Pashley26 Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 When he makes twatish comments to me, I make twatish comments back.Suprisingly, I have no warn! So I cant be doing much wrong.Whatever, I can't be bothered. One day you'll say the wrong thing at the wrong time and somebody will club you to near death and then shag you, so I guess you'll learn someday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 When he makes twatish comments to me, I make twatish comments back.Suprisingly, I have no warn! So I cant be doing much wrong.you're still a little fanny though. jarrod is pretty sound, just undecicive with cars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 I haven't got a massive ego at akk, I just don't like people who are shit/stupid/worth f**k all. You know the type I mean ? The other day a friend of mines BF filled his car with creosote instead of oil because it was in a GTX can (despite the fact it stank of creosote, had a paint brush on top of the can and had creosote written on it), that sort of a person....The sort of 'Doesn't know about/doesn't give a shit about cars' person? Yeah, it's a f**king stupid thing to do, but he might just have no idea about cars and all that jazz. For all you know, other than that he might be utterly sound, hence he's got a girlfriend and you don't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 I now know why jardo cant keep womenHe is messed up in the head, he told me "im in for some win" with no other explanationThen f**ked off to bed, he is more confusing than a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 (edited) The sort of 'Doesn't know about/doesn't give a shit about cars' person? Yeah, it's a f**king stupid thing to do, but he might just have no idea about cars and all that jazz. For all you know, other than that he might be utterly sound, hence he's got a girlfriend and you don't?Nahhhh, he professes to know everything about cars. Once he had an argument with me about wether Skylines came in with Auto boxes (a fairly easy question, the sort that doesn't even need thinking about), his argument was that I was 18 and I clearly couldn't know anything about cars and he was 26 so he had to know more than me.You'd have to be a complete f**king din to put creosote in an engine, I'm fairly sure you know what creosote is ? If you saw an oil can which was clearly old, the top seal was broken on and was covered in sticky, and smelly brown stuff with "creosote" written on the side of the tub in red marker would you honestly put it in your engine ? It would be an easier mistake to make thinking cooking oil would do the job... Edited August 15, 2009 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, but you seem to have missed my point - alright, he doesn't know shit about cars, but he might be otherwise fine. It seems the majority of people who are into cars are more into arguing about this, that and the other than the cars themselves, so he might just be 'one of them'. But that's one small facet of someone's personality, so he might otherwise be fine. Like he might treat her really well and so on, which you wouldn't necessarily know about. It's unlikely that she decided to go out with him because he professed to a deep knowledge of cars, so I'd imagine there's something that ticks the right boxes.And yes, I know what creosote is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 I haven't got a massive ego at allUrm....I'm pretty funny, a complete gentleman, well educated, a hard worker with high aspirations, I earn loads of moneySee this is what pisses me off about you online, we can have some awsome chats and you seem really sound then you just make yourself seem like a bit of a spanner....surely having £290 a week after my car insurance and saving fund is something positive ?Dont you still live at home?If I'm going to meet the right woman it will be in my natural enviroment., a pub or a car show.Women go to pubs if forced to by husbands / boyfriends...Women go to car shows if forced to by husbands / boyfriends...Variety, spice of life, do something where your gonna meet loads of new people. Boys and girls, like go to a dance class, or try yoga... or anything to get out and meet new skin. Mates of your mates clubbing or summink i dunno! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 You would know.Shut up.Jardo try reading some David D, I haven't had chance to take in much of it yet but what I have is interesting and potentially beneficial stuff, and from your posts it sounds like your main problem is you need to learn more about women/ what makes them tick/ how to act around them. Full versions of his books can be found with some creative googling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 (edited) Oh well, I'm sure you can understand the way I feel about it though Mark. I feel as though there's guys out there who are tools, complete jobsworths but still have great partners/women/whatever you want to call them. So why can't somebody in my position get a long term, proper partner ? I'm happy with my cars for now though, who cares if it takes a few years to find the right one; I've got the rest of my life ahead of me anyway. And I'm sure when I'm 40/50 I'll have wished I'd stuck to cars... Edited August 15, 2009 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Jardo try reading some David D.Read a book about pulling? ptch, ill give you some hints.... use this line. Excuse me, you dont happen to have a kneedle and thread do you?