Luke Rainbird Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 There are large amounts of both truth and bullshit in there, but the tl;dr is pretty much on the money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Mike - Good luck dude, fingers crossed for you. Just realised I never really post in here. No need to, 5 months and not had a big argument yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southend Trials Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 (edited) Meh, a girls just borke up with her boyfreind, she still likes him, i suspect she likes me? i know shes been talking to he mate about me, but now shewont tell me what she said because she just happened to forget? hmmm What should i do? Her ex is a complete nob, but she's been on off with him for a couple of years... and also, my right hands starting to get really strong, so yeah takeing that on mind? what should i do... edit: And now she wants to meet me tommorow.. gah i really cant be asked with this. Edited June 15, 2011 by Southend Trials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Meh, a girls just borke up with her boyfreind, she still likes him, i suspect she likes me? i know shes been talking to he mate about me, but now shewont tell me what she said because she just happened to forget? hmmm What should i do? Her ex is a complete nob, but she's been on off with him for a couple of years.......................... and also, my right hands starting to get really strong, so yeah takeing that on mind? what should i do...................... Don't keep nagging her about what she said to her mate. It will annoy her and you'll be an irritant who doesn't drop things, girls don't like that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southend Trials Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 (edited) I reckon anal polishing. hehehehehehe and yes im very bored. This ones beter. Edited June 15, 2011 by Southend Trials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Nick Pyke, you are f**king retarded. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southend Trials Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Nick Pyke, you are f**king retarded. Cheers mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Why does it say you are called James on your profile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southend Trials Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Why does it say you are called James on your profile? Middle Name (: got banned on my over profile for putting "lol" at a comment, thus also allowing me to start over on hereeeeeeee.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Cheeky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southend Trials Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Cheeky Can see myself getting banned on this acount very soon now, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Can see myself getting banned on this acount very soon now, haha. I wondered why I thought you were a bellend the whole time you've been on here, and this all explains it... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southend Trials Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 I wondered why I thought you were a bellend the whole time you've been on here, and this all explains it... Its lucky i dont care what you think about me then yes? (: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Its lucky i dont care what you think about me then yes? (: Yep, but I'm still going to say it, in much the same way people don't care about your 16 million status updates every day. Oh, and in relation to your 'problem'? She's not interested, that's plainly obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southend Trials Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 (edited) Yep, but I'm still going to say it, in much the same way people don't care about your 16 million status updates every day. Oh, and in relation to your 'problem'? She's not interested, that's plainly obvious. 16 million? more like one, but hey i didnt know i had you on facebook? lol Apparently not, seeing as she wants to come round mine today when ive got a free house... hmm? Edited June 16, 2011 by Southend Trials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Then you're winning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leistonbmx Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Nick pyke in losing virginity shocker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Apparently not, seeing as she wants to come round mine today when ive got a free house... hmm? Maybe she's just like every other slut in this place wanting some sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Maybe she's just like every other slut in this place wanting some sex? I wish i was in "this place" it sounds like kavos/magaluf, just without the weather or somalian hookers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 You should come back, Southend misses you. Especially the bouncers in The Last Post who didn't have the balls to chuck you out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 You should come back, Southend misses you. Especially the bouncers in The Last Post who didn't have the balls to chuck you out There is a story here. It must be told! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Followed by a massive "f**k YOU, JON GRANGER. YOU ARE TOO STRIPY FOR THIS ESTABLISHMENT" at Mayhem... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 (edited) There is a story here. It must be told! me an fish came down sarffend,i wasnt on top form, got kicked out of a pub after drinking half a bottle of jager, a couple of double vodkas and a pint of old rosie,but they didnt kick me out, they let me get a coke and sit down till we were ready to leave. then went an got in a club, and when we got kicked out of there it was because john wasnt wearing shoes, we then went back to simps, i got windmilled,but it was semi through choice, we all got naked, fish put deepheat on his bollox, awful photos were taken. thats the abridged version. Edited June 16, 2011 by Fish-Finger-er Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haydon_peter Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Is that the Disney version of the story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 I saved the evidence for a while for bargaining rights, then realised how gay it was to have it saved, so I deleted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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