munkee Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 so she is ugly right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 I don't really want to tell here that she makes small children cry)so she is ugly right?Hahaha, it would appear that way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Shut up you bint, stop trying to get attention.OrYou're not that fat. *poke* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducko Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 girl: im so ugly (boo hoo hoo)boy: dont worry its not your fault blame your parents! or boy: im sure a blind man would find you attractive .. maybe.. and if he was deaf, and dumb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted October 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 girl: im so ugly (boo hoo hoo)boy: dont worry its not your fault blame your parents! or boy: im sure a blind man would find you attractive .. maybe.. and if he was deaf, and dumb! Im sure he'll take your advice, comedy genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Jones Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 been chatting and texting this girl for ages now. and weve gotten really close. But i dont want to ask her out sometime because i dont want it all to go wrong and end up fighting. although i really really like her and want to ask but i dont want to ruin what we have now if you get what i mean. Should i risk it or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Man up and do it, otherwise you'll just be sitting around wanting to do it and won't really enjoy this 'friendship' anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Jones Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 k. Ill ask her tonight then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Jones Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 i ended up getting rejected. She just wants to remain friends. that really f**ked me of last night in the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Gray Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 (edited) forget that post. Edited November 2, 2008 by Daniel Gray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted November 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Your always going to get a couple of those, you just have to take it and move on. Shit happens, odds are next girl will like you, try and let them know early rather then get into the whole friend zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 FFS, its always the ones that look like blokes.ALL decent looking girls end up in the friend zone.ALL bloke-like/crazy/fat girls want me.Lame as f**k. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 (edited) i ended up getting rejected. She just wants to remain friends. that really f**ked me of last night in the end.Meh, at least it's out the way and you actually know rather than fannying about wondering Now you can move on elsewhere.EDIT: I don't mean to sound so unsympathetic haha, just no point stressing about it now and i honedtly think you're in a better situation now then you were before. Edited November 2, 2008 by Max Quinn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 FFS, its always the ones that look like blokes.ALL decent looking girls end up in the friend zone.ALL bloke-like/crazy/fat girls want me.Lame as f**k.ahaha i know the feeling my mate keeps trying to get me out his gf's mates gunna be there and shes a propper heffa. i had 13 missed calls from her after he dropped me back home whilst i was on my xbox and my phone was upstairs. its ridiculousi think i might just tell her to get f**ked and kick her out of the car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan S Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Damn.....who need girls when you've got a bike.....if she dumped you that means you've got more time for practice))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Damn.....who need girls when you've got a bike.....if she dumped you that means you've got more time for practice)))Yea, and way more time to sit alone and have a wank.Wooooooo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan S Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Is it a big deal to find a girl to spend a night with>? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Is it a big deal to find a girl to spend a night with>?Well England's prostitution ring isn't as advanced as Russia's, so yes, it's a very difficult ordeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan S Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 i'm not talking 'bout prostitution....)))))The thing is when you come to the night club(thats what usually all teens do) there will always be some girls who'd love to come to your apt.....)) And they are just normal girls....So for me, thats not a big deal) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doopdoopbedoop Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 i'm not talking 'bout prostitution....)))))The thing is when you come to the night club(thats what usually all teens do) there will always be some girls who'd love to come to your apt.....)) And they are just normal girls....So for me, thats not a big deal)(((((( i like your (usage of)(( parentheses( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Yea, because I have enough money for my own apartment, and Im 17, not 18 not helped by the fact I look at 14. Plus the only girls that really sleep around one night stand style here have aids.......)))))))))))))))))))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan S Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Yea, because I have enough money for my own apartment, and Im 17, not 18 not helped by the fact I look at 14. Plus the only girls that really sleep around one night stand style here have aids.......))))))))))))))))))))Damn....poor you( Come to us.....You'll have a good time)No aids, cool girls.....shitty riding though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towler Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Damn....poor you( Come to us.....You'll have a good time)No aids, cool girls.....shitty riding though you just said shitty riding... so how would we have a good time with the girls... + there may been need for a gag... no offence! Oh dam I mentioned the world girl and gag in the same sentance... I blame Johny Milton! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Well England's prostitution ring isn't as advanced as Russia's, so yes, it's a very difficult ordeal.Oh my god, this can't go un-missed, amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Possibly the funniest Circus phrase ever.Anyone that doesn't laugh at that is clearly the human equivalent of a grey square with houndstooth pattern on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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