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Well things have escalated pretty quickly with my situation. Oh dear.

why what's gone on now? she's either got a bun in the oven, you asked her to marry you, or you found her in bed with a mate and your dad. do tell daniel son

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I don't even know why I said that to be honest haha. No, nothing like that. More of pretty much going out, mum wants to invite me over to meet me, asked me to come out on a day drip with them. I'm seeing her next week at a house party and she's begging her mum to let her come over to mine for a week next month when my rents are off on holiday. It's like gone from texting to this, which is f**king awesome but all gonna be shit when she goes off to uni. So gay.

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Tips on meeting the gf's mother? Been invited over Saturday, never EVER done this before so not sure what to expect or how to act? What is desirable for the mother? (ex never invited me over sob sob)

She seems really nice though, intellectual. Apparently if she turns out to love me, next month when my Parents go on holiday for a week she will let said girl to stop at mine which can only result in f**king awesomeness. Bet I screw it up hahah

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Parents are easy, just don't be a douche basically.

You can play the "your daughter is amazing" card and try and suck up, but it will almost certainly fail.

Have some fun, take the piss a bit (particularly out of the daughter!) and if it's going well then start hitting on the mum... (Y)

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That seems too easy haha :)

Ugh the sucking up thing sounds cringe worthy, yeah think i'll avoid that one.

Will see how I get on and report back. If im comfortable I can make such a good impression, like thats how I kind of met her. But if things are uptight it'll be baddddd. Might have a shot of whiskey before hahaha.

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Hahaha, yeeeah what luke said...

Just be polite and don't come across like a cunt. Definitely a big plus one for the "take the piss a bit" thing. Obviously don't come across like a cunt who's going to endlessly torment their daughter but just don't shy away from things. Chill out, be awesome.

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Imagine having a daughter. I wouldn't want anyone to putting anything inside my daughter, so it's the dad you're winning over. Or that's the way I look at it, the mum will be happy if you seem to be nice with her daughter and if her daughter has said you're nice to her etc. But the dad isn't gonna be impressed by that, so he's your challenge. Other than that the Bird and Skoze are on the money.

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Don't try too hard, simple. Just don't drop any swear words or racist comments until you know they're into that...

I always use an old sales technique where you just pick the first semi interesting thing you see in a room you know anything about and then ask about it - let them talk, it totally eases the pressure. Unfortunately that backfired recently and I couldn't shut the old man up! Still, apparently they loved me and i basically did nothing but smile, crack a joke and pretended to enjoy the old girls roast I could have sucked through a straw.

Basically, relax and show you like their daughter (respectfully, and not obviously cliched) and you'll be reet.

Edit: how did it take me that long to write that?! Most of mines already covered...

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