Jake. Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Didn't really expect that of you Dan... Ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 YoloNot the most romantic spot in the world I'll say hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 you recorded it. f**king lel. post it up you melt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Skoze needs a thesaurus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 does your dashcam do audio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Yep. Haven't recorded the whole thing but caught the awkward moment when we saw the security guard again and the four people as we drive down the storeys which is funny haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Video or it didn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 (edited) Fine then but I'm cutting the bit where she talks about my cock as I don't want you all knowing his name. Edit - it's not the bit when he comes up to the window. It's just when we drive back down. Can't even see him but the audio is funny Edited August 16, 2014 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Oh my god I can't f**king wait to watch this hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Ha ha, good story. Makes me feel glad I have my own place. I was staying with my parents when I visited for a couple of months over Xmas, and I'm always conscious of the fact there's no privacy there. And yeah, mention video, it has to be posted. For the sake of the girl though I think we should agree that any visual media does not have to include, ahem, facial shots. Last night I had a girl in my bed and as things were getting steaming a lump of chewing gum found it's way from her mouth into mine (don't know what she was evening doing with it, I hate the stuff), so i spat it out thinking it cleared the bed. But oh no. When we were done, it was smeared everywhere, in her hair, matted into the sheet. Gum mess is worse than the worst spooge mess you've seen. Moral of the story: ask her to spit or swallow before AND after. LAWL. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 (edited) Nothing too exciting and you might get a bit dizzy watching. Best played with headphones on loud for the audio. HEAR THE AWKWARDNESSSSSSS http://youtu.be/oJS2itEUPCY Edited August 16, 2014 by dann2707 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 A few things Daniel James cox, you dirty little boy You aren't that posh in real life " how many times can you jizz?, it's like an endurance test" "Is my hair ruffled?" Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. LAD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartMini Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Dan's just invented the drive of shame..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrialsIsHard Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 She seems really nice, well spoken, good manners and decent morals etc. You are an awful judge of character! Props for the video though, hope she doesn't find your youtube channel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Classy lady. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iChimpp Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 (edited) That was beyond hilarious! You need your own thread with these f**king stories hahahaha Edited August 17, 2014 by iChimpp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Really good morals - shags a bloke in his car in a car park on first meet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shercofray Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 a bloke It's Dan we're talking about, remember? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Really good morals - shags a bloke in his car in a car park on first meet We had been talking a week before! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 f**king in a car, in a car park, on the first date is not good morals. Not that I care, well played chap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 We had been talking a week before! in Snapchat, text OR Whatsapp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shercofray Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 There's been no mention of f*****g. They may have just been holding hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Question is though is she fit? You know the rules... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Did she have one massive shoulder and one normal one? Or was that just a one-off for you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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