Dwarf Shortage Posted July 27, 2011 Report Share Posted July 27, 2011 I would never have thought to search Facebook for someone called that! I thought this, I was about to question him on that exact point, but I thought he'd get all serious and narky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Right now the advice bit. After I left her last night we departed and gave her a kiss bye. Then got a text saying, "thanks for the cheeky kiss xxx" like 30 mins later as we were texting. This morning she texted me at 9 but saying she was still drunk she says and then was like "did i kiss you last night? xxx" few more texts later i got a text saying "Abby said to me earlier awwww u and that dan looked proper cute together last night lollll xxx" Dunno, think it's just cos she was drunk but dunno. This might be coming a bit late, but f**k me don't that seem like full on bunny boiler to anyone else? If she's fit though who gives a shit, I'm just worried for you when you try to break it off and she strings you up by your balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Can you elaborate? Not sure what you mean exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 I dunno, I'm just used to the fitter the bird the cooler you have to play it. And texting 30 minutes after you've left each other ain't playing it cool Maybe you're a bit younger than me or something, but I dunno. Just seems like she's very "clingy" already, like saying "Oh my friend said we looked good together" is pushing the idea that you'd make a good couple already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 (edited) I dunno, I'm just used to the fitter the bird the cooler you have to play it. And texting 30 minutes after you've left each other ain't playing it cool Maybe you're a bit younger than me or something, but I dunno. Just seems like she's very "clingy" already, like saying "Oh my friend said we looked good together" is pushing the idea that you'd make a good couple already. Ahh I see where you are coming from now mate. I think it could have just been a subtle hint though - as she had no reason to mention it. Kept saying how everyone was asking her if I was her boyfriend. From texting her she doesn't seem clingy that much. Although ended up texting her for 15 hours straight yesterday from 9 till midnight ish. Then rang her too. Seems to be going quite well. Edited July 28, 2011 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Surely I'm not the only one that got the link?! That's genius! I'm glad someone appreciated it. It was the first thing that came to mind when reading the sentence. Talking about a mysterious woman, and the sentence seemed to end almost like he was introducing her. As soon as i read 'Ha Mint' it just felt like he was talking about his oriental girlfriend. Imagine my surprise when Ha Mint actually existed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 (edited) lol Edited July 28, 2011 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Ahh I see where you are coming from now mate. I think it could have just been a subtle hint though. From texting her she doesn't seem clingy that much. Although ended up texting her for 15 hours straight yesterday from 9 till midnight ish. Then rang her too. Seems to be going quite well. Play that shit cooler, it's bad technique regardless, you've got to think it through. Your brain is currently being "in love/lust" and wanting this girl etc. In a few months when you're bored of her she'll still be expecting constant attention, then you'll have to deal with that. Then she'll start picking fault with everything you do, f**king bitches. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Play that shit cooler, it's bad technique regardless, you've got to think it through. Your brain is currently being "in love/lust" and wanting this girl etc. In a few months when you're bored of her she'll still be expecting constant attention, then you'll have to deal with that. Then she'll start picking fault with everything you do, f**king bitches. Wow, very good advice. Cheers It's not like that everyday i'm just gonna tokenly add - Think it's cos we were just chatting about the night before n that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Wow, very good advice. Cheers It's not like that everyday i'm just gonna tokenly add - Think it's cos we were just chatting about the night before n that. Fair enough, but it can work the other way too. She might get bored of you while you're still infatuated and you'll get owned. She might cut through men like I cut through tissues. (That's a wanking joke, not a weakness joke.) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Well after asking her out to the cinema. She was busy Sunday in hull with her parents and seemed a little odd today after not texting as normal. So I decided to ask her if she liked me as much as I liked her. She was like why are you asking? And I said it's because with the whole cinema thing I feel like i'm nagging you about it. To her reply "nahh not at all it's just were busy at different times thats all". I then said to her "So im under the impression you do like me then?" She replied "I do yeahh it's just a little complicated. but then again my whole life is haha". I asked her in what way is it complicated? and shes like "I honestly don't know lol" so i've sent her a text asking how i dont really get how she can say its complicated without having a true explanation (which she must do but doesnt want to tell me) I'm honestly sacking it off. CBA with "complicated girls". Plenty more girls out there - it's just a shame I get my hopes up so easily. Nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Don't worry about it man. See what she says, there's probably something and she just doesn't want to tell you right now. You've only just met, at least she isn't being as full on as she was. I wouldn't drop it straight away, could turn into some casual loving, don't necessarily need a relationship. And just string her along until you find something better lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 (edited) Don't worry about it man. See what she says, there's probably something and she just doesn't want to tell you right now. You've only just met, at least she isn't being as full on as she was. I wouldn't drop it straight away, could turn into some casual loving, don't necessarily need a relationship. And just string her along until you find something better lol. This sounds stupid (oh my god you textttt me 2 mins lateee lololol) but our texts were like 2 mins apart when we were asking that ^ . Now i've asked her that last bit it's been 15 mins. Blissful ignorance or thinking of an excuse haha. But nah i'm honestly not that bothered - I just don't like being "not in the know". As I imagine many others don't. Edited August 1, 2011 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 I know what you mean, but it could be something she doesn't tell many people. For example an ex could have battered her or something. If you can't be arsed don't be arsed. She could be eating her tea or anything, maybe that's why she hasn't replied? Or maybe some other dude is sticking it to her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 I know what you mean, but it could be something she doesn't tell many people. For example an ex could have battered her or something. If you can't be arsed don't be arsed. She could be eating her tea or anything, maybe that's why she hasn't replied? Or maybe some other dude is sticking it to her. Ahha at the last bit. Finally got a reply. "nahhh it's just, it's not to do with any other lads at all. It dm" To my reply "well what then?!" "I just dont wanna end up getting close to anyone cos either way im moving away in september so it wouldn't be fair on anyone" LOL. In a bit Love! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 The correct reply Dann now is "Fair enough, I don't really want anything too serious either, I just want some sexy time." You're gonna end up with nowt with her as it is by the sounds of it so it's worth a shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Your next reply HAS TO BE - "Let's just get physically close, f**k emotional closeness. My penis agrees." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Ahha at the last bit. Finally got a reply. "nahhh it's just, it's not to do with any other lads at all. It dm" To my reply "well what then?!" "I just dont wanna end up getting close to anyone cos either way im moving away in september so it wouldn't be fair on anyone" LOL. In a bit Love! thats still 5 weeks of banging, plus the oppurtunity for drunken uni weekends away, just keep it on the low heat, boom, sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Dann f**king hate it when you call me by my Sunday name. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 "Well if that's the case, let's just have some fun for the month or so that you're here " Job done. Either way you'll not have her in a month so you might as well ask... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 LOL 4 replies all saying the same thing all at once. Puss in boots, the forum has spoken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Like I say, i'm not that bothered by it. Just move on innit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsieurMonkey Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 You said she was fit, you can possibly get some fit gash, she seems interested in some way but says she doesn't want to get close. She's telling you what to say. Just ask her, then tell us what she says, it'll either be funny as f**k for us, or you'll get gnawing on some bacon shag pile for the next few weeks. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarf Shortage Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 May have just f**ked up my life as I know it, and I don't even know if I can be assed sorting it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Awwww Dan's in lurvee. May have just f**ked up my life as I know it, and I don't even know if I can be assed sorting it out. Chin up, move on, enjoy the advantages of single life while you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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