnt turn into anything.

Pester her, seriously I didnt thinking id look like a desperate shit and she said that something might have if I made an effort (silly bitch)

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heard some news today about my ex (with her for 3 years and then she cheated on me) and the news sort of re-opened the wound, I took it pretty badly when I found out she cheated. Then not so long after that I also found out that she got drunk one night an was shagged in the bum on the beach. Today I'm told that the guy who was doing her up the bum was with his mate, and his mate was filming it on his phone. What would you make of that? Cool? Sick? Funny?

To be honest I dont know what to think, if I said I'm totally over her then I'd be lieing so I'm a little bit pissed off at the mo. That and I've got a girlfriend at the moment that seems to really like me but the feelings not mutual and I'm abit too scared of letting her down. So anyway I was thinking to get the video of her on the beach and put it on youtube, email it to her and lots of people an totally humiliate her. Plan?

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You would need to put that video on the porn version of you tube. Be creative and think of address, as I have been warned of posting links to porn before I am not saying the address, or google it.

Would be very amsuing though :P Have to say abit harsh for her to do that, unless she let you do her up the bum??

A mate of mine had a weird theory once, if your willing to give it up the bum to a girl, you should be willing to take it up the bum from a girl............... with a strap on.

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No thats part of the sh*t thing, she wouldn't let me go near her bum!! Maybe tells you something about the size of my piece. :shifty:

Anyway, it's all very bad because still months on I'm finding hard to get over her, and having a girlfriend thats not nearly as great as what I had before is pretty poo aswell. Still too scared of letting my current gf down.

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I have a site you could probably upload it to. PM me if you need it :-

It's also generally awesome for porn in general. :shifty:

I'm not sure what my girlfriend thinks of bum sex. I was never really interested before and last time we talked about it (moooooonths ago) she definitely didn't want to know, but I'm just a little curious as to how it feels etc

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I have a site you could probably upload it to. PM me if you need it :-

It's also generally awesome for porn in general. :shifty:

I'm not sure what my girlfriend thinks of bum sex. I was never really interested before and last time we talked about it (moooooonths ago) she definitely didn't want to know, but I'm just a little curious as to how it feels etc

It's tight and dry.

Oh and the smell! F**cking hell the SMELL! That made my willy go floppy.

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you're supposed to clean it out first. that's not an area you go diving into unprepared.

I've always wonderd how one would go about doing that, i have asked a few girls i know, to which i got a reply of "thats just disgusting", or "why would you want to do that"or even "i don't know".

To make it clear, this isn't for my use :P

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