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How what? Haha

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I managed to exchange some naughty pics on snapchat with another girl last night which was fun. I just need to seal the deal. This is really fun again.

The usual interaction that I receive from a nice girl is " What coffee would you like?"

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I told her it looked like she was sitting in a giant ballsack on her profile pic then said I was a porcupine expert, copy and pasted a random passage from Wikipedia. The next thing I know she was routing through her underwear drawer looking for something unsuitable to wear for snapchat. I don't get it either lol

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The usual interaction that I receive from a nice girl is " What coffee would you like?"

The thing with Tinder/internet dating is that you can be ballsy (pardon the expression) and if it doesn't work, then move on. You haven't lost anything. Once you've built up a rapport, you can talk about boring/meaningful shit.

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The thing with Tinder/internet dating is that you can be ballsy (pardon the expression) and if it doesn't work, then move on. You haven't lost anything. Once you've built up a rapport, you can talk about boring/meaningful shit.

I might need to create a facebook as Dan, suggested :/

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Last screenshot as I clearly post too much of my tinder life in here. Asked her earlier if she was in the army as she had a cargo top on. I saw the chance, I had to take it.

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I've kind of got a theme going. Internet odds tells me that it should pay off eventually haha

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I read somewhere that on a normal night out if you approach 100 women and ask each one to go home with you that at least one will say yes, unless you're fat or mad ugly.

Guess you could use the same logic. Just straight up ask every woman on tinder if she likes it in her botty and at least one will be up for it. :lol:

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The thing with Tinder/internet dating is that you can be ballsy (pardon the expression) and if it doesn't work, then move on. You haven't lost anything. Once you've built up a rapport, you can talk about boring/meaningful shit.

People don't seem to realise that this is exactly how it works in "real" life, too...

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