Lawnmowerman Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Does having a really fit gf freak anyone out? I constantly worry about someone trying it on with mine and it's f**king my head up There's a guy at her work that seems a little too friendly. I know she would never do anything but I really don't like the idea of someone trying it with her. Hopefully she'll see this because I can't talk to her about it without getting really upset Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Kick her in the tits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Sorted now. Sorry Abby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 i did it, i dumped georgie (she didn't take it too well at all) and went away to london with katy and her parents for the weekend, and...everything changed since we finally said how we felt about each other, her parents have gotten amazing around me, they don't mind one bit, they even like the idea of me and he, they are actually happy that its me she wanted to be with and me with her..then gina got completely wasted at the campsite, and really opened up to me, it was so wierdbut the rest is for me and her to know only but, i asked her out and its completely amazing, have such and amazing time with hermeh, will finish when i have the timeHang on, you dumped one girl, then you were all happy about you two, and now your going out with Gina. Or have i read it wrong.But whey, go you, you male slut you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 hahahahano, i dumped one girl (the cow as poopipe named her) and asked out katy (my best friend for 8 years) and gina is katy's mummale slut, who me..... noootime for me to settle up with katy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 (edited) you had sex with her mum ? Edited September 12, 2006 by poopipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted September 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 you had sex with her mum ? I miss this shiznit.No girl problems for me, some girl in my psychology class keeps looking over, then when I catch her she looks away sharpish and smiles, ill go talk to her tomorrow (it was my 2nd lesson today) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_Porter Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 (edited) why i still have feelings like this for this girl i dont know, pretty obvious we will never get together what with living 4 hours or what ever the hell it is away from each other and me being a now fake ginger. must be like 2 years ago now we became real good mates, and spoke near enough everyday and it hasnt really changed. thought i had lost the feelings i felt for her, then i met up with her again the other day and even though it wasnt a propper meet up you normally have, what with it being the last round of the national not a bar/cinema... everything just came back to me, why i like her so much. shes the only lady that has ever made me feel this way, im not a soft hearted person who attatches himself to any girl, infact im probably the harshest noob you will come across when it comes to relationships, i think my ex will back that up aha. lots of girls i have liked have come and gone and i just get over them... but you know, summat is making me like her STILL even though i know there is no point. the other thing is, all the girls i know/met back in swindon... (cause there is no meeting girls here in devon, its just old people and rocks/grass and im not into that laaa) none of them compared to this lady. real wierd this, aha. dunno why im telling you gays this, probably cause im trying to pass the time between now and going to bed, its that boring down here in devon i miss swindon, cause there, i was close enough to her. Edited September 12, 2006 by James_Porter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 she came to a comp to see you ?she blatantly wants you up her, I like bikes and I don't want to watch comps. Move her down to devon immediately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 (edited) Right, dilema, I have a party saturday night, obviously drinking and stuff, But the girlllls department, i have a choice of 2, do i:-a) pork them both, and not tell either of them, b ) pork the one im staying with, her only up point is she has nice tits, c) pork the one im going with, who is a little petit chinese girl, who is super duper fit, and a arse most girls would die for?d) kick them both in the tits? Edited September 13, 2006 by radical rider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Dale Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 c) pork the one im going with, who is a little petit chinese girl, who is super duper fit, and a arse most girls would die for?Sooorted....Much rather a bit of tight fadge on a chink then some nice tats but could be like waving a stick in a cave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 sorted, pork them both it is. im meeting them both at different times aswell, the chinese girl, is at the party, the other one is where im staying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 (edited) pork the one you're least bothered about first - that way you get extra longtime on second one due to having a slightly more reluctant willy and she'll be well impressed Edited September 13, 2006 by poopipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashtonsteve Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 why i still have feelings like this for this girl i dont know, pretty obvious we will never get together what with living 4 hours or what ever the hell it is away from each other and me being a now fake ginger. must be like 2 years ago now we became real good mates, and spoke near enough everyday and it hasnt really changed. thought i had lost the feelings i felt for her, then i met up with her again the other day and even though it wasnt a propper meet up you normally have, what with it being the last round of the national not a bar/cinema... everything just came back to me, why i like her so much. shes the only lady that has ever made me feel this way, im not a soft hearted person who attatches himself to any girl, infact im probably the harshest noob you will come across when it comes to relationships, i think my ex will back that up aha. lots of girls i have liked have come and gone and i just get over them... but you know, summat is making me like her STILL even though i know there is no point. the other thing is, all the girls i know/met back in swindon... (cause there is no meeting girls here in devon, its just old people and rocks/grass and im not into that laaa) none of them compared to this lady. real wierd this, aha. dunno why im telling you gays this, probably cause im trying to pass the time between now and going to bed, its that boring down here in devon i miss swindon, cause there, i was close enough to her.Oi Porter its James (emo james you fag)I know who you're talking about! I think. You never were the slyest kid I ever met! Basicly, dude you're f**ked, You really have got to move on, theres no way it'd work, she does live MILES away, and even a long distance thing would end up shit and expensive! You need to occupy your time with other stuff, if you live in devon start surfing you numpt! I went for the last week before I started uni this year, was lush! And theres a hot chick workin in Croyde, Billy Bobs Tavern, check her out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted September 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 pork the one you're least bothered about first - that way you get extra longtime on second one due to having a slightly more reluctant willy and she'll be well impressed lol, Random girl who keeps looking at me in Psychology is called Sarah and has large breasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 lol, Random girl who keeps looking at me in Psychology is called Sarah and has large breasts.porked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted September 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 porked Give it time, i spoke to her for the first time today....No your right, dammit should have been done already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 ohhh, and i got another girl who said shes up for it, mini-me is in for a fun night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 ohhh, and i got another girl who said shes up for it, mini-me is in for a fun night if you're spreading it that wide minime ought to be wearing a raincoat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 (edited) if you're spreading it that wide minime ought to be wearing a raincoatyea, good point, a box of 12 is buy one get one free in tesco's at the minute, DO WELL! Its mini me by the way, not mini you..... Edited September 13, 2006 by radical rider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 yea, good point, a box of 12 is buy one get one free in tesco's at the minute, DO WELL! Its mini me by the way, not mini you.....quite correct, it's mighty-me ah, condoms - i remember them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 yea, the latex things, not gloves though, gloves, i should think not, i would see the doctor.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 sorry for the double post but this was on page 3...and if i edit..it dont do nothing. Righteo, my next dilema, (i must have more girl trouble than anyone). Righteo, my best friend aaron, he has been seeing this girl for 2 years..they live together blah blah blah. i was speaking to her on msn last night, and she was being mega flirty, and then says, i quote:Hannah... says:Lee, i really like u, i have done for 2 years. Im getting sick of aaron. WTF? We used to go out and stuff, before she was with aaron. Next thing i find out, is that they have split up.......oh dear o dear.. help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_Porter Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 not a problem... just saw this real nice girl in waitrose down here in okehampton... so thought i would ask for a application and get a job there... but there isnt any:( they said try in a couple of weeks, fork waiting that long though... just going to ask for her number or summat next time im in there POW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 help?I'd hurt you badly if you nobbed my missus immediately after we split up. does that help ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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