trials owns Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 yeah, it sucks big time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 So £7.99 is too much for the massive amount of sex and fun you Tinder users are getting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Mines only £1.89 a month (not sure how long for). I got straight in there when I saw it at that price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Bank statements.. Tesco mobile - £17.50 Netflix - £3.99 Sex subscription - £7.99 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 (edited) £7.99 is a small amount of money for the relative audience that you get. Tinder is clearly something that either works for you, or doesn't. When I first started using it I would just chat to people, then wonder why they stopped talking to me and why they'd gone silent, Then before long I just started being hilariously blunt like Dan and you get loads more hook ups and one nighters from it. Having a hairless cat is a hugely easy opener. Opening line. Send her a "moment" of my cat. She says he looks lovely, I say he I'll tell him for her. Get chatting about other shit, (she's a regular pianist.) Send a reply basically saying come over some time. And before you know it they're saying they're coming over some time this week. Edited March 2, 2015 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 It's true haha going for drinks with a nice looking girl on Friday. I'm trying to scout out those who live by themselves/uni halls though and it's tough when you've got 18 year olds popping up that are still at College living with their parents (like me lolol). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Jardo - I'm more impressed that you didn't drop any "hairless pussy" jokes in there in all honesty, of all people I thought you'd go straight for it and you didn't which is a nice surprise. Congrats on the sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrayvon Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Jardo - I'm more impressed that you didn't drop any "hairless pussy" jokes in there in all honesty, of all people I thought you'd go straight for it and you didn't which is a nice surprise. Congrats on the sex. That is exactly what I was expecting when he mentioned his cat! Well done Jardo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Ha, I don't actually like hairless women. It's like f**king a child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrayvon Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Ha, I don't actually like hairless women. It's like f**king a child. *Obvious Post* Thought that would make you like them more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 I would have gone for something along the lines of "Clearly you've had experience...", but it all works. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamR28 Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Ha, I don't actually like hairless women. It's like f**king a child. Apart from the tits. And the fact they are clearly older than a child, lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross McArthur Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Ha, I don't actually like hairless women. It's like f**king a child. If thats what you think when you see a shaven haven then thats up to you. Me, I look and think - Awesome!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 I had a girlfriend who was like that, she wouldn't have her vajayjay shaved all the way because she thought it looked very child like. So she had a landing strip instead. It was okay. We need a tinder thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Vajayjay. Our lass said that this morning. Made me laugh like hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 What was the context? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 I had a girlfriend who was like that, she wouldn't have her vajayjay shaved all the way because she thought it looked very child like. So she had a landing strip instead. It was okay. We need a tinder thread. Personally speaking, I dig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 I don't have Tinder, obviously, but I am more than happy to read over a thread if one is created... PS, bald for the win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Consider it done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross McArthur Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Landing strip? Whats the point? If anything it should be inverted - shaved in the middle and hairy at the sides. That way you're not pushin past the bristles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Some kind of Fu Man Chu type steez? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross McArthur Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Aye, exactly! Bird pulls out her landing strip and im like, pull up pull up!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Nothing worse than a tickly nose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) Last night I was talking with 2 girl friends, they are a couple and after half a bottle of whisky and Smirnoff ice we started to talk about having a threesome about why I do not have a girlfriend Long story short: - I am too chaotic, I like to make things as complicated as possible. It can make me look like a guy who really really tries (although I just love English language and I try to use it to my best ability) and my speech skills are not the greatest so it might be hard to understand ///problem that it is just... me -no chatuplines -Lack of questions -I am not too masculine ("little bit gay") // no f**king clue how to solve this problem, help! -No clubs as I do not feel at home there, I should go out in cafes and pubs - I must ride my bike so I will be outside as much as I can - try to bring balance to study and work // it is biased to study now too much Got some work to do and I must change so when I will be in Leeds with Master Tinder, I would have a slight chance to get a gf Edited March 7, 2015 by HippY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 You make it sound like you want a girlfriend just for the hell of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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