poopipe Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 did you lot not go to school ? the banjo string's real name is frenulum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 How you rip it then mr poopipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 basicly shagging a bird whos as dry as two bits of sand paperimagine wanking and pulling ur forskin back so hard.......it went to far and snapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 (edited) How you rip it then mr poopipe?crashing at baker street is a good start Edited December 6, 2006 by poopipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 crashing at baker street is a good startI don't get it?Dave, thank you, you have potentially saved my banjo string What happened? Does it just heal like a cut on your skin? Operation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 I don't get it?Dave, thank you, you have potentially saved my banjo string What happened? Does it just heal like a cut on your skin? Operation?it basically snaps, bleeds a hell of a lot, then the 2 snapped ends heal, but its no longer there, so theres nothing to pull it back over the firemans helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted December 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 What bit are you talking about? I have no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 (edited) Has anyone seen my shoe - the bit that goes from your japs eye to underneath your bellend (connected to the foreskin)Or am i still on your ignore list?If so, you smell! Haha you can't see this.trials punk - So your foreskin just falls reet down your cock when you pull the skin back? Are you talking from experience?Anzo - don't. Edited December 6, 2006 by Fat Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 What bit are you talking about? I have no idea.I'll post a photo later... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 I think hes saying he snapped the bit that holds his forskin to his firemans helmet, it then bled a hell of a lot and finally both ends healed but he now has no atachment between the two parts I think i might die if it happened to me Are there any effects or is it just no longer atached Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted December 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 I'll post a photo later...Awesome I think I understand now.And Fat Pants... no i dont, but you are still on my ignore list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 no i dont, but you are still on my ignore list.Sarcasm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 trials punk - So your foreskin just falls reet down your cock when you pull the skin back? Are you talking from experience?nah hasnt happened to me, no a lad who it did happen too, basically he said it hurt that much he couldnt sleep for almost 2 days, and the bleeding made things very messy for him for a few days, and there was no sex for a good six weeks or so, doesnt stop him shagging now, (again not from experience)I think hes saying he snapped the bit that holds his forskin to his firemans helmet, it then bled a hell of a lot and finally both ends healed but he now has no atachment between the two parts I think i might die if it happened to me Are there any effects or is it just no longer atached Tomdunno, as i say it aint happened to me, just a rather graphic mate had it happen to him, and hes still shaggin but was an awkward week or 2 following for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted December 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Sarcasm?Look ill show you how the system works.[attachmentid=8590]When I click the top link I can see your post Kapiche? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 I'm scared to touch my wrench now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 (edited) It wont let me click Un-Ignore Fat Pants... And thanks for enlightening me on it... Un-ignore me please It'll be worth it in so many ways. Dont ask me what these ways are, because frankly i don't know myself...What XP skin is that? Edited December 6, 2006 by Fat Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Look ill show you how the system works.[attachmentid=8590]When I click the top link I can see your post Kapiche?*giggles* hahaSo what the convo to the right about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted December 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 (edited) No im not going to un ignore you.And its media suite I believe Tom, can you not deduce what the conversation was about?Yes thats right, it wa about Tony Blair Edited December 6, 2006 by Has anyone seen my shoe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 (edited) Hahaha i should have known from the last sentence, only other person it could have been is gordon brown I hate polititions (sp :$ )Tom Edited December 6, 2006 by tom132 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted December 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Meh some are ok, for instance Boris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 (edited) i guess. Do you know everything? (exept what snapping a banjo string is) you seem to have an answer for EVERYTHING Edited December 6, 2006 by tom132 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A!! Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 I'm scared to touch my wrench now. That makes two of us, i wish i never read this thread now But i do remember a friend telling me about his brother when i was in year 3 (his brother being a bit older), who went for a p***, and was trying to be funny and yoinked it back in a comical fashion, which lead to mass bleeding and a bandage being used. I guess thats why . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmt_oli Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Lets get away from all this talk of broken penis's!I am now a very happy man, Cayleigh (yeah i spelt it wrong before lol) likes me too! result.Cheers guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted December 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 i guess. Do you know everything? (exept what snapping a banjo string is) you seem to have an answer for EVERYTHING Pretty much Im just a knowledge whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Pretty much Im just a knowledge whore.I taught him everything he knows Yeah my frenulum is a pain in the penis, when the old chap is "awake" it's strung tighter than a high E string (guess I'm just do damn big for my own foreskin) which makes things very uncomfortable unless it's a nice slippy entry. But handjobs or head off inexperienced girls can be rather nasty (when they tend to treat it like a ketchup bottle). I'd quite like mine to snap just so I don't have to put up with it anymore, but 2 weeks without sex would not amuse me!xDaveyx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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