dann2707 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 (edited) Well I replied saying I wish she would have told me that originally and got my hopes up etc. her reply "Wow i'm honest with you and suddenly im in the wrong. f**k that. Cant win can i" Hah. DEFFO not worth it! Edited August 1, 2011 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Awwww Dan's in lurvee. Chin up, move on, enjoy the advantages of single life while you can. right now im lusting after single life so bad. honestly id probably take being single without wanking right now, Im sure this is how domestic violence starts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Well I replied saying I wish she would have told me that originally and got my hopes up etc. "Wow i'm honest with you and suddenly im in the wrong. f**k that. Cant win can i" Hah. DEFFO not worth it! So in summary, you pussied out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 So in summary, you pussied out. No. I'm just not prepared to keep trying and keep trying for someone to treat me like that ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 I CALLED IT!!! Anyway, you should just say "Sorry, I just felt a bit hurt, I didn't mean for it to come across like that." Then you can carry on trying to get some casual sex in a few days. Listen to me, I speak only words of wisdom. Play those bitches, play them all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Yeah come round a bit and said uni is like almost 2 months away, dont see why it wouldnt be worth a shot to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Yeah come round a bit and said uni is like almost 2 months away, dont see why it wouldnt be worth a shot to be honest. in other words you had an awful wank??? ive realised i can now significantly lower the tone in here, because im doing it safe in the knowledge mr monkey is waiting in the aisles to drop it down another notch or 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 So you got disappointed when she didn't tell you what you wanted to hear and made her feel bad because of it? Boy's got skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 So you got disappointed when she didn't tell you what you wanted to hear and made her feel bad because of it? Boy's got skills. I wouldn't say i've made her feel bad because of it though - in all honesty. The fact she's led me on for months and then suddenly decided she's not wanting to get close because of Uni in 2 months seems a little stupid, surely i've got the right to be a tad frustrated... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 The fact she led you on for months is your own fault! You need to be exiting after a couple of weeks if nothing's happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 That is soo f**king true. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 You need to be exiting after a couple of weeks if nothing's happening. its all about the 2 hour rule on holiday, you aint tash'ed on within 2 hours of meeting her(obviously at the pool or on the plane dont count) then go for a creep,if she dont find anything else, and wants you, shell be back. if not you got time to throw some shapes infront of some other girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Don't say "tash'ed" on, it's f**king beyond stupid. The next season of Geordie Shore should be me asking the cast questions, the person who scores the lowest at the end of each episode gets curb stomped. In case of a tie both get curb stomped. There is no winner, the last episode is the final "contestant" getting champagne etc, then at the end as they're walking away I run them over with a car. If you didn't get it from there, just don't say it anyway, it's shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Just come home from workj to three pages of absolute shit - Dan that was the most pathetic attempt at knobbing someone I have EVER known. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 (edited) Hahaaa f**k offfff ! I presume you're joking but it wasnt an attempt at knobbing her anyway ! As if it ended up lasting 3 pages hah we've had a longer chat about it and shes getting back to me on whether we are leaving it or going to go for it. Edited August 1, 2011 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Just come home from workj to three pages of absolute shit - Dan that was the most pathetic attempt at knobbing someone I have EVER known. Oh trust me mate, I could tell you some f**king stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 we've had a longer chat about it and shes getting back to me on whether we are leaving it or going to go for it. Have you been to Uni? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Yeah i'm in my second year now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 So are you gonna be at the same Uni? I'm assuming not? Long distance is lame, and paranoia doesn't help, depending what kind of student lifestyle you lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Getting with a girl Step one - establish that there is some mutual interest Step two - be really excessively full on with her Step three - when she decides you're a bit too goddamn clingy go with the "WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME, I LIKE YOU" tactic Step four - keep going with step three until she just plain ignores you. Some seriously good technique you've got there, champ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 (edited) Getting with a girl Step one - establish that there is some mutual interest Step two - be really excessively full on with her Step three - when she decides you're a bit too goddamn clingy go with the "WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME, I LIKE YOU" tactic Step four - keep going with step three until she just plain ignores you. Some seriously good technique you've got there, champ Hahaha I know it's terrible isn't it ! And if it's any consolation she's the clingy one ahha ! Edited August 1, 2011 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 That's not the way we see it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 (edited) Are you kidding me? I'm really not interested in backing up my point as i'm through with it. I thought i'd take a comment with a pinch of salt last Tuesday though from a guy who was at my Job interview who is good friends with her "Be careful mate, she plays everyone..." but i thought i'd keep it to myself and he was just jealous cos I was with her all that night - and he doesn't look that succesful with the ladies lol (like me D: ) Edited August 1, 2011 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Of course he's not freakin' kidding you. From what we've read on here, you've been chasing and getting upset when she doesn't want anything from you - how on Earth is she the clingy one?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 This is what I'd text her. "Babe, listen, I love you. I want to marry you. I'll lick your arsehole out every night if that's what you want. You want to bang me with a dildo, let's do it. I don't care, just give me a chance. I promise you'll love me like I love you." If that fails, just f**king get some GHB, set up a Fritzl style sex dungeon. Tie that bitch up, f**k her, have kids with her and f**k them. Give them a bit of a sink and a fridge and you're set for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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