Teenage Angst Communal Agony Aunt Thread

[Simon]

[Ducko]

in all fairness,

girls are always just trouble, best to just be single and shag whenever it comes along

[Si-man]

My hands more faithful than any woman, does me well haha

[Spikenipple]

kick her in the tits and tell her she's lucky to be getting any .

Lol that's so f**king harsh

I don't think it would go down well to be honest

[Greetings]

My hands more faithful than any woman, does me well haha

You can probably get a hydromechanical device which will do it better than your hand. Remember - machines were invented to do what we found too tiring.

[Dr. Nick Riviera]

too much breast for one charel to handle.

should i think about investing in another set of hands?

[Greetings]

This is size XS, will it suit your needs?

[Si-man]

sod a machine, would rip it off

[poopipe]

fleshlight ***!!

[the_soon_to_be]

hahahahahahahaha

honestly how sad have you gotta be to shag a torch,

[Si-man]

ask trialsboy560 hahahahahah

[zoo]

I just finished one of me gf's (don't ask why there is multiple) and i feel a bit shitty about doing it...but i think it was for the best,she was just a plain tw*t really not got much to say just wanted tell you that

zoo baby!

[nmt_oli]

Didn't think id be posting in here, but hey I need a bit of advice. Apologies in advance for the long post.

I’m not going to mention any names, as what has happened is strictly between me and this girl, and if certain people found out, there would be a lot of questions for both of us. So for the purposes of this post she will be known as Miss X.

I’ve known her for a couple of years, we met through a group we both attend (the main reason I’m not naming names, they don’t know). She’s had a bf and been in a stable relationship for the past 3 years or so, but for the 6 months-ish before easter she wasn’t getting on as well with him as she had been and it was going a bit stale sexually and non sexually, as far as I am aware.

At Easter I went skiing for 2 weeks with this group, she came too, with her bf. We got along very well, always laughing and joking and even a couple of sly gropes on night’s out- just having a laugh. By the end of the trip we realized we liked each other quite a lot, and talked about it on the last day but weren’t sure what to do.

When we got back we started seeing each other in secret, going round each others houses some evenings. Still all a secret. Things progressed and we were kissing and fondling pretty much every time we met up, she was still with her bf at this point but didn’t want to be, and I was a bit uncomfortable with the situation. Eventually it happened and we slept together, the night before she broke up with him- I’m not proud of this.

We continued seeing each other for a week or two, and then she became unsure of her decision, and tried to go back with him, I respected her decision, but it didn’t work out, she then didn’t want to see me again, which is understandable.

Since then she has been very depressed saying things like she’s ruined her life etc, and she’s not been very friendly to me at all.

She has recently called me a ‘big headed know it all’ and gets pissed off when I leave my msn on and I’m not there (which I frequently do by accident) and left a message saying “are you there? Your not are you. Why do you leave your msn on? Are you hoping you’ll get a message? Well here’s a f*cking message, I don’t like you!”

As you can imagine, I don’t like it when she says things like that, it doesn’t exactly make me feel good about myself.

I don’t quite know why she’s being so hostile towards me, she’s fine when I’m around her in the group, as they don’t know what’s happened, and it would provoke questions. I think she may be blaming me for what’s happened, and yes while I have been involved its not completely my fault! She could have said no and stayed with her ex, I didn’t make her dump him.

Another reason maybe that I hit a nerve by accident while talking to her on msn after her 21st about her party. She had hired a local hall, and had bands playing which was very cool, they were good bands. As none of them had a PA, and the band she knew was low on money she lent them £100 to put towards a PA. they bought a £200 pa system of ebay, which is a nice little system, ideal for practicing, but not quite up too a hall gig. This meant that you couldn’t hear the vocals in any of the songs, and when you could hear them they were very distorted.

I said on msn something like:

Great party, the bands were good, shame I couldn’t hear the lyrics very well though.

She said: why was that?

I said: the Pa wasn’t very good

She goes off on one about how I’m a big headed know it all, not even in a band so what do I know about pa systems blah blah blah

I think I was justified in what I said as I know exactly how much the PA cost, and what its spec was as I had looked it up on ebay (the sad know it all that I am). I also know a fair bit about stage equipment, PA’s and sound stuff as I have helped back stage on various productions sound and lighting, and know the physics behind sound amplification, so I know enough to know a good PA for a bad one! ( I thought it best not to point all of this out, only selected points)

It all ended up in a big argument anyway.

The problem is she’s a really great girl, amazing IMO. Great sense of humour, cute, always has something good to say and is damn good looking (and pretty good in bed), so I still have feelings for her. I don’t know if I would go out with her again right now as it would be awkward ect, but id do care for her and do want to be friends. She doesn’t believe this, and when ever I say I like her, care for her ect she thinks I’m lying.

Is there anything I can do to show I am sorry, and that I care for her. I don’t want it to be too cheesy, but gentlemanly is good. Letter and flowers? Present? Just a letter? I really don’t know. Help me please! I just want her to know the truth and be friends.

