trialsbikingnunn Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 try and f**k as many people as you can dan, then if she finds out she will feel pretty shit im sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Put her snapchat on here I have some pretty gross balls I like to get out. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Haha!! Aww seeing you guys only once a year saddens me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsMatt Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 I can confirm about Georges balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Put her snapchat on here I have some pretty gross balls I like to get out. That's it George, you are getting a picture of my monsters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Oh god northern gorilla bollocks :/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 That's what we call him when he's not around.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsbikingnunn Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 don't think your balls can be any worse than what our mates dad's balls are like Dan! Accidently saw them dangling out the bottom of his boxers... they were f**king massive and I was horrified Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Just went through my phone, setting up iMessages on my iPad. I sent this to a girl last night. "I said what I meant, I meant what I said, I’m hung like an elephant, Just bring me to bed." An adaptation of a poem from Dr. Seuss's cat in the hat. Dafuq. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 That is exactly the reason you shouldn't give advice out... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Jesus Christ this shitnever ends. .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilf Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Jesus Christ this shitnever ends. .. Waddup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Mum got this text today, lol I drafted out a horrrrrendous text back but my sister convinced me not to. It said this: Right, I've been wanting to hold it in for a while but after what you've done today I cannot do so anymore and this is obviously what you wanted me to do so you could take the moral high ground, classic grace. How dare you try to contact me and make amends, after 19 months you suddenly decide to cheat on me. I never ever EVER want to hear from you again. Like we once said when we were together, once a cheat always a cheat and how you claimed it wasn't true. It obviously obviously is and I just feel sorry for the next guy you fall in love with and do the same to him, because you will. You always will, because that's what you see as normal. Why would I want to stay friends with someone who did that to me?! And the fact you tried to get in touch with my mum too, how pathetic of you. It's actually embarrassing how you think I'm just going to be another Tom and let you in my life again after what you've done. You think you can do it to every one and it's not fair. And to add insult to injury you're actually going around telling people you broke up with me? Ha what ever makes you feel better about your insecure little self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Send it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 I agree with the foxy man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Are you saying that seriously or what? Because my sister and her husband said it seems too aggressive and might be used against me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Used against you? Either send that or report her to the police for harassment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Used against you in what way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Send it. But then really leave it, forever. Change your number, delete hers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Showing all her friends, "look how nasty he is after me wanting to keep things civil" That sort of thing, its very likely i'm going to bump into a lot of our mutual friends again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 In that case, get your mum to text her back and call her a cheating slut who'd best watch her back 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Or you could all just ignore her and let her be the petulant child she is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Probably for the best that would be mate. Silence is stronger and all that. She'll take the hint after a while i'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 If I ever meet her can I call her a slut? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 The problem with that is that you definitely want to send it, otherwise you wouldn't have written it. So you can either send it in the heat of the moment after a few beers, or get it out the way with sound mind and draw a line under it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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