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i saw kris mention david d earlier. for the last 3 hours ive been reading this they are articles hes written. and everything he says is f**king facinating. and im gunna mind f**k some girls tomorrow night

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It's good when everything falls into place and just makes sense isn't it? I find it seems to stick quite well too, as though you've known all along but nobodies ever explained in a way that made sense until now.

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But, they put their head on your pillow and it leaves behind loads of clay shite.
Even better, do it at theirs.

And once you've kissed them a few times the rimmel taste will go. And there's not many things better than walking in somewhere with a girl on your arm who will turn every head in the room. Especially if you don't give a f**k enough about her to get jealous.

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And once you've kissed them a few times the rimmel taste will go. And there's not many things better than walking in somewhere with a girl on your arm who will turn every head in the room. Especially if you don't give a f**k enough about her to get jealous.

Not my cuppa tea to be honest but hey, each to their own.

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Not my cuppa tea to be honest but hey, each to their own.

Yea, definitely not saying it's to everyones tastes (Y) I'm not much of a one nighter myself anyway, had one between relationships and it was fun because she was FIT but definitely need more for an actual relationship.

EDIT: Currently my girlfriend looks like Buzz Lightyear (her words, not mine) because she's just had her jaw broken and reset... nutter.

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But, they put their head on your pillow and it leaves behind loads of clay shite.

Plus kissing them just tastes like the Rimmel counter at Debenhams.

:sick:

Ive never had that, maybe im not fiding girls who are hardcore enough with the make up..

and stop tasting there cheeks lol

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I get the impression you just find rotters and your trying to justify why?

i dont want a relationship.

im EXTREAMLY shallow.

My point is that you shouldn't feel the need to parade 'em or justify 'em, regardless of how they look. Rest assured my taste is good and my girl looks awesome, even straight out of bed ;) But this is the thing, there has to be more than that. At my ripe old age, there has to be some substance to a relationship, otherwise I'd be single and have more time to myself. The whole "at least I've got one" thing wore off aged about 16.

Thankfully though there remain in this world a few naturally beautiful girls who are interesting, not catty or celeb obsessed that see something (I'm not sure what) in an unpredictable cynical jaded old scruff bag like myself.

EDIT: ha ha Fishy, you're on fire in this thread!!

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My point is that you shouldn't feel the need to parade 'em or justify 'em, regardless of how they look. Rest assured my taste is good and my girl looks awesome, even straight out of bed ;) But this is the thing, there has to be more than that. At my ripe old age, there has to be some substance to a relationship, otherwise I'd be single and have more time to myself. The whole "at least I've got one" thing wore off aged about 16.

Thankfully though there remain in this world a few naturally beautiful girls who are interesting, not catty or celeb obsessed that see something (I'm not sure what) in an unpredictable cynical jaded old scruff bag like myself.

EDIT: ha ha Fishy, you're on fire in this thread!!

How old is your "ripe old age"?

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there has to be some substance to a relationship, otherwise I'd be single and have more time to myself. The whole "at least I've got one" thing wore off aged about 16.

Thankfully though there remain in this world a few naturally beautiful girls who are interesting, not catty or celeb obsessed that see something (I'm not sure what) in an unpredictable cynical jaded old scruff bag like myself.

Am I the only one who finds that 99% of girls arent relationship material because of the above things,and the fact that they take things too seriously. Right now out of all the girls I know, I'd consider 4 of them girlfriend material, 2 of them are my exes,

Its just like most girls dont tick all the boxes, and the ones that do, you end up getting on stupid well with, to the point where your like good friends and its semi awkward to move on from there. granted with the 2 girls I mentioned who arent my exes, moving it into a relationship isn't exactly the issue, the one girls got a boyfriend(who has become a bit of a mate now too,due to me spending time with the girl whilst hes around),and the other one I dont really get chance to see at all at the moment.

Only good things about the catty,celeb obsessed, fake tanned wannabe WAGS, is that they think they can have any lad they want, enabling you to drag them along for months, and no matter how many times you tell them your not interested, or they go off in a mood, theyll always be there till they actually get to shag you. because they only want to prove that point and validate themselves, that they can actually get any lad they want.

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  • 2 weeks later...

i just need not to be so shy and actually commit to something before they are taken. being 17 years old i should have had at least one girlfriend by now.

need to find some one who is just as crazy and as much of a redneck as i am. and if she likes, especially if she rides, trials thats a real keeper!

on another note. a GF of one of the guys that i work with got hit by a car not long ago while riding her road bike. the car ran over her entire bike and her ankle. with in 3 days she was trying to ride a bike in a cast and he was riding a motorcycle. thats one tough lady!

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Here's a quicky. Drove her home for the night, we watched a movie and she fell asleep. Woke up and went to bed and is now sleeping 1 ft from me which is not the kind of activity I'd expect from her in these circumstances. What am I supposed to do, masturbate ? :angry:

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