bing Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 Dan won't have made it special, he'll have smashed the back doors off her, don't forget he's into bumalls 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 Did you make it 'special' for her? we are talking about a tinder date , what do you expect 'virginity', I call bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 (edited) Most girls on dating sites seem to have some kind of emotional issue (most guys however probably just want to get some action), but this is a funny one: never met before and she's a virgin, and she comes to your house and lets you smash her... Did you make it 'special' for her? Lololol. Can't say banging a virgin would be my cup of tea (although I did get sucked off by one), but fair play to you son! I know, when the utterance left her mouth I was speechless. Basically the day went like this, I picked her up from the station and we came back to mine. It was super sunny so we chilled in the garden on the rug and bench, playing frisbee / flying disc for a bit. Then I was like, rather than watching a film later shall we watch it now? (Pre-downloaded, ready on desktop, don't f**k about lol) so we went in my room and I said we should spoon for sure. We spooned whilst watching, gave her a delicious backrub (it's my seducing technique hahaha). Clothes then came off, things started happening then BOOM "I just thought i'd let you know, i'm a virgin" so I was like hmm okay that's totally fine with me expecting just a whole weekend of scrumptious 3rd base haha. She then was like, but I definitely want to have sex with you so erm yeah, we went on from there. I can't even explain but she was the non-virginist virgin with some of the stuff she was doing! Must have been reading up on cosmopolitan or her friends were drilling shit into her before she came. My body officially hurts now. But yeah then we went outside again on the grass, I grabbed her bum et. al and things got heated so we went back inside to my room. Then went and lit the fire in the firepit and roasted marshmellows which were lovely then went back to my room to bed I didn't just abuse her and throw her out haha Properly looked after her with food, drink etc so that's cool Edited July 27, 2014 by dann2707 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 f**king hell I stay off the forum for two days and this. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 Properly looked after her with food, drink etc so that's cool Just imaging a little bowl of seeds and a hamster bottle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 The more I think about this the weirder and weirder it gets. Does she have daddy issues or was she just eager to get penetrated? Was she lying and is it her kink? Did she put a hole in the condom wrappers so you'd knock her up? I'm so confused dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 I'm waiting for the post from Dan that says she's pregnant with his kid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 Dan the pussy slayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 Dan the pussy slayer It's getting borderline rapist now. I'm losing track of it all to be honest 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 I think she just wanted to get laid before starting uni to be honest. I don't understand as her friends were texting her what happened as if they knew all about 'us' but we've only been talking a week. Bizarre. She definitely wasn't lying about being a virgin as I had to go tip deep for about 15 minutes lolll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 I think she just wanted to get laid before starting uni to honest Yeah, you are probably right. Once she's been through freshers week, her minge will be like a blood orange crossed with a Brillo pad 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 She's on the pill as well which confused me even more being a virg. But then I remembered girls go on it for 'stress' reasons. Ex was on it for exams when she wasn't f**king guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 Yeah maybe she just wanted to get it done. But there's one important question... HOW BIG WAS THE ARM? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartMini Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 She's on the pill as well which confused me even more being a virg. But then I remembered girls go on it for 'stress' reasons. Ex was on it for exams when she wasn't f**king guys. i believe its more to do with regualting hormones, but yeah, stops them being crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 Hahaha it wasn't as big as I expected. She was really skinny thank god, bit too tall for me but dear Jesus she had the most delicious looking vagina I've ever experienced. It was just text book perfect in my eyes. Not too miniscule like that other girl when I said hers was "sunken in to her body" just the right bit of everything. A little upset it's gone now to be honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 She's on the pill as well which confused me even more being a virg. But then I remembered girls go on it for 'stress' reasons. Ex was on it for exams when she wasn't f**king guys. My ex was on the pill when she was 14 for skin problems, bit of a weird one I thought... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 Please tell me you didn't just take her word about her being on the pill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 her friends were drilling shit into her before she came. I thought you said you took her virginity? Click here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 Bahhh all I got was plug in can't be loaded so I made my own noise on my desk for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 Pics or it didn't happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FamilyBiker Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 the last few pages of this thread are either a medium size hoax or someone will have to edit a lot of posts once he gets out of the pusslirium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 Pics or it didn't happen? Here's a video approximation: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 27, 2014 Report Share Posted July 27, 2014 It's about time this thread was rekindled with humour after I made about a billion soppy posts with the whole ex ordeal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 She's on the pill as well which confused me even more being a virg.That's like saying it's confusing for a guy to have condoms even though he hasn't had sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iChimpp Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 Lets hope she never comes across TF Great story hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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