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Well, somehow she managed to persuade me to STILL go down for her birthday yesterday, and it looks like we're back on... Out of one on/off relationship and straight into another. Great choices Jason :rolleyes:

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werd. kris is totally right...

I hear it a lot but god i love the ego stroke it gives when people say it straight like that ^_^

I wouldn't say treat her like shit, but certainly don't go out of your way to be nice to her just because she's a girl. I've recently stumbled onto something that is so amazing that to those who don't understand it, it seems almost like magic. It's a technique called "cocky and funny" and the idea is to say things on the edge that are slightly bold but at the same time of a funny nature. It's a very fine balance between the two, obviously you don't want to come off too funny or you'll come across as the village clown and too cocky will have people thinking your a condescending, obnoxious son of a bitch. But get the mixture right and it's perfect, an almost instant turn on for women.

So ix-nay the ice-nay uy-gay outine-ray... i don't think it's a coincidence that the pig latin for "nice guy" is "ice-nay uy-gay" :P (read that again because it was pretty funny)

Now you don't have to be a complete tool towards girls, be cocky and funny and bust her balls with your words but be nice to her with your behaviour. Some examples...

1) Tell her that she walks slower than your mom,

then open all doors for her.

2) Tell her that she's too uptight and she needs

to settle down because it's annoying, then rub her

shoulders.

3) Give her a hard time about her driving, then

kiss her.

Send mixed messages when your talking to your girl because it keeps them on their toes and when mixed with a cocky and funny attitude it creates attraction and makes the relationship more interesting than you following after her like a love struck puppy dog following its master. Being needy and clingy and nice all the time will do nothing for her and she'll get bored as has already been seen.

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I hear it a lot but god i love the ego stroke it gives when people say it straight like that ^_^

I wouldn't say treat her like shit, but certainly don't go out of your way to be nice to her just because she's a girl. I've recently stumbled onto something that is so amazing that to those who don't understand it, it seems almost like magic. It's a technique called "cocky and funny" and the idea is to say things on the edge that are slightly bold but at the same time of a funny nature. It's a very fine balance between the two, obviously you don't want to come off too funny or you'll come across as the village clown and too cocky will have people thinking your a condescending, obnoxious son of a bitch. But get the mixture right and it's perfect, an almost instant turn on for women.

So ix-nay the ice-nay uy-gay outine-ray... i don't think it's a coincidence that the pig latin for "nice guy" is "ice-nay uy-gay" :P (read that again because it was pretty funny)

Now you don't have to be a complete tool towards girls, be cocky and funny and bust her balls with your words but be nice to her with your behaviour. Some examples...

Send mixed messages when your talking to your girl because it keeps them on their toes and when mixed with a cocky and funny attitude it creates attraction and makes the relationship more interesting than you following after her like a love struck puppy dog following its master. Being needy and clingy and nice all the time will do nothing for her and she'll get bored as has already been seen.

Ha this made me laugh because I do it un-intentionally. After 3 years it kinda happens, especially the driving thing.

Like said in those examples be semi-serious, so she almost believes you mean it but doesn't take it to heart.

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Just another one concurring with those thoughts. The best thing I did when Leanne told me she wasn't sure how she felt about me and that we should call it off was tell her that it was fine and I wasn't really bothered because she didn't mean that much to me either. Basically told her there was plenty of interest elsewhere, not directly and completely falsely.

Next morning, ch-ching! Plenty of voicemail messages while I was in the gym begging me to come down, texts saying how much of a mistake she'd made blah blah blah. I know I should have kept that going for a bit but I was horny...

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I wouldn't say treat her like shit, but certainly don't go out of your way to be nice to her just because she's a girl. I've recently stumbled onto something that is so amazing that to those who don't understand it, it seems almost like magic. It's a technique called "cocky and funny" and the idea is to say things on the edge that are slightly bold but at the same time of a funny nature. It's a very fine balance between the two, obviously you don't want to come off too funny or you'll come across as the village clown and too cocky will have people thinking your a condescending, obnoxious son of a bitch. But get the mixture right and it's perfect, an almost instant turn on for women.

I do exactly that with girlfriends all the time but it is a very carefull ballance, and sometimes I say stuff without thinking, i.e. with my ex and the contents from the chip shops in the car she said, "Ohhh your car stinks of fish" so i just instantly said, "well shut your f**king legs then" without even thinking, she then threw a hissy fit... but the most important thing to do when a girl throws a hissy fit is to stand your ground, smile and say it in a way which shows that its a joke don't back down if it upsets her.

If you go all sensitive and caring on her at this stage she has won, tell her it was a joke and if her hissy fit continues just let her keep bitching until she says sorry, else shes won... and we dont want that.

