MadManMike Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 If you're serious, you have many issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Thinking of doing away with my earlobes this weekend, what's going to be better to use. A straight blade razor or a craft knife? Wtf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 I suggest a hacksaw, the more teeth per inch you have, the less it will shred your ear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 I have stretched earlobes that I don't want anymore, surgery is too much and I just want a quick fix. How big are the stretches? It should grow back from around 10mm over a month, and I had a friend with 22 or 18, around that size, now his is like 5mm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Dunstan Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 How big are the stretches? It should grow back from around 10mm over a month, and I had a friend with 22 or 18, around that size, now his is like 5mm Mine are about 26mm, but have been 35mm+ so they're as small as they're going to be. Got an appointment in Harley Street next thursday so this is really only a last resort. Either way they're going. If you're serious, you have many issues. I have many issues, pain isn't one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Red hot scissors. *Courterise and shape in one, its the only lobe trim I'd do *spellings may differ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsiain Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 I have stretched earlobes that I don't want anymore, surgery is too much and I just want a quick fix. This is just an idea but on lamb balls (or tails?) They get little orange rings put around them to make them fall off. Cant you just tie something really really tight around your ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Dan cox had just informed me he is going for another 'liaison' with his piece from the other night 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Dunstan Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 (edited) Red hot scissors. *Courterise and shape in one, its the only lobe trim I'd do *spellings may differ WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES IN LINK BELOW http://news.bme.com/2008/03/28/earlobes-be-gone/ Similar to this Edited March 27, 2014 by Luke Dunstan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 (edited) Dan cox had just informed me he is going for another 'liaison' with his piece from the other night Hahahah you dick!!! I wonder how many times it's going to be mentioned at the Sheffield ride Sunday haha Edited March 27, 2014 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Dunstan Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Hahahah you dick!!! I wonder how many times it's going to be mentioned at the Sheffield ride Sunday haha Is that what you call it.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 I feel like we need a reality TV series for this from now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES IN LINK BELOW http://news.bme.com/2008/03/28/earlobes-be-gone/ Similar to this okay so first of all what the actual f*ck Are you sure it is going to make it better? You made a decision by going 26mm that they will stay like that , and I think you were aware of that. After you decided elsewhere, you still want to do a not so perfect body modification, that can cause loads of bad things, as probably that is not the most professional and sterile thing If I were you I would man up, spare some money and go and make it with a surgeon, so it will look good, as I highly doubt, that that technique will look better after, than a hole in your ear... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted March 29, 2014 Report Share Posted March 29, 2014 more clitche.. a true friend will always be so, no matter what. no need to explain unless they ask, they'll probably just be glad to have their pal back, and not seeing them in a while apart you'll have a lot to talk about. in my experiance you may find that you've out grown the friendships but its always worth finding out Its what you do after finding out that's the hard bit Upfront ''your a bunch of nobs'' or a subtle slip out the back. Either way will be a problem *both metaphorically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) I have got the weirdest question ever. Anybody on here been with a woman who SERIOUSLY gets off over beating you whilst she f**ks you? Shits getting out of hand! Edited March 30, 2014 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Luckily I've never been f**ked by a woman, so I wouldn't know. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Sounds pretty boring. By that, I obviously mean she's on top, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 For me, "being f**ked" implies some insertion. I've never had anything inserted. Boring or not, I'm not up for sly fingers or battery powered things going in my exit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 If she is on top, she's the one doing the f**king. Because you're basically just laying there giving her what she needs. That's my train of thought and I am sure I am not alone. I certainly haven't got any dodgy looks or questions when I have told a girl to f**k me. And nothing has gone up my bum hole. Maybe it's a regional thing. Like how girls up north use a totally different sexual vocabulary to down south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 With Jardo on this one. If a girl is on top, she's the one doing the f**king. However, I wouldn't come and post pictures of how much of a girl I was being about it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Zulu Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 I'm not up for sly fingers or battery powered things going in my exit. I think that's gonna have to get sig'd :') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 More news from the world of Dan Cox earlier today. Me: "How's your cock Dan?" Dan: "Raw mate, raw." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 And the fingers? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Smelly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 More news from the world of Dan Cox earlier today. Me: "How's your cock Dan?" Dan: "Raw mate, raw." LMAO! Too many jokes were had today at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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