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probably because its on a plate, and if youve been with a girl for any amount of time, you forget how to chat to girls?? Im guilty of it,and ill be honest, if there was nothing else available, id possibly be guilty of it again.

Yea I said everyones been there, its just an easy thing to do.

How I got a few girls ive put below, buts its so embarassing I've put it in white so you will have to highlight to read.

And as for being able to chat to a girl, if I'm being 100% honest Facebook is your friend. I'll give you a little run down although its so sleaze its almost embarrassing (remember I've been in a 2-3yr relationship now so this is almost more cringe).

- Be flirty and chatty with potentials in real life(if you don't know her) then she has to know her whole name.

- Don't add her, see if she adds you so you can gauge how keen she is. But if it gets to the point where you can't wait add her if you actually have something to talk about.

- When she adds you don't accept straight away and be super keen but don't leave it too long you leave her hanging.

- When chatting to her its a lot easier to be flirty and chatty because it gives you time to think about your replys, just make sure you find the right balance between cheeky and being a arrogant fanny.

- You can tell how she replys how keen she is.

- Note how long it takes them to reply, if you feel like your the only chat window she has open and is snap replying then your in there.

- Don't be too keen to reply, you should leave enough time that she thinks your speaking to more then 1 person.

- Try to keep up whatever persona your trying to perceive on facebook in real life, its not use being cheeky and flirty online and then in real life being someone totally different.

- Last rule NEVER ask for a date online, you don't have to ask straight out for a date just say you wanna go to the movies or something.

I dunno try it I guess! This isn't how you find "the one" but you can run it on a few girls at the same time. Worked for me, this isn't a way to get a girlfriend nessicarily but can help you to get girls in le sack.

Oh and also for some reason girls will talk a lot more about sex online, and if she asks youv'e slept with 4 people... OK lol

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Dannnnnnnnnnnnnn2702838242358's gay.

Edit: Adding more Ns to Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn234765436789045789's name.

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Made me laugh LOT'S!!!! And this thread is waaaay better than CHAT magazine or something like that :P

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This doesn't regard me, but a very close friend, he's been with another of my very close friends for over three years now and on and off for a while it's not been working recently and it was said to be over a week or so ago. She said to me that she doesn't ever think they will get back together now and I don't think she wants to at all. I spoke to him today about lots of things and he was really really upset and he relied on her so much and everything he did kinda involved her. I don't think it's gunna work but how do you tell your mate that when he is breaking up in front of you? And it's not like she is getting a clear enough message through to him. :(

Please don't quote me on this cause I may delete it, there is a lot more to it than this but you get the gist. :(

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Yeh I am letting him come to me and talk about it, it's just when he does I dunno what to say to him. I find or so hard to tell him I don't think it's gunna work and he needs to move on while he is breaking down in front of me. He's usually such a strong character too :(

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