Fixed Pants™ Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 OH NO U DIN.Andrex wins, Anchorman > * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmo =) Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 awww fat pants is in pulling mode haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Hell yeah. I'll have her number in about 5 mins.Hmm, this has made me realise, we're such vultures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrex Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 OH NO U DIN.Andrex wins, Anchorman > *You have her msn though hmmm I have failed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Myspaceee.COOL BIBLE QUOTE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Hell yeah. I'll have her number in about 5 mins.Hmm, this has made me realise, we're such vultures.I'd give it a tad longer, we've been talking for over 10 minutes now and the only conversation made is about me having a flattering webcam.tip number one - that is the worst chat up line ever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 you mean it when you say you can be a bitch.It was my best one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 COOL BIBLE QUOTE.Love youI'd give it a tad longer, we've been talking for over 10 minutes now and the only conversation made is about me having a flattering webcam.tip number one - that is the worst chat up line ever...Welcome to Fat Pants, don't you have a boyfriend or am I missing something? you mean it when you say you can be a bitch.It was my best one Fail Pants™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmo =) Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 lol you guys are desperate, yer shes pretty but u live miles away from her. and i bet your making her feel abit preassured lol give her a break Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Not accustomed to the art of pushing your way into a lesbians conversation and politely enquiring if any of them have ever been penetrated then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 lol you guys are desperate, yer shes pretty but u live miles away from her. and i bet your making her feel abit preassured lol give her a break Fully backed.Welcome to what happens when a girl joins a forum with 99.9% men on it.3, 2, 1 POUNCE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 POUNCE!!Would be realistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Welcome to Fat Pants, don't you have a boyfriend or am I missing something?Did have See, there should be a guy trouble topic! Dumped me :/Been a week, seeeee, thats why i know what Jack's feeling (:-x- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrex Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 A nice msn conversation with fatty- anyone up for leefest on the 30th? whos going seone? FAT PANTS ™ says:she was showing me her waistANDREX 46 says:did you get a boner?- anyone up for leefest on the 30th? whos going seone? FAT PANTS ™ says:yepBless him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 I don't feel comfortable with her in this thread, I don't want periods or anything messy being in her about 'girl troubles'. I hear bears can smell menstruation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 (edited) lolol.Wait, she's gone offline. You better not have gotten me blocked.HAHA, Fish, winner. Edited August 15, 2008 by Fat Pants™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 I don't feel comfortable with her in this thread, I don't want periods or anything messy being in her about 'girl troubles'. I hear bears can smell menstruation.I don't feel comfortable ahaa!and since when did i ever mention periods? (:you're officially the first guy i've ever heard say 'menstruation'And besides, it's nice to be able to slag off girls from time to time...x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Slagging off girls is what us boys do best. You've just said period too, you've started off the downfall to this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Haha, shit, girls about, don't let her see the discussion about sex whilst on... She'd be disgusted.Infact, just hide most of chit chat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmo =) Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 oh my god fat pant u legend, had to put this up man. did u like my post about u being gay hahaha- anyone up for leefest on the 30th? whos going seone? [c=29]FAT PANTS ™[/c] says:yep- anyone up for leefest on the 30th ? whos going seone? [c=29]FAT PANTS ™[/c] says:she'll know im sensitive- anyone up for leefest on the 30th? whos going seone? [c=29]FAT PANTS ™[/c] says:then she'll rely on me as a shoulder to cry on- anyone up for leefest on the 30th? whos going seone? [c=29]FAT PANTS ™[/c] says:then when she does- anyone up for leefest on the 30th? whos going seone? [c=29]FAT PANTS ™[/c] says:bam- anyone up for leefest on the 30th? whos going seone? [c=29]FAT PANTS ™[/c] says:im in, sex all day- anyone up for leefest on the 30th? whos going seone? [c=29]FAT PANTS ™[/c] says:disclaimer: the above is my true intention.fat pant i actually love you man lol thats great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Cock! I said not my true intention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Be afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 (edited) ' h annah, says (02:00):i dont want a 20.' h annah, says (02:00):they feel too small.- anyone up for leefest on the 30th? whos going seone? FAT PANTS ™ says (02:01):haha- anyone up for leefest on the 30th? whos going seone? FAT PANTS ™ says (02:01):usually have that problem? - anyone up for leefest on the 30th? whos going seone? FAT PANTS ™ says (02:02):e.s.s.a.y.' h annah, says (02:02):that was quite pathetically the worst sexual remark i have ever heard (:1. i dont openly discuss my sex life2. you are practically telling me i sleep with alot of people.3. i have never had a problem with the size of my ex's penis thanks (:damn lads (:EDIT: Boyeddd (: Edited August 15, 2008 by Hannah Shucksmith (: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmo =) Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 (edited) see fat pants, your making her feel awkward god some people theese days dont worry fat pants will try it on with anyone, trust me. but jeez just cuz one girl is on forum everyone jumps at her like a bat out of hell give her a bit of respect lads come on.im an essex lad and im being more respectful then most. Edited August 15, 2008 by Elmo =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Elmo, i'm gonna shoot you down for saying that. You've got the same intentions of everyone else, just trying to go about it a different way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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