dann2707 Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 (edited) If you were face to face with a girl you were potentially meeting and laying in bed and the girl goes "aww my boobs are tiny though" as it came up in convo and they obviously are small, you can't exactly lie can you. She's obviously wanting you to say the opposite and compliment her but NOT go "no they're really big". Just wondering what everyone else reply would be. This is hypothetical -- maybe. Edited December 18, 2011 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 Don't even mention the size, just say something like "I can't see any problem there!" - be a bit cheeky about it. Compliment them without even mentioning big or small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrialsIsHard Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 Break out into this, never fails http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5lO4hEAJHU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 lmao !! ^ Don't even mention the size, just say something like "I can't see any problem there!" - be a bit cheeky about it. Compliment them without even mentioning big or small. But yeah, sounds about right that. Winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 Tell her you like small tits because it makes it easier for you to pretend you're f'cking a child. She'll be really impressed. Alternatively tell her you dig small boobs. Or tell her to stop being such a self-conscious f'cktard. Avoid the emotionally dependent ones. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 Tell her only fat birds have big tits, then tell her to stop talking and put her mouth to good use. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 I think pics are needed to assess the situation properly... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 (edited) Urggh you pedo shes only 8. Im not seeing her now anyway but was just wondering if I handled it pretty much spot on and the above comments appear so. Edited December 18, 2011 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 Urggh you pedo shes only 8. Yea, because I was the one who started this by saying I was in bed with her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 I can pass off as an 8 year old though !! My height does benefit me now and again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 With boobs I tend to go for the rule of a handful, any less depends on the quality of other areas I'm hard to please I got lanky fingers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 38 f`s nuff said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 38 f`s nuff said You hid them well under your top yesterday! What is your secret? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 (edited) Doesnt matter now. Edited December 19, 2011 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Buy that bitch a waffle. Bitches love waffles. Note; do not provide waffle if blue. More seriously though, you did good by telling her where you stand on the matter, so well played. She's given a decent response so that's both fair and generally a good time. If you reckon she's being honest with you (and from a complete outsider's perspective i can't see any reason she wouldn't be from what you've posted) then its your call as to whether to take it on board, take the whole 'alpha' position and lead things forward, or to decide you want to keep things where they are which seems like the option you prefer the least. Arrange to catch up at some point, at a location of your choice and mutually agreeable time/day. Have a general afternoon of chill vaguely planned, but be flexible and let it evolve as it wants to. If things slow down and get a bit stagnant then move onto the next place/activity and don't let it get stale. After spending a fun afternoon catching up properly and having a generally agreeable day see we're you both want it to go from there. No definitions, no rules, no pressure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Bahahaha oh my god this is not good as im already absolutely starving! Thanks rainbird ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Haha, you posted while I was actually typing a genuine response; mash F5 and head back on up the page a tad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Just seen it now after I edited original post. Actually glad you replied to it cheers!! sounds like a good plan, just need to get my head in the right frameset prior to it. Maybe a double scotch might help. Ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 It would appear that we inadvertently indulged in a mild mannered game of editing tennis, apologies. Happy to remove if preferred but yeah, that'd be my general thoughts on the matter in your shoes. She wants you to take the reigns a little, but full on Spartan dude isn't your style so keep it relaxed but still lead the interaction when needs be, that's pretty much all there is to it. Any more and you're trying to hard to make her happy rather than yourself, any less and things will fizzle into a haze of uncertainty and a state of meh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 It would appear that we inadvertently indulged in a mild mannered game of editing tennis, apologies. Happy to remove if preferred but yeah, that'd be my general thoughts on the matter in your shoes. She wants you to take the reigns a little, but full on Spartan dude isn't your style so keep it relaxed but still lead the interaction when needs be, that's pretty much all there is to it. Any more and you're trying to hard to make her happy rather than yourself, any less and things will fizzle into a haze of uncertainty and a state of meh. Was too tired to reply last night, but absolutely yeah! Seems like the best course of action. Don't get me wrong, i'm confident when I get positive feedback and good vibes from the other person. But this one is just different. Meeting up at mine on Friday I think, I just need to go for it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Girlfriend wants to go to a gig with an ex boyfriend who just so happens to have a spare ticket. Cool or not cool? I personally said I preferred if she didn't see him but this really takes the piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Cool or not cool? The fact that you have to ask and she is even considering it is worrying. It is in no way, shape or form cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 The fact that you have to ask and she is even considering it is worrying. It is in no way, shape or form cool. I already told her I said no, but I just wanted to see what TF thinks of the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaybs41282 Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Recent ex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Recent ex? Broke up last september, or around then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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