*flex arms"Because these biceps are RIPPED.Vital statistics: attempted 7 timesSucess Rate....0But if your a gentlemen, whos highly educated and has bare monns it will probably work for you, unlike me being a meer peasant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Oh don't be silly Simps, you know me really. I'm alright, but sometimes I just get a bit carried away with stuff. At the moment I'm feeling hard done by on the women front and venting off a bit, it doesn't matter to me really at the end of the day I'm me and they'll either like me or they won't. Theres not anything I can/am willing to do about it. I don't want to go on about it now guys anyway, the longer I think about it the more wound up I'll get about it. And anyway, I'm sure I'm meet some fine lass down the pub tomorrow night who'll take my mind of it for a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Oh well, I'm sure you can understand the way I feel about it though Mark. I feel as though there's guys out there who are tools, complete jobsworths but still have great partners/women/whatever you want to call them. So why can't somebody in my position get a long term, proper partner ? I'm happy with my cars for now though, who cares if it takes a few years to find the right one; I've got the rest of my life ahead of me anyway. And I'm sure when I'm 40/50 I'll have wished I'd stuck to cars...*sigh*I don't care about your cars, and neither do the wommenz by the sounds of things. All I was getting at was that you were talking to him about one small aspect of his life, even if it's a larger facet of your own. And I don't fully understand the "Complete jobsworth" aspect of things, as there are people out there who are totally different in work to out of work. It's just how people are. You don't know what's going on behind closed doors, which is all I'm saying.I haven't got a problem picking up the munters from outside liquids to get my nob wetI'm sure I'm meet some fine lass down the pub tomorrow night who'll take my mind of it for a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 *sigh*You don't know what's going on behind closed doors, which is all I'm saying.No, your right dude. I'm just being a twat about it all, f**k knows why I even started/carried it on. It's the lack of logical and open thinking that I'm ripping others for which is stopping me from getting what I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Shut up.Jardo try reading some David D, I haven't had chance to take in much of it yet but what I have is interesting and potentially beneficial stuff, and from your posts it sounds like your main problem is you need to learn more about women/ what makes them tick/ how to act around them. Full versions of his books can be found with some creative googling...yes mate. someone on here linked us to it once. made very very interesting reading Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 And going to your "money" thing, money isn't everything to me and I'm just not that shallow and I wouldn't want a woman who was either. I was simply mentioning the fact that it's another thing thats in my favor, surely having £290 a week after my car insurance and saving fund is something positive ?No offence, but that isn't alot even to me and i've just come out of school. So please don't brag about it like that Even if it was alot, it still makes you sound like a spanner.Oh and your 18 right? Why are you going on about 'proper' women and all this crap? A fit, 'proper' women isn't gonna be into you, so crawl out of your arse and stop thinking your above girls your own age.</drunken harshness> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Max Quinn Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Is that a power off button haha? Probably a good idea. Sooorryy moderator Maaaarrrkk :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 It was more of a 'Shut down!' reference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Ah ok, score. I'm still gonna f**k off upstairs for a mix before the meaning of it changes to what i originally thought though haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 When he makes twatish comments to me, I make twatish comments back.Suprisingly, I have no warn! So I cant be doing much wrong.Feel free to insult me, but calling me gay was a tad silly.Seeing as it's common knowledge I have a partner and two kids... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Seeing as it's common knowledge I have a partner and two kids...I didn't think they were yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 I just don't see why women find me so unattractive, I'm pretty funny, a complete gentleman, well educated, a hard worker with high aspirations, I earn loads of money and I'm not exactly ugly or deformed or anything.I'm sorry to pull you up on this once again, but:Funny - Ok yeah to the right people in real life who like cars, cool yep I agree.Gentleman - Yep, all good stuff, women lap up that shit unless they're a twat.Well educated - You've done GCSE's? What else? High aspirations - What are these? You work in a bike shop man. Loads of money - Simply a lie.Ugly/deformed. - Ok.You seem to live the life of a 40 year old man with your car clubs/shows and 'old man' style country pubs. Thats fine, but not exactly ideal for picking up the ladies. You need networks to make friends and therefore potential girlfriends, the more friends your own age you have, the more chance they'll know someone whos looking for a old man in a young body. Gots to get yourself out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 You seem to live the life of a 40 year old manNail.Head.Just like muel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Gentleman - Yep, all good stuff, women lap up that shit unless they're a twat.Nah, women always get turned off by the whole gentleman thing if they're under 40. You turn into "friend" territory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Dunno about that, most the womens I know like it. But then I try not to hang around twats who don't appreciate it. Some girls are a lost cause and will always love dickheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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