Simpson Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 OH MY GOD OH MY GODmy hearts beating a million to one!This girl who i used to get with came online saying... im so horny i want some cock, ill drive round to yours, suck you off in the car, let you cum all over me etc. and i know she won't tell anyone totally non strings stuffSo proud, bashed one out then decided to say no!Thank f**k! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 OH MY GOD OH MY GODmy hearts beating a million to one!This girl who i used to get with came online saying... im so horny i want some cock, ill drive round to yours, suck you off in the car, let you cum all over me etc. and i know she won't tell anyone totally non strings stuffSo proud, bashed one out then decided to say no!Thank f**k!are u having a laugh.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Where's Simps gone? The real one? The not quite so spazzed out one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Same place El Muelio's gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 theve both gone to a hotel to f**k.and i just memberd simps has a wife now *gay*good on him then, i think it was a test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 good on him then, i think it was a testNo it totally wasn't... live miles away, different schools, no mates shared, she knows about my girlfriend but not anything much more... So deffo not a test. Really one of the hardest things ever. I was like yes... no... yes... and she was like make up your mind etc. im ready to leave.... but i stayed faithfull, even though it would have been only a bj and she gives great head... BUT I LOVE KELLY YES I DO I DO so f**k you Claire you slut. Im happy in a relationship going away together in 2 days! JOY JOY JOY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Simps, you have much'o respecio from me. You did something a man couldn't!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 No it totally wasn't... live miles away, different schools, no mates shared, she knows about my girlfriend but not anything much more... So deffo not a test. Really one of the hardest things ever. I was like yes... no... yes... and she was like make up your mind etc. im ready to leave.... but i stayed faithfull, even though it would have been only a bj and she gives great head... BUT I LOVE KELLY YES I DO I DO so f**k you Claire you slut. Im happy in a relationship going away together in 2 days! JOY JOY JOYthe best bit is, even though as a male i can understand how hard that must have been for you, if u told her, she'd go in a mood with u and ud get no credit at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 simps would she drive 400mile to my house ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 the best bit is, even though as a male i can understand how hard that must have been for you,No the thing is, is if you would have asked me yesterday, "would you cheat on Kelly" i would have told you to f**k off, how much i like her, really think were going places, no-one could be better than her etc.But after watching porn for 20 minutes and then having a fit girl come online i say that was just something totally different... like alien!!!But after 2 holidays enough drunken nights out clubbing to shake a stick at and finally this... i realised how much i like Kelly and that i wouldnt cheat on her... touch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 simps would she drive 400mile to my house ?Probably she drove home 150 miles or so from Reading for me once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 im about 200 awayand bens cock is too big for most girlssend her my way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Simps, your the man, I don't really give a f**k what anyone else says. I take it you didn't fool around when you were on holiday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balman Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 And yet you still had her round when i called and flat out denyed it... OWNEDCock over mind eh JackHaha you wernt joking when you said you were posting up here then i had to check it was there i couldn't help it i had the same offer you had only im not in a relationship how was i ment to say no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 (edited) woops Edited August 18, 2008 by Hugh Hefner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Simps, your the man, I don't really give a f**k what anyone else says. I take it you didn't fool around when you were on holiday?Thankyou very much! I knew Kell would never find out but that wasn't the point! I was strong! hahahaNa i didn't fool about on my holidays at all, like not a cheeky kiss or anything! Damm can't wait to see Kelly tonight lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 awwwwwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James-M Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 I feel inspired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 I'm proud of you Simps, just hope she is as faithful as you. Or I'm gona f**k her shit up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 It's not that time again, but fricks sake.Working in London, loads of hot chicks about. Know i'm only ever gonna see them once or twice though, and they're usually older than me, so that's out of the window.Then when i do know a hot chick, she's either proper hard to judge, or totally innocent. Basically, she'll act all flirty like letting me touch her boobs if i 'give her 2 quid' (as a joke) which was basically an invite for me to get a bit touchy with her, but then she seems to be doing it for drinks at the pub. And me and a mate are both on it because she's perfect on paper. She's friggin' hot, really nice to talk to, and generally gf material, but me and my mate are skeptical as to whether she'd stick around for long. I think she does it to get everyone under her thumb, so she gets free nights n stuff.Then when a properly decent girl comes along, she's out of reach, despite there being a mutural like (i think, which i reckon could get stronger with time. Which is a bad thing, cos it's not doable).Then i got a girl who i'm sure wants me (that girl i got with at her house, who i thought would be a f**k buddy lol). She wants to come back to mine after the huge rave at SeOne, despite the fact we're gonna get back at like 8 in the morning. And she generally seems to want me (not just me being overly sensitive to things)Other girls too which have obstacles stopping it.So gay.Anyone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 It's not that time again, but fricks sake.Working in London, loads of hot chicks about. Know i'm only ever gonna see them once or twice though, and they're usually older than me, so that's out of the window.Then when i do know a hot chick, she's either proper hard to judge, or totally innocent. Basically, she'll act all flirty like letting me touch her boobs if i 'give her 2 quid' (as a joke) which was basically an invite for me to get a bit touchy with her, but then she seems to be doing it for drinks at the pub. And me and a mate are both on it because she's perfect on paper. She's friggin' hot, really nice to talk to, and generally gf material, but me and my mate are skeptical as to whether she'd stick around for long. I think she does it to get everyone under her thumb, so she gets free nights n stuff.Then when a properly decent girl comes along, she's out of reach, despite there being a mutural like (i think, which i reckon could get stronger with time. Which is a bad thing, cos it's not doable).Then i got a girl who i'm sure wants me (that girl i got with at her house, who i thought would be a f**k buddy lol). She wants to come back to mine after the huge rave at SeOne, despite the fact we're gonna get back at like 8 in the morning. And she generally seems to want me (not just me being overly sensitive to things)Other girls too which have obstacles stopping it.So gay.Anyone else?im so happy ur apart of this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 You suggesting the old 'ooo i touched her boobs, that's as good as sex for me!' thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 i sacked of my toast whihc had just popped up when i saw u posted in here, thats how much i love ur stories of dispair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Well it was in the middle of a pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 I don't reeeeeally understand the problem here? You're saying the majority of girls in London are playing hard to get, but you have pulled one bird but you want more from other people?To be honest, you're probably in the best position at the minute...you've got a girl if you want her for anything, but your not commited so you can do whatever with other girls should it come along.Can somebody give me a quick rundown of fattys love life using bullet points? I feel I'm missing out on something rather entertaining here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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