Robwalker Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 lol Cheers guys. I hope everythings guna be okay. But things seem they are. Not the end of the world after all. f**king scary though. But damn, if feels so much better bare back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Yer..all well and good not having a kid, but u might have caught yaself some nice sti'sMore common than you think I got checked once..thought i had chlamidia(sp)..turns out i didnt...but worth getting checked out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwalker Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Not good :$ so sorry, how do i go about gettin checked out? Just ring up the docter for an appointment or so i go somewhere different? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 lol Cheers guys. I hope everythings guna be okay. But things seem they are. Not the end of the world after all. f**king scary though. But damn, if feels so much better bare back!Contraceptive pill FTMFW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Not good :$ so sorry, how do i go about gettin checked out? Just ring up the docter for an appointment or so i go somewhere different?got a brook/GUM clinic round your end, if not, go to the doctors, theyll either do it, or refer you to a place that can do it. first time you get checked out isnt pleasant, when they take a swab from behind your skin using that umbrella thing, could of almost lamped the bloke doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwalker Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Just out of interest, whats the next stage if you do have an STI? i mean will it be medication? or surgury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted December 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Depends on what one you may or may not have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Just out of interest, whats the next stage if you do have an STI? i mean will it be medication? or surgury depends on what STI, and how serious it is, everyone raves about chlymydia(sp?) but if caught early on, can be just 2 weeks on antibiotics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Just out of interest, whats the next stage if you do have an STI? i mean will it be medication? or surgury Rob, they'll have to cut your foreskin off, and take 3 quarters of each testicle off, no matter what STI you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Rob, they'll have to cut your foreskin off, and take 3 quarters of each testicle off, no matter what STI you have.and thats only if they catch it early on, you leave it 24 hours and thats it, job lot... all comes off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 And you'll have to turn into a woman dress up as a woman more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 girlfriend whos been nothing but trouble f**ked me around non stop for last few months, just found out she cheated on me and worse of all think one of other friends knew about it, Hope for his sake he didnt otherwise im gunna get myself barred from every pub in my town... great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwalker Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Rob, they'll have to cut your foreskin off, and take 3 quarters of each testicle off, no matter what STI you have. and thats only if they catch it early on, you leave it 24 hours and thats it, job lot... all comes off. And you'll have to turn into a woman dress up as a woman more often. haha its a joke i knowisnt it?please tell me its a jokebastards Ive decided to ring up the docters today, bit nervous but better off getting it done now. Or shall i ring sex line, if thats still running, and see what they say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 *Serious face* Bare back is no joke, you're gonna have your danglies cut off when you go to the doctors.Best thing you can do is HIDE, or your man hood will be theirs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 I think my year and 3 month relationship is coming to an end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Or shall i ring sex line, if thats still running, and see what they say?how's a £1.50 a minute wank going to solve any of your problems ?nobdocters are easy - i visit them for fun (i like it when nurses cradle my sack) your local hospital is the best place to go - doctors are useless, they just refer you to hospital, family planning clinics are even worse, they refer you to your doctor who then refers you to hospital.so. phone/website or whatever and find out the number of the hospital's GUM clinic, give em a ring and go down there. While you're there get everything they offer - including the HIV (it makes it easier to get the bottle up when you really think you need the HIV test and there really isn't a feeling quite as good as knowing you don't have aids)you'll probably be fine - its pretty difficult to get the aids off a lady cos the skin's so thick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwalker Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Must say cheers for all the help guys, im still yet to ring a GUM clinic. Its miles away from me. And the gf's mum is a nurse. Damn that would so not be funny.But yeah cheers for gettin me through this and all the help and advice! Love you all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 (edited) edit Edited December 5, 2006 by Caleb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 ha i had exactly the same problem as you, thought she might be preggas, wasn't....then i got a wierd lump, get it checked out and it nothing bad.. but feels so sureal getting an sti check and then i snapped my banjo string, blood everywhere, not funny at allcan't be bothered to type propperly, so everything in short Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris_the_second Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Just out of intrest wtf do you do if you snap your banjo string. I wud poo my self in pain. Makes me cring just thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Ow, how did you do that? Must remember not to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 ha i had exactly the same problem as you, thought she might be preggas, wasn't....then i got a wierd lump, get it checked out and it nothing bad.. but feels so sureal getting an sti check and then i snapped my banjo string, blood everywhere, not funny at allcan't be bothered to type propperly, so everything in shortIf banjo string = willy then harhar. I've always wondered if it was possible to "break" it, had mine proper bent about in a couple of sessions and that hurts like fook.Any permanent damage? Do you have a turn in your knob? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 (edited) No, he's talking about the bit that goes from your japs eye to the undeneath part of your foreskin (i think).And wouldn't your foreskin just fall down your nob?Sickening. Edited December 5, 2006 by Fat Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dai the Socket Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 does the morning after pill actully work Whats the chances of it not. Im only 16 I doubt you'll of got her pregnant. Probabilities are slim, plus she's gotta be at the right time of the money and all that.Hopefully you weren't retarded enough to shoot all your load 'in' her and if not then I'll be you a tenner you're fine I had a fling ages ago when me and a girl who was in our friendship group were kinda a bit close - both single. I didn't use one and everything ended up alright. Thank f**k.Silly bitch told me she was on the pill and she wasn't. Hmph! Good shag though.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris_the_second Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 (edited) (and then i snapped my banjo string, blood everywhere, not funny at all) - Forgot to QuoteId hate to do something like that. My gf is already more sexually experienced than me as iv had none and if something like that happened to me it's GAME OVER. Mite as vell grab the hose and get the car all toasty. Edited December 5, 2006 by Boris_the_second Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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