Davey Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Why not just metaphorically kick the metaphoric door down?because then the only room I'd see is a jail cellThis morning I was swaying towards number 2, now I'm more for number 1, I just can't decide. I'd be so gutted if I went for 2 and nothing happened, but I do like a challenge, I pride myself on conquering the unconquerable.Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 I personally don't mind not entering the room when the door is a good enough example. No kicking down doors you sick people! Unless it let's one hinge come off and incinuates that it'd quite like to be kicked down in a playful manner.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 (edited) I personally don't mind not entering the room when the door is a good enough example.Which door are you on about?If its the back door, then, leave it be.If it's the front door, and the front door looks nice, well you should know in a house with a nice door you're bound to find a 40" plasma TV and a 7.1 home cinema system, so why leave it be? Edited July 29, 2008 by Revolver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 (edited) Which door are you on about?If its the back door, then, leave it be.If it's the front door, and the front door looks nice, well you should know in a house with a nice door you're bound to find a 40" plasma TV and a 7.1 home cinema system, so why leave it be?if you're not going to read the original sentences where i got the words we're using from Davey, then you're lining yourself up to look silly davey, if you dont go for number 2 then i'll be severely disappointed. i'm under the thumb these days, and would love to have the choice you've got yourself and it's number 2 all the way. Number 1 will always be there by the sounds of it.. Edited July 29, 2008 by Pocket Rocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 (edited) if you're not going to read the original sentences where i got the words we're using from Davey, then you're lining yourself up to look silly I probably am lolIf girl number 1 is happy to meet him in the room, but has a worse door,and girl number 2 is has a better door but may not let him in, then what's inside that room will be > what's inside room 1.and...knowing that that's the case, you've got to at least try to get in room 2, rather than just look at the door.*hides* Edited July 29, 2008 by Revolver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 I probably am lolIf girl number 1 is happy to meet him in the room, but has a worse door,and girl number 2 is has a better door but may not let him in, then what's inside that room will be > what's inside room 1.and...knowing that that's the case, you've got to at least try to get in room 2, rather than just look at the door.*hides*there aren't 2 rooms. there's one room which is depraved acts which i would assume include all manner of dodgy stuff knowing davey's involved. the "doors" are the act of more "normal" sex, one of which is of better quality than the other. It's a pretty shite way of describing it, but that's just how it evolved. You were pretty close and i think that the metaphors need killing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 You were pretty close and i think that the metaphors need killing.Yes.Sex with hot girl beats sex with less hot girlKinky sex with hot girl, whilst there being less chance of it, will beat kinky sex with less hot girl.It's whether Davey thinks sex with hot girl > kinky sex with less hot girl, or if he can be arsed with the challenge with hot girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 sex with hot girl > kinky sex with less hot girlthis = trueor if he can be arsed with the challenge with hot girl.this should= no brainer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 if you're not going to read the original sentences where i got the words we're using from Davey, then you're lining yourself up to look silly davey, if you dont go for number 2 then i'll be severely disappointed. i'm under the thumb these days, and would love to have the choice you've got yourself and it's number 2 all the way. Number 1 will always be there by the sounds of it..You've stumbled upon a very good argument there, number 1 can be saved for a rainy day (you can't imagine the irony of that sentence given the things she's into). I think I'll go for number 2 and work my charm, it'll be well worth it!Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 this = truethis should= no brainer.Absolutely.Problem solved, davey davey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 You've stumbled upon a very good argument there, number 1 can be saved for a rainy day (you can't imagine the irony of that sentence given the things she's into). I think I'll go for number 2 and work my charm, it'll be well worth it!Daveymmm, watersports..... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Absolutely.Problem solved, davey davey.Haha, was that a subtle reference to my problem page thread? I enjoyed that, thanks Yep, I have decided that normal "sex with hottest girl ever > kinky sex with less hot girl" on this occasion. On another day I may have thought differently, especially if I was in the mood for something really mother-upsetting! I'll save that for another day!Daveymmm, watersports..... lolIf we're gonna have that conversation we'd best have it over PMDavey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Hmm, depends what mood I'm in, I'd often rather meet them in the room, better than trying to get in and finding the door is locked, and sometimes even having to knock in the first place is a little offputting. But if the door is good looking enough maybe you don't need to go into the room. That's what we're trying to establish!DaveyMost girls round by me can't even afford a door.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Most girls round by me can't even afford a door..If you're being metaphorical then I'm not sure what you mean, lol........ they can't afford underwear perhaps?!? If so that's no bad thing!Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 If you're being metaphorical then I'm not sure what you mean, lol........ they can't afford underwear perhaps?!? If so that's no bad thing!DaveyIt is if they're fat and rabid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 (edited) It is if they're fat and rabid.Well the birds down my way look like this:So if they can't afford underwear I'm not gonna complain!Davey Edited July 29, 2008 by Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 (edited) Well the birds down my way look like this:So if they can't afford underwear I'm not gonna complain!Daveybejesus.Maybe we could go round her house and hide her knickers, so she has no choice. Edited July 29, 2008 by Revolver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 (edited) DAVEY. Do you realize what else was in that photobucket?!Photos now removed due to; some of the men on this forum don't like girls... I'm kind of jealous - a lot now. I hate you Edited July 29, 2008 by Hendrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Davey, is that door yours?A wise investment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 (edited) JL-B8?Looks waaaaaay young...But, hey, she can't be. Edited July 29, 2008 by anzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 (edited) DAVEY. Do you realize what else was in that photobucket?!I'm kind of jealous - a lot now. I hate you How did you get those, can everyone access my photobucket now or something, lol, or did I post those on here ages ago and you saved them Davey Edited July 29, 2008 by Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 (edited) I have skillz, all I'm gonna say Sorry, but I have to post this.Too late.Is that you?! Edited July 29, 2008 by Hendrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 I have skillz, all I'm gonna say I'm sure they've all been posted on here at some point so it's fine, lol!And yes, I have been through all of their doors!Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 I wish I lived in Essex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 You only have to take off the picture name from the URL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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