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Ha I haven't had the pleasure of going to the toilets, I've only been once on a Saturday night an it was like a club that had formed 20 years after a nuclear bomb had gone off haha.

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A TF singles night sounds f**king appalling, and yet I still want to say "I'm in"... Maybe not at this Corp place though... Then of course there's the issue of what happens if all us 'lookalikes' are in the same place at the same time.

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We've overlooked an important fact here. Muel is currently with boobs Kelly(?) so he's unlikely to pull out his pulling skills...

EDIT: Oh shit, Muel is more successful at relationships than me. Where did I put that rope?

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We've overlooked an important fact here. Muel is currently with boobs Kelly(?) so he's unlikely to pull out his pulling skills...

EDIT: Oh shit, Muel is more successful at relationships than me. Where did I put that rope?

why not, he was showing me pics of the blonde hes nailing on the side t'other day. boy is 1 smooth mother trucker.

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I've got a better one now... :P

Pics.

Lol Muel group night out in Corp? We'll deffo find our one true loves in there :P

I met my only two long term girlfriends in there lol. On the same night. (They were best friends at the time, not any more!)

A TF singles night sounds f**king appalling, and yet I still want to say "I'm in"... Maybe not at this Corp place though... Then of course there's the issue of what happens if all us 'lookalikes' are in the same place at the same time.

Sounds like a right laugh...

I'm not single, so I can't go, but if you and muel can do yorkshire accents you two can stand in as me.

I'm not single, but I'm not whipped, so I can go.

I want to go just to watch Muel on "Pussay Patrol"

Comedy moment of the year right there.

Mate, I got bare skills.

We've overlooked an important fact here. Muel is currently with boobs Kelly(?) so he's unlikely to pull out his pulling skills...

EDIT: Oh shit, Muel is more successful at relationships than me. Where did I put that rope?

Trololololololololol. I can teach you the ways of Corp. Basically get hammered, shout stuff about metal and pirates, rip your t-shirt open, pour some luminous alcohol over your head, then the bints will chase after you. Not even kidding, I had to run for a taxi once to get away from this nympho who wanted to follow me home. She was not nice.

I really hope Kell doesn't check up on me on here...

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Saturday night on the DJ memorial weekend? I'm up for going out.

Me, you, Simp - we just need Kev and Fish to make "that" night happen again.

Oh and Muel there were pics the other week, shame on your or missing 'em.

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Me, you, Simp - we just need Kev and Fish to make "that" night happen again.

Oh and Muel there were pics the other week, shame on your or missing 'em.

You up for it? We just need a place to stay. I'm seriously up for a night out in pompey.

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Yeah man definitely! I'm working on the place to stay thing, but if it's gonna be a TF singles night there's always the classic pull-or-park-bench game.

Definitely in if I make it to the DJ ride. The other option for places to stay is a couple of rooms in a travelodge for all those who don't pull to stay in and cry together. I'll bring the tissues.

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Lol muel I always randomly see you in the smokers area there when I go. I havent been in a while and student loan comes monday.

I feel like my life will be more complete if i spend quite alot of it on vodka / bleach from Corp.

woo second "date" soon.

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Met that girl I hadn't seen in 4 years on wednesday. Walked around town for 3 hours talking :)

Don't really know what to think about it because I haven't got much to compare, I only know that she's gorgeous and that I should text her again and ask if she'd like to do that same next week too. (?) ^^

Just get too nervous and I'm afraid of messing everything up. >.<

Thursday I thought "nah, not just today, might look strange"

Friday I was wondering what the "best" thing would be to say until I thought "nah, she's now probably out with mates, don't want to disturb"

And about tomorrow (well, erm, today) I'm already thinking "It's weekend, she's probably up to other things"

ffs.

zero confidence and always tend to make stuff soo difficult for myself. :(

does this have to be at the top of the page? lol

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Is everyone else on TF single atm? Time to go on a Pussay Patrol lads. Sort it out. :P

I'm staying single now. women are tossers. end of. until a suitably good one can prove me wrong, this is how it's staying

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zero confidence and always tend to make stuff soo difficult for myself. :(

Just take it easy man! Send her a message saying you enjoyed seeing her and would like to do it again if ever she's free - let her know otherwise she'll probably just end up assuming you don't give a shit if you leave it 3 weeks before talking to her again :P

Don't instantly go for the marriage thing, just see if she's up for doing something similar again soon (Y)

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I'm staying single now. women are tossers. end of. until a suitably good one can prove me wrong, this is how it's staying

I said that. Then I met a suitably good one who proved me wrong, so she's moving in next weekend. :P

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