That was the shittest reply ever and I'm sorry, but i spent my time typing it so im not, not posting it

EDIT 4 for my Nick Pyke like spelling: Be nice and sensitive when you want something and other than that treat her like you would your best mate and don't be all poncy and let her take the piss.

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Infact thinking about it, women really do love a b*****d

I worked with a girl September-December last year, did nothing but rip it out of her, took the piss & was just generally nasty to her whilst having a great time of it myself, only nice thing I ever did for her was give her a lift to/from work a handful of times as she lived en route to my house (I was in no way interested in her, she's everything I can't stand in a girl) and she hasn't left me alone since, despite telling her in no uncertain terms to "f*ck off and leave me alone"

It wasn't just her either, I caused actual bitch fights there just by being an arse :P

Be careful with the dickhead technique, it's a powerful one :lol:

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its how ive always worked and i dont have anytroubble getting a noice bird

What about keeping them?

The mean/keen thing works, been ripping the piss out of my missus for 3 years and 9 months now haha Although of course I'm a lovely guy in actuality. Part of any relationship is being able to laugh at eachother and yourselves! I hold her in absolute adoration but it doesn't mean I'm not going to make her feel like a fool when she trips up haha (so long as she's not hurt, laughing in that situation WILL result in loss of testicular tissue...)

Like Simps said sometimes you do tend to overstep the mark, rather than a hissy fit (I think I'd throttle a bird like that) I usually get hit before I can explain it was just a joke :lol:

Anyway, she's back on Friday, soooooo excited to have her home again! Anyone know how far Bristol airport is from one of the stations? Was considering taking the roadie down on the train and then cycling to the airport to greet her with some pretty foliage.

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What about keeping them?

The mean/keen thing works, been ripping the piss out of my missus for 3 years and 9 months now haha Although of course I'm a lovely guy in actuality. Part of any relationship is being able to laugh at eachother and yourselves! I hold her in absolute adoration but it doesn't mean I'm going to make her feel like a fool when she trips up haha (so long as she's not hurt, laughing in that situation WILL result in loss of testicular tissue...)

Like Simps said sometimes you do tend to overstep the mark, rather than a hissy fit (I think I'd throttle a bird like that) I usually get hit before I can explain it was just a joke :lol:

Anyway, she's back on Friday, soooooo excited to have her home again! Anyone know how far Bristol airport is from one of the stations? Was considering taking the roadie down on the train and then cycling to the airport to greet her with some pretty foliage.

Aint my fault i get bored easily

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My heads a mess and i want to blame it on a girl, she just sends out majorly mixed signals all the time. Shes like my best mate knows me better then any one else she knows all of my insecuritys etc. We can happily spend every night together one week or talk / text every day then go a week where she just ignors me. Im going round hers for a movie night friday and of to london with her for the day monday to see kings of leon, so really dont want to make a move friday because if it goes tits up im left with a ticket for kings of leon and no way up there cos shes driving. Im thinking best time is after i have had a few pints on the 2 hour drive home. God the opposite sex is annoying sometimes.

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My heads a mess and i want to blame it on a girl, she just sends out majorly mixed signals all the time. Shes like my best mate knows me better then any one else she knows all of my insecuritys etc. We can happily spend every night together one week or talk / text every day then go a week where she just ignors me. Im going round hers for a movie night friday and of to london with her for the day monday to see kings of leon, so really dont want to make a move friday because if it goes tits up im left with a ticket for kings of leon and no way up there cos shes driving. Im thinking best time is after i have had a few pints on the 2 hour drive home. God the opposite sex is annoying sometimes.

Have you been intimate with her before and how long have you known her?

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Seems Mr. Boats has got the important questions covered.

Think carefully if she really is "best mate" material, it could go one of two ways and I know the way things went for me - hopefully it'll go better for you if you choose to indulge in such things (Y)

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Have you been intimate with her before and how long have you known her?

I haven't given her the full works as so to speak but been fairly what i would class as intimate moments like going to the beach one night just to watch the sunset few smooches here and there.

Known her for about 3-4 years only really been close for like the last year since we lost our family home.

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I honestly don't think there's anything to it mate. Depending on what you mean by a few smooches (given that you judge intimate moments as a walk on the beach i'd be inclined to think pecks on the cheek etc) i'd say she sees you only as a close friend. If a girl is interested in you in a romantic way you'll know for sure and it will happen a damn site faster than a year or so. There's nothing wrong with being just friends and if i were you i'd be grateful that you have someone that is that close to you, but moving things from where they appear to be now to a more sexual orientation given that she has no attraction for you would most likely damage the trust in your current relationship. She might care for you already and she might even love you but without attraction its almost guaranteed that she won't be wanting to take it to the next level.

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