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You guys are such rapists, and I know I'll get raped if I don't post a picture and I know I'll get raped if I do...

Wasn't personal, I literally could not give a f**k. She looks nice though man :)

And anyway, I'm the resident alcoholic !

I'm calling you out then, 26th your not "maybe attending" my 20th, your coming down and going drink for drink with me :)

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Wasn't personal, I literally could not give a f**k. She looks nice though man :)

I'm calling you out then, 26th your not "maybe attending" my 20th, your coming down and going drink for drink with me :)

I'm on it dude I really am, after my drinking session with you guys at Prawns party I feel I'll have to get in training. If it's a "are you man enough" contest between the two of us I'll get in traiining now.

Can I opt for cider or are we going to be mixing it ? A Jagermeister shots game would be made of win !

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I'm on it dude I really am, after my drinking session with you guys at Prawns party I feel I'll have to get in training. If it's a "are you man enough" contest between the two of us I'll get in traiining now.

Can I opt for cider or are we going to be mixing it ? A Jagermeister shots game would be made of win !

I wasn't drinking at Prawns! :lol: hahaha so if that was hardcore yea you need to get into training! lol

Ok then you can step up and be my drinking partner, where basically you have to drink everything I do in equal measures. We will be on the Strongbow and Vodka before we go clubbing :P (this should involve a health warning, this left sam ward, naked wet and being sick on himself in my shower by 1am. when I was still sober.)

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Guys, being alcoholic doesn't mean drinking the most in one session. On drinking the most often (i.e. alcoholism) I win by a mile. Regrettably. Anyway, birthday evening coming right the f**k up. Probably end up posting up on here even though that's very very sad.

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I wasn't drinking at Prawns! :lol: hahaha so if that was hardcore yea you need to get into training! lol

Ok then you can step up and be my drinking partner, where basically you have to drink everything I do in equal measures. We will be on the Strongbow and Vodka before we go clubbing :P

I miss them daysss :(

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I wasn't drinking at Prawns! :lol: hahaha so if that was hardcore yea you need to get into training! lol

Ok then you can step up and be my drinking partner, where basically you have to drink everything I do in equal measures. We will be on the Strongbow and Vodka before we go clubbing :P (this should involve a health warning, this left sam ward, naked wet and being sick on himself in my shower by 1am. when I was still sober.)

Sounds fun, I was drinking at Prawns which is why I can't remember if you were drinking or not. :P

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Girl trouble ...yeah that's about right . These Dutch ladies are good looking , well dressed and pretty damned smart too , but entirely inaccessible . ( To me anyway . ) Maybe if I start wearing a baseball cap at a jaunty angle , spitting on the street and generally behaving like some idiotic wannabe gangster they'll notice me ?

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I went out with a Dutch girl called Anna for a while, they are a pain in the ass!

She had a load of her friends over here, and we all went out to Lloyds and got a bit drunk. They were all with me and we were having a real good time, and then a couple of blokes sat a few tables across from us said pretty loudly "Chooarrrr yeah, we'd f**kin' smash them up mate !" and the next thing you know all the girls had f**ked off over to that table leaving me a two guys sat there surrounded by glasses full of Jagermeister and some random pink shit.

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Short story:

I go a bit nuts with drink after my birthday

Next day she's rightly pissed off with me

I decide a couple of days later to quit drink for a while for her

I ask for her support during what would be a hard time

2 days later she wants a break

Tonight it's over

Where's my vodka got to?

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satisfying c**ts though... where would we be without em ... alone at home bashing one out over ..well ill leave that up to you

Pretty sure I haven't ever liked any of your posts, but that's just being a cunt. Piss off.

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