alistair14 Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Said she wont be out till after friday ..which is the end of our holiday ..so its all kinda gone really shitty =[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Look on the bright side, at least she's coming out dude 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 Well things have escalated pretty quickly with my situation. Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 Pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 Of my scrotum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 Of my scrotum? Again, quoted for future reference. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 Pics of whatever really, we have a short attention span here so pictures help hold our attention longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 Well things have escalated pretty quickly with my situation. Oh dear. why what's gone on now? she's either got a bun in the oven, you asked her to marry you, or you found her in bed with a mate and your dad. do tell daniel son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 I don't even know why I said that to be honest haha. No, nothing like that. More of pretty much going out, mum wants to invite me over to meet me, asked me to come out on a day drip with them. I'm seeing her next week at a house party and she's begging her mum to let her come over to mine for a week next month when my rents are off on holiday. It's like gone from texting to this, which is f**king awesome but all gonna be shit when she goes off to uni. So gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 Just f**king enjoy it while it lasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 f**king too right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 f**king yea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 f**king swearing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 f**king f**k! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 f**ks sake lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 f**ks sake lol f**king ruined it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 f**king ruined your mum. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 Be ready for that day dan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 Tips on meeting the gf's mother? Been invited over Saturday, never EVER done this before so not sure what to expect or how to act? What is desirable for the mother? (ex never invited me over sob sob) She seems really nice though, intellectual. Apparently if she turns out to love me, next month when my Parents go on holiday for a week she will let said girl to stop at mine which can only result in f**king awesomeness. Bet I screw it up hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 Parents are easy, just don't be a douche basically. You can play the "your daughter is amazing" card and try and suck up, but it will almost certainly fail. Have some fun, take the piss a bit (particularly out of the daughter!) and if it's going well then start hitting on the mum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 That seems too easy haha Ugh the sucking up thing sounds cringe worthy, yeah think i'll avoid that one. Will see how I get on and report back. If im comfortable I can make such a good impression, like thats how I kind of met her. But if things are uptight it'll be baddddd. Might have a shot of whiskey before hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 Hahaha, yeeeah what luke said... Just be polite and don't come across like a cunt. Definitely a big plus one for the "take the piss a bit" thing. Obviously don't come across like a cunt who's going to endlessly torment their daughter but just don't shy away from things. Chill out, be awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 Imagine having a daughter. I wouldn't want anyone to putting anything inside my daughter, so it's the dad you're winning over. Or that's the way I look at it, the mum will be happy if you seem to be nice with her daughter and if her daughter has said you're nice to her etc. But the dad isn't gonna be impressed by that, so he's your challenge. Other than that the Bird and Skoze are on the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 (edited) Don't try too hard, simple. Just don't drop any swear words or racist comments until you know they're into that... I always use an old sales technique where you just pick the first semi interesting thing you see in a room you know anything about and then ask about it - let them talk, it totally eases the pressure. Unfortunately that backfired recently and I couldn't shut the old man up! Still, apparently they loved me and i basically did nothing but smile, crack a joke and pretended to enjoy the old girls roast I could have sucked through a straw. Basically, relax and show you like their daughter (respectfully, and not obviously cliched) and you'll be reet. Edit: how did it take me that long to write that?! Most of mines already covered... Edited July 24, 2012 by JD™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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