Revolver Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 If you're into necrophilia, then it's even more worth it. If you're not, you could cut her brain out and get on with it whilst she's still warm, and jiggle her about a bit so she seems to be moving. A bit of imagination wouldn't go amiss either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Lobotomise her. Less surgical skill required and less chance of a murder charge. Just left with a violated vegetable in a dirty carcass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 I'm pretty sure I just broke up with Leanne. Too angry to really be sure, and certainly can't be arsed to go into any detail, just needed to write SOMETHING somewhere so I can get on with my day till I give myself some time to think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 (edited) Which is when you'll write out two versions, one for this thread, and one for Muel. Hugs man, tis never easy. Edited December 2, 2011 by Muel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 The best relationships are formed from mindless f**king. Forget friendship. I joke, well played. Enjoy boobie spaffing. boobie spaffing. love it. 10 points for an eye shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Jason - fuuuuuuuuuuuck!!! Got my number if you need me dude i'm always near my phone/ fb/ whatever. You've helped me out enough times, i'm here babe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 I hate the fact that right now this is the only place I can just vent about this shit, and it's making me feel properly pathetic because every reply I've put in here for a long time has been about how to fix someone elses shit. Why can't I fix my own? Don't really want/need/expect an answer, it's rhetorical really. Just can't get her out of my head, can't work, eat, sleep, etc etc. Grrr, what a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Just can't get her out of my head, can't work, eat, sleep, etc etc. Grrr, what a dick. Step one; Learn the proper words to Kylie. Step two; Let's sort this shit out. Drop me a line and let me know what's new dude x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Step 3; ride this weekend with me and we'll chat and get drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Road trip to Plymouth, nice one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Stage one of repair is underway. I think we might just pull this out the bag... Cheers for your essay Luke, and loads of nice stuff Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Luke Rainbird likes this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazykid009 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 How big an age difference is too big at 17? Massive internal dilemma here! On the plus side, she is a model! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george_seamons Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 Depends which way! :-P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazykid009 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 I've just turned 17, she's almost 15... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 (edited) EDIT: I've just turned 17, she's almost 15... I did not request pics. Edited December 6, 2011 by weirdoku Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazykid009 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 EDIT: I did not request pics. Didn't see that! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 Seems to go well here. Whats the different detween a girl who is 15 and one that is 16? 10 years acording to the judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 yeah, chances of big trouble there dude! If not from anyone other than her parents haha. This isn't the chick with the red hair is it? And thinking away from peadophillia charges, when you turn 18 and wanna go out all the time, are you really going to want to wait another 2 years before she can come out too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazykid009 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 yeah, chances of big trouble there dude! If not from anyone other than her parents haha. This isn't the chick with the red hair is it? And thinking away from peadophillia charges, when you turn 18 and wanna go out all the time, are you really going to want to wait another 2 years before she can come out too? Noe, this is a longer more f**ked up and mind boggling story! if you wanna know I'll fill you in on facebook. Kinda pissed the red head off yesterday which has left me in a super c**p mood! James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 How long until she's 16? Whilst the age gap obviously doesn't change then, it generally becomes more 'accepted'. Even though her 'rents still won't think it ok for you to pork her. Edit; She's not even 15 yet?! Turn around and run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 Noe, this is a longer more f**ked up and mind boggling story! if you wanna know I'll fill you in on facebook. Kinda pissed the red head off yesterday which has left me in a super c**p mood! James Drop us a pm man. been in a simmlar situtiun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazykid009 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 How long until she's 16? Whilst the age gap obviously doesn't change then, it generally becomes more 'accepted'. Even though her 'rents still won't think it ok for you to pork her. Her rents have banned her from seeing me full stop as of a few weeks ago. She's got like 1 year and 2 months until 16... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 So.... she's 14? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 In which case it sounds like you might be pushing your luck a little to say the least. Whilst it might seem shit there's a whole lot more out there, so go and get some.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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