Hannah Shucksmith Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Dave: "Aww man, there's hair on my top from that proper fit red head I screwed last night, I think the big man upstairs is telling me I should be single." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 (edited) Dave: "Aww man, there's hair on my top from that proper fit red head I screwed last night, I think the big man upstairs is telling me I should be single."THEN 2 DAYS LATER IM SINGLE HAHAHAHAHA HOW WEIRD EHHHHH She was f**king red hot like a fire ball Edited June 10, 2009 by Dave Anscombe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 What about keeping them?The mean/keen thing works, been ripping the piss out of my missus for 3 years and 9 months now haha Although of course I'm a lovely guy in actuality. Part of any relationship is being able to laugh at eachother and yourselves! I hold her in absolute adoration but it doesn't mean I'm not going to make her feel like a fool when she trips up haha (so long as she's not hurt, laughing in that situation WILL result in loss of testicular tissue...)Like Simps said sometimes you do tend to overstep the mark, rather than a hissy fit (I think I'd throttle a bird like that) I usually get hit before I can explain it was just a joke Anyway, she's back on Friday, soooooo excited to have her home again! Anyone know how far Bristol airport is from one of the stations? Was considering taking the roadie down on the train and then cycling to the airport to greet her with some pretty foliage.See after 3 and a half years i still get beaten aswell. Even if i do explain.Its better than a hissy fit though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 I honestly don't think there's anything to it mate. Depending on what you mean by a few smooches (given that you judge intimate moments as a walk on the beach i'd be inclined to think pecks on the cheek etc) i'd say she sees you only as a close friend. If a girl is interested in you in a romantic way you'll know for sure and it will happen a damn site faster than a year or so. There's nothing wrong with being just friends and if i were you i'd be grateful that you have someone that is that close to you, but moving things from where they appear to be now to a more sexual orientation given that she has no attraction for you would most likely damage the trust in your current relationship. She might care for you already and she might even love you but without attraction its almost guaranteed that she won't be wanting to take it to the next level.No point not trying and just sitting their wanting to try for the next few years though, that's a shit friendship if you ask me. Besides, if they're really close friends she'll get over it eventually, if they've kissed she obviously knows he has some level of feelings for her anyway.Besides, everyone knows girls are boring as friends. Do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Unless there "freinds with benifits" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Gibson Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Unless there "freinds with benifits"LOL! big bang theory for the win! lol!! well. update on the emma front, i felt like shit today, all day, just couldn't stop thinking bout her, fired her a text sayin " i need a hug" i just wanted to be with her so bad, all i got back was awwwhhh bless.I think IF she takes me back on sunday, i'm just guna say " great were back as one, but I really need time to think if thats what I want? just to piss her about, like she has to me! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 " i need a hug"Women are attracted to "alpha male" types. We all know that. Women are attracted to a sense of humor. We all know that one too.Women AREN'T attracted to men who give away their power, kiss up to them, smother them with attention, act like whipped puppies, act needy and get nervous just being in the same room.Honestly ask yourself how you're coming across before you do things.... for the love of god! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 "I need a hug".Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 " i need a hug" i just wanted to be with her so bad, all i got back was awwwhhh bless.I think you may have just come across as a massive bender. And shes given you nothing but sympathy in return. Think its too late for you to play it cool now man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Girls are f**king shit. Met a girl, got on really well with her. We have everything in common, can easily talk to eachother for hours. She told me she wasn't ready to go straight into a relationship because she'd just broken up with someone, which was cool, I could understand that. But now she's been talking to someone else, who'd just broken up with his mrs, and I thought she was just helping him etc, just as a friend. Now she tells me she thinks she likes him, and vice versa. She used to like me, and says she doesn't want to lose me as a friend and all that...But f**k. It's all been a waste of time, I've told her everything about me, like personal stuff. Felt like I could trust her, well I still can, but I was being open thinking it'd lead into the relationship, but it's all been a waste of time.For f**k sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 I've finally decided to admit all girls are dicks :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 (edited) I've finally decided to admit all girls are dicks :]Dick.edit: obligatory Edited June 14, 2009 by Revolver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 My ex (Emily) just told me she's seeing someone new. Even though I'm doing the same and I'm very happy, it weirds me out completely. I feel kind of f**ked off, but I don't know why. I didn't expect her to get over me so quick (that sounds big-headed as f**k, but it's not meant that way).The funny thing is, I saw pics on her FB yesterday morning with her initals on this guys face, his on hers and his arm round her. So I text her saying "Wow you moved on quick, sorry to have held you back so long" and she had a go at me about it! Turns out I was completely