Bronz Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Hmmmm, I'm not sure...At least when you wake up next to a natural beauty you don't get a nasty shock… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Don't go to sleep then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Exactly, kick 'em out before you go to sleep. Even better, do it at theirs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Job sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 YEAAAAA its kool to treat women like shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 But, they put their head on your pillow and it leaves behind loads of clay shite.Plus kissing them just tastes like the Rimmel counter at Debenhams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 i saw kris mention david d earlier. for the last 3 hours ive been reading this they are articles hes written. and everything he says is f**king facinating. and im gunna mind f**k some girls tomorrow nightIt's good when everything falls into place and just makes sense isn't it? I find it seems to stick quite well too, as though you've known all along but nobodies ever explained in a way that made sense until now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 But, they put their head on your pillow and it leaves behind loads of clay shite.Even better, do it at theirs.And once you've kissed them a few times the rimmel taste will go. And there's not many things better than walking in somewhere with a girl on your arm who will turn every head in the room. Especially if you don't give a f**k enough about her to get jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 And once you've kissed them a few times the rimmel taste will go. And there's not many things better than walking in somewhere with a girl on your arm who will turn every head in the room. Especially if you don't give a f**k enough about her to get jealous.Not my cuppa tea to be honest but hey, each to their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 (edited) Not my cuppa tea to be honest but hey, each to their own.Yea, definitely not saying it's to everyones tastes I'm not much of a one nighter myself anyway, had one between relationships and it was fun because she was FIT but definitely need more for an actual relationship.EDIT: Currently my girlfriend looks like Buzz Lightyear (her words, not mine) because she's just had her jaw broken and reset... nutter. Edited June 19, 2009 by JD™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 But, they put their head on your pillow and it leaves behind loads of clay shite.Plus kissing them just tastes like the Rimmel counter at Debenhams.Ive never had that, maybe im not fiding girls who are hardcore enough with the make up..and stop tasting there cheeks lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 EDIT: Currently my girlfriend looks like Buzz Lightyear (her words, not mine) because she's just had her jaw broken and reset... nutter.Guess thats the last time shes going to forget to make your dinner in a hurry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 I get the impression you just find rotters and your trying to justify why?i dont want a relationship.im EXTREAMLY shallow.My point is that you shouldn't feel the need to parade 'em or justify 'em, regardless of how they look. Rest assured my taste is good and my girl looks awesome, even straight out of bed But this is the thing, there has to be more than that. At my ripe old age, there has to be some substance to a relationship, otherwise I'd be single and have more time to myself. The whole "at least I've got one" thing wore off aged about 16.Thankfully though there remain in this world a few naturally beautiful girls who are interesting, not catty or celeb obsessed that see something (I'm not sure what) in an unpredictable cynical jaded old scruff bag like myself.EDIT: ha ha Fishy, you're on fire in this thread!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 My point is that you shouldn't feel the need to parade 'em or justify 'em, regardless of how they look. Rest assured my taste is good and my girl looks awesome, even straight out of bed But this is the thing, there has to be more than that. At my ripe old age, there has to be some substance to a relationship, otherwise I'd be single and have more time to myself. The whole "at least I've got one" thing wore off aged about 16.Thankfully though there remain in this world a few naturally beautiful girls who are interesting, not catty or celeb obsessed that see something (I'm not sure what) in an unpredictable cynical jaded old scruff bag like myself.EDIT: ha ha Fishy, you're on fire in this thread!!How old is your "ripe old age"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 28! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 That's not old!You've only got a 3 year head start on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 there has to be some substance to a relationship, otherwise I'd be single and have more time to myself. The whole "at least I've got one" thing wore off aged about 16.Thankfully though there remain in this world a few naturally beautiful girls who are interesting, not catty or celeb obsessed that see something (I'm not sure what) in an unpredictable cynical jaded old scruff bag like myself.Am I the only one who finds that 99% of girls arent relationship material because of the above things,and the fact that they take things too seriously. Right now out of all the girls I know, I'd consider 4 of them girlfriend material, 2 of them are my exes, Its just like most girls dont tick all the boxes, and the ones that do, you end up getting on stupid well with, to the point where your like good friends and its semi awkward to move on from there. granted with the 2 girls I mentioned who arent my exes, moving it into a relationship isn't exactly the issue, the one girls got a boyfriend(who has become a bit of a mate now too,due to me spending time with the girl whilst hes around),and the other one I dont really get chance to see at all at the moment. Only good things about the catty,celeb obsessed, fake tanned wannabe WAGS, is that they think they can have any lad they want, enabling you to drag them along for months, and no matter how many times you tell them your not interested, or they go off in a mood, theyll always be there till they actually get to shag you. because they only want to prove that point and validate themselves, that they can actually get any lad they want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex-Mitchinson Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 All girls are snakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redneck Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 i just need not to be so shy and actually commit to something before they are taken. being 17 years old i should have had at least one girlfriend by now. need to find some one who is just as crazy and as much of a redneck as i am. and if she likes, especially if she rides, trials thats a real keeper! on another note. a GF of one of the guys that i work with got hit by a car not long ago while riding her road bike. the car ran over her entire bike and her ankle. with in 3 days she was trying to ride a bike in a cast and he was riding a motorcycle. thats one tough lady! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 need to find some one who is just as crazy and as much of a redneck as i amThis implies sister. Please don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 " If You Take A Chicks VirginityLooking At Your Phone Becomes A Misery " N-Dubz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 " If You Take A Chicks VirginityLooking At Your Phone Becomes A Misery " N-Dubz Care to expand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Here's a quicky. Drove her home for the night, we watched a movie and she fell asleep. Woke up and went to bed and is now sleeping 1 ft from me which is not the kind of activity I'd expect from her in these circumstances. What am I supposed to do, masturbate ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Surprise sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Surprise sex?You mean rape? Yeah, that might wake her up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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