Pashley26 Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 (edited) I cannot put into words how much it annoys me that women claim not to know that 99% of male friends just want to f**k them. They just don't get it, and you tell them "Umm, I became your friend because I wanted to f**k you. That's how I know how this works. Because I'm a man. So this is what we do." Then they get all upset like they haven't got a phone book full of ex-boyfriends they only keep in contact with in case they need to get f**ked at the drop of a hat. Or am I just bitter and over generalizing? We've all had a girlfriend like that at some point. *I only say this because my ex and current girlfriends entire male circle of friends have been made up of friends that they've f**ked on and off over the years but insist they're only friends now. Edited October 20, 2014 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Not gonna lie, Lou was never and will very unlikely ever be on my list of people I want/ed to f**k... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 (edited) Sometimes, I wonder what the f**k I was thinking. She was a f**king monster. Literally one of the most retarded things I've ever done (in both senses.) Apparently she was quite good looking before she put on 20 stone. Edited October 20, 2014 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 "Apparently"? So you picked her up post pork-out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Now now, Jardo. Even you can be a little more civil than that I'm sure. Lou's not exactly a conventional "looker" but play nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsbikingnunn Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 i need some advice guys, basically ive shagged this girl at uni a few times and she seems to have become quite attached to me, she texts me all the time, broke up with her boyfriend because of me and just generally seems like she wants more from me than just friends. She lives in my mates building and we often go there for flat parties and she is usually there. i dont want to be "seeing her" anymore if youcould call it that but i dont know how to sayit to her and it not be awkward, any ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Annnndd the story changes. f**k her one more time, jizz in her eye, then kick her in the shin and run away. And shout "arrrr" like a pirate when you cum, it's how you tell them it's over. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 We need pics to be able to give proper advice mate Maybe tell her you're at Uni and don't want anything too serious as you're in your prime, something along those lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrialsIsHard Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Smash some other girl within definite hearing range of her, at one of these flat parties maybe. Can't see anything going wrong with that plan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 In all honesty, move onto her mates, then her mates mates, I've not been to uni but heard it's the norm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 or you could just not be a cunt and say 'hey, about this - i'm not sure what you think but i'm not down for x' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Agreed. This thread is for when girls do that bullsh'tting, poor communication sh't to us, not for the other way round. If she's a decent enough girl and you had a good time, tell it to her straight. Just say exactly how you feel, say it in a respectful way, and not via sms. Then if she still pesters you, come back and pick one of the other suggestions here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrialsIsHard Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Agreed. This thread is for when girls do that bullsh'tting, poor communication sh't to us, not for the other way round. Then if she still pesters you, come back and pick one of the other suggestions here. This is exactly true, you're only going to make things more confused if you don't put it straight out there that you're not game for whatever she's after. You probably shouldn't consider any previous suggestions if you want her to still like you at all, and not think you're a bell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 If she's a decent enough girl and you had a good time, tell it to her straight. Just say exactly how you feel, say it in a respectful way, and not via sms. Then if she still pesters you, come back and pick one of the other suggestions here. She cheated on her boyfriend with TrialsIsHard, so f**k "straight" or "respectful". Show her that scum get treated like scum. -- On the subject of cheating, my ex cheated on me, and the lad she cheated on me with sacked her off almost immediately afterward. She threw her relationship with me away, and most of her friends in Sheffield, as they were mostly my friends, all for one night with a bloke who (according to a mate of hers) had a pretty small willy. I went a bit mental and started making sure that all our joint friends decided to stay my friend and chased her house mate, who turned out to be awesome and is still my girlfriend now haha (going on 3 years). My ex actually moved away and blamed me for removing all her friends haha. Still absolutely hate her now though and it's starting to bother me. Shouldn't I be able to hear people talk about her without wanting to murder her to death? As it is though, even the mention of her name fills me with much rage