Sam-Addy A3 Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 (edited) rape one of these immature girls and pwn your sexual frustrationNo sexual frustration, just general frustration.Maybe invest in a fleshlight? That's the super ribbed model, looks good hey!Or..!This guy looks about your age, look how happy he is!I never asked in the beginning about sex, is that all you think about? Edited May 17, 2009 by Sam-Addy A3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 I never asked in the beginning about sex, is that all you think about?You men, you're all the same Something likeThat, for a bit of a snog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-Addy A3 Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Haha, another hilarious joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Haha, another hilarious joke.I lol'd too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Pack it in children Sam, i get that you've apologised... but fancy editing your rather uncalled for post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-Addy A3 Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Yaarp that's fine, but I think it's obvious that I'm gonna get pissed if he says somethin like that when I'm already annoyed . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Yaarp that's fine, but I think it's obvious that I'm gonna get pissed if he says somethin like that when I'm already annoyed .It wasn't that bad... lighten up. Mum jokes are never serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-Addy A3 Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Ok I'm completely wrong, I apologize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZHI-sam Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Two months?! Jeeeeez....i know not long but i had a lot of stuff happen with the girl before her, it realy f**ked me up. if ou want details ill explain + 1I damaged my hand a couple of years back, and ill be honest, its never healed properly,mainly because i was to stubborn to see a doctor, still get twinges in it now if i have to lift a stupid heavy weight in that hand etc, and i know if i punch someone full pelt with it again, itll more than likely go back to how it was. with me i kind of caught my last 2 knuckles on the object i hit and they stopped fairly dead, and the rest of my hand just kind of carried on going, not sure whether it seperated them from the other 2 or what. but get it checked out, after a couple of days once the initial swelling had started to go down, it was agony to change gear in my car for a good couple of weeks, and as i say, it still aint right now. as for punching stuff over a women, i thought the forum consensus was always "Punch women over stuff"not "Punch stuff over women"hmm, think ill go doctors tmoz if its still hurting. better to be safe than sorry, especialy as im at college training to be a plasterer....no hands no work :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Vandart Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 My mate shagged a bird last week and she said "Lets try something different." So he donkey punched her.Now she's taking him to court.What ever should he do?Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzatrip Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 My mate shagged a bird last week and she said "Lets try something different." So he donkey punched her.Now she's taking him to court.What ever should he do?MattLMFAO what is she classing it as surely theres gotta be a way round it twas sex after all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 i know not long but i had a lot of stuff happen with the girl before her, it realy f**ked me up. if ou want details ill explain Still no excuse to get so f**ked up over a girl. If you're having troubles just two months in, think about the future. Not trying to put you off, but next time, try and take a step back and look at the wider picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZHI-sam Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 yea i know its not long but i did have a lot of shit with my ex, f**k it ill explain anyways(shorter version)well me and my ex split up after like 3 months, id known her for like 3 years and always liked her. well this f**ked me up quite a lot, i couldnt talk to girls, she was all i thought about when ever i tred to. she had a new bf so had moved on but i just couldnt. this went on for a year and a bit. well then i met lisa and from the second i saw her i didnt think about my ex once and didnt when i was around her. thats 1 reason why i have such strong feelings for her, and arguments in a relationship happen and we did see eachother for 54 days straight so that i think is 1 of the cause's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 yea i know its not long but i did have a lot of shit with my ex, f**k it ill explain anyways(shorter version)well me and my ex split up after like 3 months, id known her for like 3 years and always liked her. well this f**ked me up quite a lot, i couldnt talk to girls, she was all i thought about when ever i tred to. she had a new bf so had moved on but i just couldnt. this went on for a year and a bit. well then i met lisa and from the second i saw her i didnt think about my ex once and didnt when i was around her. thats 1 reason why i have such strong feelings for her, and arguments in a relationship happen and we did see eachother for 54 days straight so that i think is 1 of the cause'sI think the thing you're forgetting is, you could of met any girl, just fate made you meet this new one. It sounds like you're too posessive and shes quite naive and treating you like shit because youre letting her.If shes causing you so much greif either talk to her about it or do the opposite and bide your time with mates and stuff until she gets in touch with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZHI-sam Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 yea but i did try to talk to other girls, but my ex was always in my head. lisa was different.yea weve had a few arguments recently but i think were ok now. and she dont treat me like shit and we do talk about stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Gibson Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 long time since i needed to post in here. Me and emma, have been going out for the last 3 month, all going great, until the last few days/week. we aint been talking at all, like we still see each other, but I juts go to hers, and we watch TV, the only time i talk to her is when she asks me for a drink. So friday we went out for a meal to talk. then into town with mates. all was good, talked about loads. got kinda back on track. went into town, both were very drunk, I was sitting talking to her, and a guy pulls her up and starts dancin with her, so i went over and she pushed me away, I then walked out and got some fresh air. came back in and asked her what that was all bout. ANYWAYS fast forward to today, I went to hers to see her, and sort things out once again. we agreed to not talk / text for a week and see if that will sort it out. but i dnt thikn it will. i really love her, and i really have no one else to get an opinion from. just keep my distance? text her during the week tell her how i feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich J Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Do you see each other alot? Sometimes its better to have some space and time apart. Makes you realise when do see each other how you feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 and a guy pulls her up and starts dancin with her, so i went over and she pushed me awaySays a lot man... think you need to step back an be honest with yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 I was sitting talking to her, and a guy pulls her up and starts dancin with her, so i went over and she pushed me awayOoooouuuuuch...My girl trouble atm is that she's still not back from teaching in Spain! Just one more week though! Really missing her now I don't have the pressure of Uni exams to distract me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Gibson Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Do you see each other alot? Sometimes its better to have some space and time apart. Makes you realise when do see each other how you feel.Most nights! I told her the other week that I didnt trust her. but I never have trusted ANY lass i have been with, mainly due to my mum, she had an affair with my dad, so they divorced, then step dad the same, and the other night the guy syated over. so i just have to learn to trust. I love her to bits, i just wana feel something...... I know not everyones like my mum, but I do think it will always happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Says a lot man... think you need to step back an be honest with yourself.Simpson's right to be honest. The fact she was pissed shouldn't even be taken into consideration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 I was sitting talking to her, and a guy pulls her up and starts dancin with herIs that like, a guy that new her or some randomer in the club? I wouldn't randomly crack someone for many reasons but that's taking the piss if you two were sitting chatting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Single again. The new bird just dumped me. Absolutely gutted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Shes a slag ne way come get fuct with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Shes a slag ne way come get fuct with me.Sounds like a plan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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