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Just because Skoze did when it was the same situation, I'm going to come in here for the opposite reason than it was intended:

Totes loved up.

Top tip to anyone looking for someone perfect: Stop looking. Although that's not really a tip, because I reckon you have to truly give up hope before it can happen like that... and that's not something you can decide to do...

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Well, because JD did it, so shall I. I've managed to find the perfect girl a few months ago (the bad kisser I posted about a few pages back). She's fine in that department now, like you guys said it just took some time. Happily in love after almost 3 years of being single. Hope this relationship lasts, she really is absolutely epic.

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Past wench has bigger boobs than current wench. And I still like past wench. but i also like current wench!

I am such a fanny aha.

(i did write a worse word for clunge but it got changed automatically aha)

big Chebs for the win. can't fault a wench with big chebs

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Long story short. Girl and me broke up cos she says she can't do the distance though it's been okay for over a year, she lives in clapham and I live in southampton and I see her almost at least once a week. She's an amazing girl in every way and I don't want to give up on us so easily.

How the f**k do I get her back? She's a stubborn one too, she doesn't like talking face to face or over the phone and won't reply to any of my texts.

Halp.

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You know where she lives, right?

Strap some balls on, go up there and make sure she knows what's up.

In not-girl-trouble-news, stoooooked for JD and Inur :) Still well happy witht he new lady, got uni coming soon which i'm sure will make things a little interesting but f**k it, i'm happy and whatever happens happens.

Oh and me and the ex aren't remotely on speaking terms anymore - posted some shit relating to her and what happened to make it all go tits up and where i'm at now on Fat Pants' status and her new feed decided she needed to see it despite her having no connection to him... :mellow:

Ah well, it's made things easier if anything.

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Joys. Still, bigger and better things sir ;)

Inur; Also stoked for you, but for the love of god please don't keep her on that pedestal there, or shit'll go south way too soon...

Weirdoku; Just be a little wary of turning up unannounced. It'll go one to one extreme or the other and it'd suck for it to go the wrong way. Once a week is generally pretty cool for a dude, but chicks often need more than that. Do you guys have much contact other than calls/texts? Guessing you manage to make the most of the time you do spend together, doing lots of fun stuff when the opportunity arises?

In Rainbird news; Shit's moving from "awesome" to "abso-f**king-lutely ridiculously sweet" with Soph. Good times. :)

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okay threesome; do I or don't I? Lesbian friend wants me to 'get invloved' with her and her gf (who is bangable). However she is 'the manly one' and I've known her for years, she recently said she wanted a sex change op.

Potential problems:

1. It gets leaked and the whole of the common room sees me as a sex pest.

2. ruins progress with her friend who Ive been quite successful with so far.

3. Makes things awkward between us.

Temptations:

1. her girl is hot!

2. Rare opertunity to pass up.

3. IT'S A LESBIAN THREESOME!!!

Advice and opinions please?! I have no idea how I feel about this and am currently recieving 'descriptive' text messagesand invitations to which im trying to keep neutral in replying to while I make my mind up. Only problem is I can't! :/

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Yeah a lesbian threesome would mean you're a girl, a homosexual girl. Also, if they're willing to have a guy wiggle in between them they aren't lesbians but bisexuals.

Sex is fun, more people the more fun. Why not?

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You know where she lives, right?

Strap some balls on, go up there and make sure she knows what's up.

Weirdoku; Just be a little wary of turning up unannounced. It'll go one to one extreme or the other and it'd suck for it to go the wrong way. Once a week is generally pretty cool for a dude, but chicks often need more than that. Do you guys have much contact other than calls/texts? Guessing you manage to make the most of the time you do spend together, doing lots of fun stuff when the opportunity arises?

Right, I'm getting the train up tomorrow. Ive got mutherf**kin balls to do that! I've just been working none stop for the past two weeks. Of course I'm not going to turn up announced, I've sent her a text to let her know, no reply yet but Sunday is her day off in the week so she should be free.

And yes we try to do what ever we can when I see her, just before we broke up she even took me to the red bull empire of dirt event which was awesome of her. From my point of view, the last month or two we just haven't spent some proper time together, so that made us a little distant I guess.

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okay threesome; do I or don't I? Lesbian friend wants me to 'get invloved' with her and her gf (who is bangable). However she is 'the manly one' and I've known her for years, she recently said she wanted a sex change op.

Potential problems:

1. It gets leaked and the whole of the common room sees me as a sex pest.

2. ruins progress with her friend who Ive been quite successful with so far.

3. Makes things awkward between us.

Temptations:

1. her girl is hot!

2. Rare opertunity to pass up.

3. IT'S A LESBIAN THREESOME!!!

Advice and opinions please?! I have no idea how I feel about this and am currently recieving 'descriptive' text messagesand invitations to which im trying to keep neutral in replying to while I make my mind up. Only problem is I can't! :/

Blatently a wind up. Sorry but it just is...

But if not, look at it this way, at the very least you get to knock one out to some IRL lesbian porn.

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