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[poopipe]

etc....

erm,

apologise for being a big headed know it all - face to face if she'll let you.

obviously, inside you'll both know you dont really think you're a big headed know it all but she'll appreciate the gesture.

Also, she's gonna be proper spazzed out after ending a 3 year relationship so it's gonna be months before she's ready for anything solid with anyone - wait it out, don't push her too much and theres a fair chance you'll get a hold of her long term eventually.

good luck

[Shaun H]

Wasn't sure where to post this but it seems about right.

My girlfriend won't tell me what's getting her down.

And as such there's little more I can add to this...

Silly girl, if she just told me instead of saying "it doesn't matter blah blah blah" then we could at least talk it through. It's really getting to me because I care for her so much and as she won't tell me what's wrong there's absolutely nothing I can do to help it, not even listen...

[Greetings]

All I can say from past experience is that if you start ignoring the problem, she will tell you all about it straight away. It's lack of interest which triggers off this reaction.

edit: (still a bit drunk) - just say something like "oh well, tell me about it when you're ready" or something like that

Edited July 25, 2006 by Inur

[Lee Cable]

Took a girl out today, emma, IMO shes amazing, went to cinema kissed and cuddled all the way through. Dont remember much of the film. Got home tonight, expecting to find out that we are officially going out. But were not, She said she just wants to be single for a bit longer and stuff. What the hell should i do? Is she just trying to think of a way to ditch me? Please i need some mature answers. I cant be dealing with...Turn gay or some shit. Im really quite upset. What about some of the older guys respond to this?

Edited July 25, 2006 by radical rider

[munkee]

Took a girl out today, emma, IMO shes amazing, went to cinema kissed and cuddled all the way through. Dont remember much of the film. Got home tonight, expecting to find out that we are officially going out. But were not, She said she just wants to be single for a bit longer and stuff. What the hell should i do? Is she just trying to think of a way to ditch me? Please i need some mature answers. I cant be dealing with...Turn gay or some shit. Im really quite upset. What about some of the older guys respond to this?

She's just playing the field, i wouldnt get overly attached because you never know she could be doing the same thing with a couple of guys keeping her options open.

[Lee Cable]

She's just playing the field, i wouldnt get overly attached because you never know she could be doing the same thing with a couple of guys keeping her options open.

Cheers buddy, but what should i do? Give up? PLay hard to get?

[poopipe]

Cheers buddy, but what should i do? Give up? PLay hard to get?

exactly the same as her - take every chance you can to get your knob wet

[Lee Cable]

exactly the same as her - take every chance you can to get your knob wet

Dude, i f**king love you!!

[poopipe]

Dude, i f**king love you!!

here's your first chance

[Lee Cable]

be round in 5....... This is why i come on TF, even when you feel mega low. Someone still makes u smile!

[Matthews]

Took a girl out today, emma, IMO shes amazing, went to cinema kissed and cuddled all the way through. Dont remember much of the film. Got home tonight, expecting to find out that we are officially going out. But were not, She said she just wants to be single for a bit longer and stuff. What the hell should i do? Is she just trying to think of a way to ditch me? Please i need some mature answers. I cant be dealing with...Turn gay or some shit. Im really quite upset. What about some of the older guys respond to this?

Rule one: Always leave them wanting more.............

[Lawnmowerman]

This is my ex trying to get me to speak to her. f**kin thick f**ker!!

y the f**k u being like this with me ever since we broke up u have been

a

rite dick to me and i have done nothing wrong 2 u and laura just wants

to

get in your pants that is all she wants and i dont c y we cant be mates

it

is just bc off abby it is always to do with her now no wounder your ex

bird

bumped u be u r a rite dick i dont me to me nasty but it is true and i

dont

care about u any more but i still had feeling for u but no more and it

was

more than acid in my stoach i just could be bothered tell her all a

bout it

but u dont care about me any more so dont worrie i just wanted to talk

to u

bc u was the only person i could realy talk to but never mind now

write back please

Me:

Can you not have an adult conversation without calling me a dick etc? Of course its always to do with Abby, she's my girlfriend and I love her.

And no, Laura doesn't want to get in my pants, I'm actually going out with Abby, Laura and Ricky tomorrow for a meal. I don't even fancy her ffs.

And no, I'm not a "rite dick".

If you don't have feelings for me anymore stop txting me .

What was wrong with you then? Would you like to hear how wonderful my life has been since we broke up? Like my mum having surgery, me doing my knee again, me loosing my job, my brother going to war, oh and all my family moving away again so I'll be left alone in Blackpool. The world doesn't revolve around you.

Oh and you treating me like shit for basically our whole relationship and trying to make me choose between you and my best mate (haha) is doing nothing wrong?

Try and treat your next boyfriend with a little more respect.

Argh I f**kin hate her!