right and she wont back down, saying I'm wrong to be slightly pissed off. Meh.Thank f**k I'm with Leanne, otherwise this situation would be double weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickkkkk Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 (edited) my gf's younger sister and bf being are there all the f**king time whilst we kiss . how am i going to get passed first base with her with them in the corner? am i wrong in thinking there should be alone time so to speak ? Edited June 14, 2009 by Nickkkkk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NicP Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 my gf's younger sister and bf being are there all the f**king time whilst we kiss . how am i going to get passed first base with her with them in the corner? am i wrong in thinking there should be alone time so to speak ?Go to your house?Go to the woods?Use your initiative boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickkkkk Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Go to your house?Go to the woods?Use your initiative boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 my gf's younger sister and bf being are there all the f**king time whilst we kiss . how am i going to get passed first base with her with them in the corner? am i wrong in thinking there should be alone time so to speak ?At the tender young age of 17 i would advise against physical contact, look at Susan Boyle, shes 48 and looking FIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Girls are f**king shit. Met a girl, got on really well with her. We have everything in common, can easily talk to eachother for hours. She told me she wasn't ready to go straight into a relationship because she'd just broken up with someone, which was cool, I could understand that. But now she's been talking to someone else, who'd just broken up with his mrs, and I thought she was just helping him etc, just as a friend. Now she tells me she thinks she likes him, and vice versa. She used to like me, and says she doesn't want to lose me as a friend and all that...But f**k. It's all been a waste of time, I've told her everything about me, like personal stuff. Felt like I could trust her, well I still can, but I was being open thinking it'd lead into the relationship, but it's all been a waste of time.For f**k sake.ahh mate, the exact same thing happened to me, but tbf i wasnt as fussed as you seem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 My ex (Emily) just told me she's seeing someone new. Even though I'm doing the same and I'm very happy, it weirds me out completely. I feel kind of f**ked off, but I don't know why. I didn't expect her to get over me so quick (that sounds big-headed as f**k, but it's not meant that way).The funny thing is, I saw pics on her FB yesterday morning with her initals on this guys face, his on hers and his arm round her. So I text her saying "Wow you moved on quick, sorry to have held you back so long" and she had a go at me about it! Turns out I was completely right and she wont back down, saying I'm wrong to be slightly pissed off. Meh.Thank f**k I'm with Leanne, otherwise this situation would be double weird.Mate sorry to be a dick but you dont have a place to say anything to her and you shouldnt have if your with someone ur self...My ex has a new bf and shes already been with him over a month.. i hate the guy he's 30 and shes 17 , and ive managed not to moan AT her, i just moan about it on here to guys loleither way im playing the field having fun nowchasing tail is ace lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Mate sorry to be a dick but you dont have a place to say anything to her and you shouldnt have if your with someone ur self...Totally know what you're saying. I'm not pissed off about her being with someone - that bit was inevitable, and obviously I'm seeing Leanne anyway so I don't wanna be a complete hypocrite. The thing I had a problem with was the fact she swore blind only yesterday that she wasn't anywhere near that place yet. Proper yelling at me that I was insinuating that it was the case. Now I find out I was 100% right and I just wanted her to acknowledge that and apologise for yesterdays slagging match. But I'm over it now, was just a brief moment of weirdness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Totally know what you're saying. I'm not pissed off about her being with someone - that bit was inevitable, and obviously I'm seeing Leanne anyway so I don't wanna be a complete hypocrite. The thing I had a problem with was the fact she swore blind only yesterday that she wasn't anywhere near that place yet. Proper yelling at me that I was insinuating that it was the case. Now I find out I was 100% right and I just wanted her to acknowledge that and apologise for yesterdays slagging match. But I'm over it now, was just a brief moment of weirdness.lmao i was exatly the same, i "accused my ex" of liking this guy and that somthing was going on, she denied it screamed at me. turns out i was right, i never got an apologie either...shall we both go and twat hannah shes a girl, shes likely to f**k sum poor guy up the ass like that sooner or later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 lmao i was exatly the same, i "accused my ex" of liking this guy and that somthing was going on, she denied it screamed at me. turns out i was right, i never got an apologie either...shall we both go and twat hannah shes a girl, shes likely to f**k sum poor guy up the ass like that sooner or later?A pre-emptive strike, I like your thinking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 *whistles* haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanah, come here ive got a erm, barbie! with your name on it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 You're never going to tempt me into a beating with a Barbie, Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 You're never going to tempt me into a beating with a Barbie, Dave Erm, ive got a big black dick here with your name on!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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