JD™ Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 I don't reeeeeally understand the problem here? You're saying the majority of girls in London are playing hard to get, but you have pulled one bird but you want more from other people?To be honest, you're probably in the best position at the minute...you've got a girl if you want her for anything, but your not commited so you can do whatever with other girls should it come along.Can somebody give me a quick rundown of fattys love life using bullet points? I feel I'm missing out on something rather entertaining here...the worlds supply of bullet points is not enough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 (edited) the worlds supply of bullet points is not enough...Only need one.lol Edited August 19, 2008 by Revolver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 i sacked of my toast whihc had just popped up when i saw u posted in here, thats how much i love ur stories of dispair.Hahaha, I was really confussed about who you were but all your posts are 10X funnier now Dave!Can somebody give me a quick rundown of fattys love life using bullet points? I feel I'm missing out on something rather entertaining here...* Epic Fail* Emotional wreck* Epic fail* BUT I LOVE HER* Epic fail*She won't text back* Epic fail* I got a tatoo of her name and she still doesn't like me* Epic fail* I got her pregnant and we haven't had sex yet* Epic failetc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Hmmm, theres a bit of a trend going on there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 * I got her pregnant and we haven't had sex yetThat was the best one."There was a chance some jizz might have still been on my hand and then i fingered her"Awwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balman Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 That was the best one."There was a chance some jizz might have still been on my hand and then i fingered her"AwwwwYou laugh but i know someone on this forum who's gf stormed into the clinic sat there for a good hour arguing the toss demanding the morning after pill because she tossed him off and he fingerd her after he had washed his hands. After this she's been on the pill a good few months and they both remain virgins. It dose brighten up my day when he tells me these storys however haha simps you should know who it is haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 We need names Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 simps you should know who it is haha.Me? :$No urmMaher - Too old to not just cock slap her and leave her stupid assBirdy - Women = NoByrons - Too smallAndy? - probably the most possible, young sexual experiences?Moorey? - Possibly think hes still a birds<bike manam i being stupid and not noticing the obious Jack? It can't be you becuase your obv. not a virgin... hmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 I know now Thanks Jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 BEN HENDERSON?He doesn't really class as a trials rider anymoreAlways the quiet ones eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balman Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 haha nice n decreet wernt gunna post it on a public forum thus the p.m but theres always one lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 but theres always simpson :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 I don't reeeeeally understand the problem here? You're saying the majority of girls in London are playing hard to get, but you have pulled one bird but you want more from other people?To be honest, you're probably in the best position at the minute...you've got a girl if you want her for anything, but your not commited so you can do whatever with other girls should it come along.Can somebody give me a quick rundown of fattys love life using bullet points? I feel I'm missing out on something rather entertaining here...Shit, forgot to mention, the girl who wants me, isn't well, erm, all that attractive. She's not a complete munt but i think i could do better. It's just the girls i could do better with, there's some always some kind of obstacle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrex Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Shit, forgot to mention, the girl who wants me, isn't well, erm, all that attractive. She's not a complete munt but i think i could do better. It's just the girls i could do better with, there's some always some kind of obstacle.Is she family related? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balman Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Shit, forgot to mention, the girl who wants me, isn't well, erm, all that attractive. She's not a complete munt but i think i could do better. It's just the girls i could do better with, there's some always some kind of obstacle.stop with the picky just nob it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Thats life!...Isn't it?If there were no obsticals they'd be shagging every lad in London...In the trade they're called prostitues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant_hundley Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Shit, forgot to mention, the girl who wants me, isn't well, erm, all that attractive. She's not a complete munt but i think i could do better. It's just the girls i could do better with, there's some always some kind of obstacle.neither are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 (edited) erm, all that attractive.Unless she's got hit VERY hard by a truck travelling VERY fast DIRECTLY in the face....I'd say youv'e done pretty well for yourself Edited August 19, 2008 by Simps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 (edited) Shut up Grant It's a fact, guys rarely have an uglier gf Simps, she's friggin fit i tell thee. But she's 18... One of my points, we really get on well together, but age! Edited August 19, 2008 by Fat Pants™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 going to see my girlf/ex/riend....Thats a lie pants, i always see hot *im not gay but i can tell if if a guy is hot* guys with uber munters, i just dont geddit, i wanna slap em and tell them they can do better.i always see hot girls with mongy guys to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant_hundley Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Shut up Grant It's a fact, guys rarely have an uglier gf Simps, she's friggin fit i tell thee. But she's 18... One of my points, we really get on well together, but age!so thats like 2 years age difference?thats no big deal really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balman Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Haha just looked down and 10 people are veiwing this topic all of a suden and now mr pants is explaining his love life conisidence? I think NOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 It's not tooo bad, but 18 - 16 seems bad for her i guess. I will be 17 in 8 days though :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 lol, i love fatty's lifei also see the ugly-hot thing being really weird, they must just pity them or be really, really good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 I dunno, hot ugly could be due to some thing called love? I dunno, seems stupid to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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