Walleee Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 yeh, sounds like you've pulled! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted September 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Thought when typing it that it sounded a bit gay, he's back from Para training so you dont know what they've done to him haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Thought when typing it that it sounded a bit gay, he's back from Para training so you dont know what they've done to him hahaGIVEN HIM THE SKILLS TO KILL YOU? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted September 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 I would assume that would be part of the job, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 still dunno if i wanna f**k this chick who's inbetween slim and fat... tempted to go round there drunk and swallow some more vodka (pride) and do so quite often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 (edited) Edited June 11 by Walleee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 haha, so thats a f**k the nearly fat chick, it'll do me some good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 (edited) Edited June 11 by Walleee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted September 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 oh just have a wank, whats the matter with you boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 minge sometimes is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 fatty, no offence here, but your saying shes between slim and fat, so shes a got a few too many pounds on her, but f*ck me, your hardly joe rothwell the sex panther yourself are you. you cant honestly tell me you dont know if you want to shag her or not, the truth is you know whether you want to shag her, but you dont know what your mates will say so you wont do it, either that or your worried you cant perform, or you may catch something. so just man up, rubber up, and go for it. so what if your mates think you shagged a munter. im sure 99% of the human race have shagged a munter at some point in there lives (could use a look at your parents joke, but i dont want obm after me for dissing your mother). unless your sitting there thinking shes going to be your life partner, you dont have too much to worry about, if your just after a shag, and from what youve told me, thats what shes after, and you certainly been playing it like thats what you want with her. then just do it. your young, have some fun, dont sit here at 10 to 2, waiting for the girl whos moving away tomorrow to text you back, even though you know your only texting each other out of niceness, friendship, and the fact that shes going to be lonely for the weekend as shes moving to a new city, and her housemates dont move in till monday , and that chances are youll never actually get with her, because youve pussied out of her meeting her too many times to go and get drunk with your mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrayvon Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Why are you so pathetic sometimes Did you really ask him for pics of his girlfriend? Ohhh dearrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 i said in the gf pics thread, the mandatory 'pm me pics pl0z' line. kev, firm advice, think i'm just gonna f**k her and see how it goes.roll on next friday when i have the day off, or next early shift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Glen. Don't just use women for sex, it's just not right. I know some people just have a nack for pulling 'em for one night stands, but no offense, I don't see you as that man.I see you as the bloke who's in a relationship with a middle of the road girl, who lets you try naughty things on her. Not just some fat chick who wants a shag, so I'm going to shag her. YOU WILL GET HERPES THAT WAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 mate, it's her choice. she's providing the hole, she knows i just want to f**k her, because i told her outright 'i want to f**k you'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 mate, it's her choice. she's providing the hole, she knows i just want to f**k her, because i told her outright 'i want to f**k you'.And she's said yes? That makes me think she's been around.. which leads me to believe. HERPES CENTRAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 nope, she just likes me and seems to be up for that WITH ME.na, she's not been around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Glen. Don't just use women for sex, it's just not right. I know some people just have a nack for pulling 'em for one night stands, but no offense, I don't see you as that man.I see you as the bloke who's in a relationship with a middle of the road girl, who lets you try naughty things on her. Not just some fat chick who wants a shag, so I'm going to shag her. YOU WILL GET HERPES THAT WAY!yea, but surely if she just wants a bit of no strings attached fun, and so does he, its way easier than the emotional heart ache that comes part and parcel with 17 year olds relationships that may well not last that long (not talking just on the fact that people dont tend to stick together these days, but about what happens when people move away to uni etc 12 months down the line.)also, thats a bit rich, coming from the bloke who was wishing he could play 4 girls at once yesterday. at least if hes clear with her its just casual, no one gets hurt, as opposed to stringing several girls along because it makes you feel cool/gives you something to brag about. And she's said yes? That makes me think she's been around.. which leads me to believe. HERPES CENTRAL!not everyone whos been around has STI's, some people have the sense to wear a condom, and when they dont, they get themselves checked out pretty quickly. i know loads of people whove slept with a lot of people, who are perfectly clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 also, thats a bit rich, coming from the bloke who was wishing he could play 4 girls at once yesterday.I was being very facetious about that. No way could I attempt it, or pull it off, so why try. not everyone whos been around has STI's, some people have the sense to wear a condom, and when they dont, they get themselves checked out pretty quickly. i know loads of people whove slept with a lot of people, who are perfectly clean.I know a majority wouldn't, but I'm just very wary of people who are that open to it. But if Glen does it properly and wears protection, and has watched all the sex-ed videos... then go ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 So what kind of rep do you lose porking a fatter bitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balman Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 So what kind of rep do you lose porking a fatter bitch?That is THE best thing iv heard you say lmao sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 So what kind of rep do you lose porking a fatter bitch?She's fatter than you? ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 I've got a f**king problem.But not the sort of girl problem that normally gets mentioned in this thread Someones gonna die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 I've got a f**king problem.But not the sort of girl problem that normally gets mentioned in this thread Someones gonna die.GREAT, THANKS FOR THE INFO, JARDO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 his 17 year old sister has just got preggers from a 32 year old african, an mr.african is apparently going mental at jardos little sister cos shes lookin at abortion. heavy shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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