george_seamons Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Straight to the bummall 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Tinder is unbelievably heroic for stuff like that. It's so much easier being single now than it ever used to be, it's fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 It's so much easier being single now than it ever used to be, it's fantastic. Welcome to my world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 I'm starting to cheer up despite my bad news earlier this week Screenshot_2015-02-28-17-03-28 by dann2707, on Flickr Then thought i'd tone it down a bit at the end Screenshot_2015-02-28-17-06-50 by dann2707, on Flickr What was the reply??? Come on, dick in hand here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 She said she used to but has had a few experiences. Asked her what and she said her ex destroyed her I told her it would heal hahahaha 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 That is f**king amazing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Pics or it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 It happened it's just not screenshot worthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 one question How?????????????????????????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Ach Dan don't ever change you heroic midget. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 one question How?????????????????????????????????? How what? Haha I managed to exchange some naughty pics on snapchat with another girl last night which was fun. I just need to seal the deal. This is really fun again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 How what? Haha | | | VVV I managed to exchange some naughty pics on snapchat with another girl last night which was fun. I just need to seal the deal. This is really fun again. The usual interaction that I receive from a nice girl is " What coffee would you like?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 I told her it looked like she was sitting in a giant ballsack on her profile pic then said I was a porcupine expert, copy and pasted a random passage from Wikipedia. The next thing I know she was routing through her underwear drawer looking for something unsuitable to wear for snapchat. I don't get it either lol 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King C Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 The usual interaction that I receive from a nice girl is " What coffee would you like?" The thing with Tinder/internet dating is that you can be ballsy (pardon the expression) and if it doesn't work, then move on. You haven't lost anything. Once you've built up a rapport, you can talk about boring/meaningful shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 The thing with Tinder/internet dating is that you can be ballsy (pardon the expression) and if it doesn't work, then move on. You haven't lost anything. Once you've built up a rapport, you can talk about boring/meaningful shit. I might need to create a facebook as Dan, suggested :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 (edited) Last screenshot as I clearly post too much of my tinder life in here. Asked her earlier if she was in the army as she had a cargo top on. I saw the chance, I had to take it. I've kind of got a theme going. Internet odds tells me that it should pay off eventually haha Edited March 1, 2015 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 I read somewhere that on a normal night out if you approach 100 women and ask each one to go home with you that at least one will say yes, unless you're fat or mad ugly.Guess you could use the same logic. Just straight up ask every woman on tinder if she likes it in her botty and at least one will be up for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartMini Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Love the method of 'throw enough shit and some will stick' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamR28 Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Dan must be secretly gay, so much talk of bum sex! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 I have a picture of his bum on my phone. It's very hairy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Worryingly, so have I 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 I heard he makes girls wear a Graham Norton face mask, but on the back of their heads. please confirm. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 The thing with Tinder/internet dating is that you can be ballsy (pardon the expression) and if it doesn't work, then move on. You haven't lost anything. Once you've built up a rapport, you can talk about boring/meaningful shit.People don't seem to realise that this is exactly how it works in "real" life, too... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King C Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 People don't seem to realise that this is exactly how it works in "real" life, too... True, but the whole keyboard confidence is a bonus for those that are quite shy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 How the f**k has Tinder decided it's now going to limit my likes unless I pay £7.99 a month? c**ts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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