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I don't reeeeeally understand the problem here? You're saying the majority of girls in London are playing hard to get, but you have pulled one bird but you want more from other people?

To be honest, you're probably in the best position at the minute...you've got a girl if you want her for anything, but your not commited so you can do whatever with other girls should it come along.

Can somebody give me a quick rundown of fattys love life using bullet points? I feel I'm missing out on something rather entertaining here...

the worlds supply of bullet points is not enough...

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i sacked of my toast whihc had just popped up when i saw u posted in here, thats how much i love ur stories of dispair.

Hahaha, I was really confussed about who you were but all your posts are 10X funnier now Dave!

Can somebody give me a quick rundown of fattys love life using bullet points? I feel I'm missing out on something rather entertaining here...

* Epic Fail

* Emotional wreck

* Epic fail

* BUT I LOVE HER

* Epic fail

*She won't text back

* Epic fail

* I got a tatoo of her name and she still doesn't like me

* Epic fail

* I got her pregnant and we haven't had sex yet

* Epic fail

etc

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That was the best one.

"There was a chance some jizz might have still been on my hand and then i fingered her"

Awwww

You laugh but i know someone on this forum who's gf stormed into the clinic sat there for a good hour arguing the toss demanding the morning after pill because she tossed him off and he fingerd her after he had washed his hands. After this she's been on the pill a good few months and they both remain virgins. It dose brighten up my day when he tells me these storys however haha simps you should know who it is haha.

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simps you should know who it is haha.

Me? :$

No urm

Maher - Too old to not just cock slap her and leave her stupid ass

Birdy - Women = No

Byrons - Too small

Andy? - probably the most possible, young sexual experiences?

Moorey? - Possibly think hes still a birds<bike man

am i being stupid and not noticing the obious Jack? It can't be you becuase your obv. not a virgin... hmmmmm

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I don't reeeeeally understand the problem here? You're saying the majority of girls in London are playing hard to get, but you have pulled one bird but you want more from other people?

To be honest, you're probably in the best position at the minute...you've got a girl if you want her for anything, but your not commited so you can do whatever with other girls should it come along.

Can somebody give me a quick rundown of fattys love life using bullet points? I feel I'm missing out on something rather entertaining here...

Shit, forgot to mention, the girl who wants me, isn't well, erm, all that attractive. She's not a complete munt but i think i could do better. It's just the girls i could do better with, there's some always some kind of obstacle.

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Shit, forgot to mention, the girl who wants me, isn't well, erm, all that attractive. She's not a complete munt but i think i could do better. It's just the girls i could do better with, there's some always some kind of obstacle.

Is she family related?

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Shit, forgot to mention, the girl who wants me, isn't well, erm, all that attractive. She's not a complete munt but i think i could do better. It's just the girls i could do better with, there's some always some kind of obstacle.

stop with the picky just nob it

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