haha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 On the subject of cheating, my ex cheated on me, and the lad she cheated on me with sacked her off almost immediately afterward. She threw her relationship with me away, and most of her friends in Sheffield, as they were mostly my friends, all for one night with a bloke who (according to a mate of hers) had a pretty small willy. I went a bit mental and started making sure that all our joint friends decided to stay my friend and chased her house mate, who turned out to be awesome and is still my girlfriend now haha (going on 3 years). My ex actually moved away and blamed me for removing all her friends haha. Still absolutely hate her now though and it's starting to bother me. Shouldn't I be able to hear people talk about her without wanting to murder her to death? As it is though, even the mention of her name fills me with much rage haha. I've read a lot about trying to deal with this lately, the best advice I've seen was something along the lines of: by being that angry at them you're giving them more space in your heart than they deserve. Not worth you getting that mad about someone who's a piece of scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Fair point, I hadn't spotted the bit about cheating. F'ck drama either way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrialsIsHard Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 (edited) She cheated on her boyfriend with TrialsIsHard, so f**k "straight" or "respectful". Show her that scum get treated like scum. I'm hoping that's a mistake, I don't remember being involved in this! I do think you've gotten me mistaken with trialsbikingnunn, but there's no mention of cheating in his post (or how I interpreted it anyway). She broke up with her boyfriend hoping to pursue a relationship with trialsbikingnunn? Edited October 21, 2014 by TrialsIsHard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 She did cheat on her boyfriend with Matt (Trialsbikingnunn) and broke up with him afterwards, apparently not feeling much guilt for it x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Either way, I don't like drama in my life, so I try now to tell someone straight, unless they're being a bitch (like this girl the other week) and it's more fun to watch them get annoyed at you for not responding in the manner they hoped/expected for. Then again there was this odd-as-f'ck situation where a woman who worked at a hostel I was staying at when I first arrived in Asia got crazy infatuated and did all this mental shit, and I should've nipped that one in the bud immediately. Because by not telling her straight up (for fear of upsetting her) I just prolonged her pain. </internationalheartbreaker> 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross McArthur Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Dude, are you some sorta bronzed adonis or something, because you seem to be throwing it up anything you want. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I've read a lot about trying to deal with this lately, the best advice I've seen was something along the lines of: by being that angry at them you're giving them more space in your heart than they deserve. Not worth you getting that mad about someone who's a piece of scum.Space in my heart? I don't work that way haha, I just hate her. It makes me happy when I hear on the grapevine that she's been dumped again (for about the 9th time since she was with me), or that she lost her job. I don't mind hating her this much, just wondering if I shouldn't. I quite enjoy hearing that she's been sacked again or dumped again on the grapevine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Dude, are you some sorta bronzed adonis or something, because you seem to be throwing it up anything you want. Turns out being a bronzed adonis isn't always a good thing, unless you like gobby British birds: http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/anatomy-of-a-new-modern-douchebag And anyway, I don't think many of the girls I've mentioned in this thread I've either thrown it up, or wanted to throw it up. And maybe that's half the problem, too often it's the ones we're not interested in that like us. I'd say I do alright, but I have fairly high standards for what I want to settle for, so it's not like I nob a ton of girls. And by high standards I don't mean I grade girls and they have to be up to a certain level, I mean I have a high standard for the interaction, the 'relationship' (or call it what you will). Because a girl who might be perfect for one guy might be very average for me, and vice versa. BTW for those who want some comedy (episode 3 is particularly awkward)... http://www.youtube.com/user/OfficialDapperLaughs/videos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 BTW for those who want some comedy (episode 3 is particularly awkward)... http://www.youtube.com/user/OfficialDapperLaughs/videosEpisode 1 is pretty fecking awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Episode 2 was a bit boring, and episode 3 was hilariously awkward. I don't mind Dapper Laughs in general, I think he's entertaining. Actually my brother met him and recorded a Vine with him telling me I had a small pecker or something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I have no idea who Dapper Laughs is haha, I thought it was the name of this telly program. He seems like a bit of a twat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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