Jump to content

Teenage Angst Communal Agony Aunt Thread


Has anyone seen my shoe?

Recommended Posts

I'm getting quite close to a girl, the only problem is her girlfriend. Yes, her girlfriend... I'm pretty big, and I'm scared of her, if she was a boy I wouldn't but the fact is she has nothing to lose and is a proper guiness/cider drink rugby/icehockey player. I have a feeling she'll finish with the meathead 'cos it's quite an abusive relationship lol. But I'm scared she'll stab me or something similar. It's so shit, cos it's not like I can hit her back 'cos she occupies a vagaga. Expect some update later today when I've sobered up. xxx

quite simple, i know you know a couple of shrewsbury meathead girls(hell you porked one the other night), i know plenty of meathead girls. just get them to beat her up.

failing that, your a telford rudeboi,just smack her about anyway. if shes hard enough to have a go, shes hard enough to get beat down.

also, technically anyone who hits a women, deserves a beating, regardless, and as it sounds like shes beat your new wife, she deserves a beating, so you beat her, technically then youll of beat a women, so youll need a beating too, which ill dish out, but as were mates and all, ill only beat you light, sure you might get a dead arm or 3, but the rest of your problems will be solved, well worth it.

reason i came in here, im officially a chump when it comes to girls .

Link to comment
Share on other sites

ive hit a girl before, not as hard as youd think.

is that its not as hard as you think to hit a girl.

or you didnt hit her as hard as i think?

But then you'll need a beating, Kev, for beating up Fish.

yea, but once somone beats me, im not a women, so this whole vicious cycle ends. id probably prescribe someone weedy and pathetic to beat me, so it didnt hurt... up for it glen?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Glen's got a trouble.. hes seen some hot chicks outside subway and when he got closer he saw it was men with long hair.. hes not sure how to go about asking em for a drink.

But seriously.. i was on phone to him speaking on how hes gonna post my sd7 lever etc and he goes o some hot chicks over there got closer and they was in actual fact men with long hair.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

ohhh clum that's not nice. even though it's how I got with my lady friend, it's still not something i'd suggest. Is she going to tell him?

I've been chatting to him today, were pretty cool. Pretty much all sorted between me and him, relations with her are a bit frosty though.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

For the first time in my life, while I've been single, more than one girl is after me. Seriously, it is the first time.

One of them is super hot, amazing body just, yumm, but not very bright.

One of them is short, petite body wise, and fairly clever and fun to be around.

One of them is really kinky, looks alright, and does anything (as sonny saw).

One of them is all in one, but lives about 150 miles away from me!!

I'm so confused. :S

Link to comment
Share on other sites

^^^^^^ :D

I think i'd go for number two.

What you say about the other's isn't nescessarily good stuff. With number two, I personally, can't see how it could be negative, unless you like tall, fat, stupid boring girls.....

Edited by Jakers
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Good lad glad to hear it (Y)

Yeah was glad to get it done, I felt I needed to tell him. She didnt want to, but i'm not taking advice from her. I was surprised how good he was though, I know I probably wouldnt have been but he was like 'People said it looked like she was trying it on with you and I trust what you say is true'. Obviously we're not going to be as good friends as we were, we were pretty much best friends but I get what I deserve I suppose.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[3] One of them is super hot, amazing body just, yumm, but not very bright.

[2/1] One of them is short, petite body wise, and fairly clever and fun to be around.

[1/2] One of them is really kinky, looks alright, and does anything (as sonny saw).

[4] One of them is all in one, but lives about 150 miles away from me!!

I'm so confused. :S

We've all seen your sex face already so here's my personal choice :P

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Whats the problem, having trouble downstairs?

I wish I were, it'd be a lot f**king easier.

Pissed off because I get told one thing and then a week later get told something completely different...talk about being dropped from a f**king big height. f**k sake.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

quite simple, i know you know a couple of shrewsbury meathead girls(hell you porked one the other night), i know plenty of meathead girls. just get them to beat her up.

failing that, your a telford rudeboi,just smack her about anyway. if shes hard enough to have a go, shes hard enough to get beat down.

also, technically anyone who hits a women, deserves a beating, regardless, and as it sounds like shes beat your new wife, she deserves a beating, so you beat her, technically then youll of beat a women, so youll need a beating too, which ill dish out, but as were mates and all, ill only beat you light, sure you might get a dead arm or 3, but the rest of your problems will be solved, well worth it.

reason i came in here, im officially a chump when it comes to girls .

It sounds like a plan, but I don't want to do anything which could ruin things with me and said girl. Getting in a fight with her gf wouldn't solve things.

I'm just thinking go for it, as in forget about her gf and carry on?

Edit: Man if this ever gets out to my boiz they'll label me as pussy'ole for ever.

Edited by Poisson
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...