Fish-Finger-er Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Right, I never thought I'd post up in here. Basically, girl's coming over later, I don't know if she likes me or not... We are like best friends etc. But yeah, really quite nervous, because I really like her. She's amazing. And I want her!So basically, AHHHHHHHHHHH!just chill, if shes lives in a TF postcode your laughing, chances are shell take her clothes off before she removes her shoes at the front door. just remember complainin about your bad back at 15 aint a turn on, neither are scene jeans, or coming on here mid session for advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 What's a TF postcode? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Telford postcode, cos it's like the ghetto of shropshire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 (edited) Oh, i thought it had something to do with this wonderful forum we're on now.They're all slags? Edited January 15, 2007 by Fat Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 LMAO 'the ghetto of shropshire' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 just chill, if shes lives in a TF postcode your laughing, chances are shell take her clothes off before she removes her shoes at the front door. just remember complainin about your bad back at 15 aint a turn on, neither are scene jeans, or coming on here mid session for advice.Nah, I'll just catch you on msn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Well I'm in a whole load of shit. Went out on Friday with some mates, one mate who I known for a long time was there, although I hardly ever see him. He recently got engaged to his missus, who is only 17 or so. Anyway, all night she kept looking at me and saying things like 'awww, you're really sweet, I could kiss you forever' and then commenting that I smelt nice and all this shit.Anyway, as the night got on I come completely f**ked out my face and theres a big black out. I woke up with a bite on my f**king neck which I don't know how it got there.Later in the night she was crying and he was pissed off, I spoke to him on the way home and asked what was up....and he said something which I can't remember followed by 'and you had your hand on her arse'...so I was like 'shit'. I had no idea what to say other than 'sorry, I didn't realise'...which, to be honest I didnt.Anyway, before that talk we got into a bit of an argument with someone, ended up in a bit of a free for all on the dance floor, I cut all my knuckles and then the bouncer dragged me out and headbutted me and bust my nose which was pissing out blood...she came out and was all looking after me, which I remember well...and then I forget what happened next. Meh, I'm pretty much expecting a caved in skull at some point in the next few months....no doubt I'll find out then. Oh, and I'm also going out this weekend with that mate and no doubt his missus....so I'll have to be on my best behavour.Its not really 'Girl Trouble'....but thought I'd share the experience, made me laugh lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 hahah classic i have plenty of similar drunken stories, never been in a gang fight as such though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reece B Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 got any pics??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 got any pics??? Of what? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalopS Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Its not really 'Girl Trouble'....but thought I'd share the experience, made me laugh lolwell it is really, shes the trouble encouraging you so much with the comments, you did well to hold bk till you got too chopperd to even know what was going on friends never see it that way though, they never blame the girl, so it is girl trouble!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted January 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 they shouldn't even see you coming on the first date. amateur HAHA pwned by the pipe*robs bit*Man that sounds cool, just go for it, theres no reason not to.*anzos bit*haha, how well do you know the dude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 haha, how well do you know the dude?Well, I used to hang about with his brother when I was little, and also him as he was just there all the time. I get on with him well, we see each other in the pub about once every 3 months or something. But his mates, who are my mates also I see about every 2 weeks...so it is going to be a problem if they find out about it....although personally, If my missus got off with some lad infront of me and I did nothing about it....I'd keep pretty shhh.Meh, I'll pretend like I can't remember a think about that night, and if its brought up; I'll apologise and buy him a pint...and the more than likely, probably shag his missus.haha, how well do you know the dude?Well, I used to hang about with his brother when I was little, and also him as he was just there all the time. I get on with him well, we see each other in the pub about once every 3 months or something. But his mates, who are my mates also I see about every 2 weeks...so it is going to be a problem if they find out about it....although personally, If my missus got off with some lad infront of me and I did nothing about it....I'd keep pretty shhh.Meh, I'll pretend like I can't remember a think about that night, and if its brought up; I'll apologise and buy him a pint...and the more than likely, probably shag his missus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted January 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 HAHA, fair enough, I can see that being a situation not to be in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 just remember complainin about your bad back at 15 aint a turn on, neither are scene jeans, or coming on here mid session for advice. haaahahaaaahaaaa!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 haaahahaaaahaaaa!! For some reason that made me lol hahaNot used to seeing the poo meistro laugh lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Well, what can I say. I wore my scene jeans, I complained about my back, I didn't come on here mid-sesh, BUTIT WAS A f**kING AMAZING NIGHT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Is f**k a subtle hint for what you did? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george_seamons Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Met a really cool girl last night.My friend told us to both add each other on MSN, so we did. Then we got talking. Basically a blind date, lol. Neither of us knew anything about each other until after half an hour or so. Then my friend asked if I wanted to go and meet her. So we did. Went out to a pub with both of them.Had a couple of drinks, then came home.Was really really abusive to her on MSN. Was possibly one of the funniest MSN conversations I've ever had, and she just seemed to love it!Happy days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Is f**k a subtle hint for what you did?Might be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Was really really abusive to her on MSN. Was possibly one of the funniest MSN conversations I've ever had, and she just seemed to love it!Wheyyy, kinky bitch is she? Enjoys the dirty talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikenipple Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Right basically i met this girl a few weeks back, and with no exaggeration, she is the NICEST girl I've ever met. She's funny, confident, intelligent (this is a big f**king sigh of relief, seriously), playful but relatively sensible and really bloody hot too.We first met up a while back and we hit it off straight away - she's actually really amazing. As I got to know her better I found out that she relatively recently broke up with an ex-boyfriend of hers, who she still sees a lot because they're best friends or whatever, so that's fair enough. Having been through the arse end of a few relationships myself, i felt like i could help her so we had a talk about how she feels about her ex and shit like that, and she says that she doesn't really want to see him anymore, and that she has the determination to make that happen.So. She came to my house today, and we were chatting and flirting and shit and she started bugging me about sex etc so i asked her when was the last time she got laid - she tells me SUNDAY. Yesterday she told me the only person she's ever slept with was her ex-boyfriend, so to put two and two together....I feel really f**king dejected at the moment - i'm not a jealous type of guy but christ i had a long long conversation with her about it; she even claims that she likes me so so much and wants me to be all hers etc and i can't help but feel like she's really f**king pretentious now....I'm not gonna run a mile from her though, i'm gonna stick with her cause she needs it - helping her is something i'm willing to do for her if she'll let me...Another annoying thing about her is that she's bluntly told me to rail her on a few occasions but at other times has called me a man-whore cause she thinks that i'm easy; so just to piss her off i'm not gonna give her anything she wants until she stops offending me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted January 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Man this girl sounds confusing, stop letting her talk, thats what your spam javelins for.Seriously thogh WTF?she could have een lying about the getting laid bit bud, just carry on mate shes sounds ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Just kill the Ex Bf, then you have her all to yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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