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Odd post alert. Has anyone had problems erm... climaxing with your gf?

Explain better what you mean and I may be some use. As in you can't get her to come? Or you can't come simultaneously?

Edit: Am I being dumb? Is it you who can't climax?

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I know how it can be. I was seeing a girl for all of a few days (seriously, we went through all the phases of a relationship from the amazing dream-like beginning to the opposite-sides-of-the-bed-like-an-old-married-couple ending inside one week), and she used to, er, 'finish' really quick. Now, this would usually be good, but then she'd almost be bored and indicating I should hurry up, which just put a load of pressure on me and made it difficult.

Trouble is, it can be self-perpetuating, like if you've ever had a case of Mr Floppy. Because second time around, you're so scared of it happening that the mental baggage makes it more likely.

The above suggestion is good - starve yourself a bit and see if that works. Generally though if a girl wasn't exciting me then I'd give her the boot. I know how it can be, but that's usually months into a relationship when you get a bit bored of each other, or you've made the mistake of falling into routine sex.

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this the thread to moan about your gfs lol

well last night mine went kinda insane all over me not putting a pot in the sink

wich lead to her shouting and screaming at me a few punches my way

so i thought ive had enough and went to jump in my car and go out for a whille to calm down after all is only a pot ffs

as i was reversing off my drive she ripped the drivers side mirror off my car :(

i drive a mk1 mx5 limted edition only 300 were made and less than 100 are still about

now i cant drive the car at all as its illeagle to drive with no drivers mirror and i cant repair it either i need a replacement

any ideas on what i should do about her?

hope your eagle gets better mate. whats wrong with it exactly? i love birds of prey :wink2:

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this the thread to moan about your gfs lol

well last night mine went kinda insane all over me not putting a pot in the sink

wich lead to her shouting and screaming at me a few punches my way

so i thought ive had enough and went to jump in my car and go out for a whille to calm down after all is only a pot ffs

as i was reversing off my drive she ripped the drivers side mirror off my car :(

i drive a mk1 mx5 limted edition only 300 were made and less than 100 are still about

now i cant drive the car at all as its illeagle to drive with no drivers mirror and i cant repair it either i need a replacement

any ideas on what i should do about her?

The solution is simple: you drive an MX5, so should be in a relationship with another man. This probably explains why you're making a hash of it with the girl.

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I'm in no way involved, I just hear things on the grape vine lol. We have several mutual friends so it's going to happen. Doesn't bother me at all though, just strange thinking only a year ago we were together, now she's looking at settling down and getting all adult.

Can't see any reason to totally avoid her anyway, if she was going to the pub with any of my mates then I'd be happy to go along as well.

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77,000 :o That's absolutely mad! over how long was that?

I use whatsapp with my Gf, literally the best thing I ever did was to tell her to get that. We've gotten to know each other so much better with it as you're basically chatting like on the phone. I doubt we would be where we are now if we just texted.

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