Towler Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 I'm single and ain't had sex in 3/4 weeks and it sucks arse...Apparently birds don't like being used as objects, slags. I'm not happy....wow wow wow, get your ass up to Aberdeen and along to Banchory!!!! HAWT! sexy timeIf you cant get it on with her... Ben will be a true Scottish Mucker and take one for the team! Dibs it being Ben! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnyMilton Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 (edited) I'm single and ain't had sex in 3/4 weeks and it sucks arse...Apparently birds don't like being used as objects, slags. I'm not happy.Rob, I have a chat upline that is bound to work, What you do is you grab a girls breast, then as she turns around and says 'What the f*ck?'you say, 'Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag!'then she will laugh and you will get Sexed up, or it could go horrible wrong, and get punched in the face, and probaly get done for sexual harrasment...Either way its worth a try... Edited July 28, 2008 by JohnyMilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Just shagged a girl who was on the blob. It got messy and it's a proper turn off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 You needed go that far to find that out Joe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 It's an aquired taste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Taste of sucess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 (edited) It's f**king rank. I ran to the toilet and cleaned up with my eyes closed. All I could imagine was tomato puree.Edit: Ooooh, and I text mat and told him and he rang me and shouted something like 'mate you're f**king diiiiiiiiiiiiiiirt' or something and she was standing right next to me, pretty sure she heard. Edited July 28, 2008 by Poisson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 It is tighter and more sensitive...Apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 It is rotten when you pull out and the build up of sauce is round the base of your head...Definitely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 It's grim, but you're one step closer to becoming a wing commander Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 You're all girls. A little bit of blob action doesn't do anyone any harm (except people with a cut on their knob shagging someone with some form of blood parasite or something), and if you can't do that then how on earth are you going to man up and get your brown wings? I just look down and I'm pleased it's not my blood. Oh yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Mmmm, the old pork sword, sloshing about in all that liquidised uterus lining.No, I don't want it coming out looking like I've just been shafting a pig liver specimen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 At the very start or end maybe, but full-on blob action? No thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 The past 9 or 10 posters above...you're all going to hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 YUP....agree with anzo......not because you might of done it, just because of the way you have discussed it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 (edited) So not going to hell. Sexual relations with a woman "on the blob" is actually the earliest form of contraception, so all you condom users can thank people like me (but thousands of years ago) for fun sex without the worry of kids edit: the above is all bollocks but it's been fun anyway. The most problem I've had is right at the beginning or end of the period and it's a tad unnerving but nothing to be such a girl about Edited July 29, 2008 by Pocket Rocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Ive done it i screamed and ran in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 (edited) EDITED SO IT DOESNT GET DELETED:I've done it, doesn't bother me, if you imagine it's her lady juice and she's just climaxing everywhere then it's quite horny. I like it messy anyway though, if you havne't got to wash the sheets and wipe down the walls afterwards then you havne't done it rightSpeaking as a man who has his brown wings already, I wouldn't focus on it too much, it's really not all that. Yeah it's fun, and a bit kinky (if that's all you can think of) but essentially no different do just doing it doggy style in the regular entrance, plus there's always the risk........ well you know!Anyway, I have a girl problem, I need help making a decision. I got a free day and naturally I'm gonna spend it partaking in sexual activities with a lady. But I have two options and not sure which to go with.Girl number 1: Proper up for anything, loves it, guaranteed action and lots of very rude stuff, all that good stuff that I love. However, she's not the hottest girl in the world. She's fit and has all the right bits, but not a stunner, bit bigger than I'd like really.Girl number 2: Most gorgeous creature on gods earth, every little bit of her is perfection, she's small, pert, just literally gob smackingly sexy, AND she's sent me naked pics in the past which is usually a good indicator that she'll put out. However, I have a feeling that in person she's actually gonna be shy and it's possible that coitus may not be achieved, but if it was I could say my life was fulfilled and happily die the next day!So, which do I go for? The reason I'm confused is that sex for me is 50% aesthetics and 50% depravity, and each girl has one but not the other going for her, and before you say it both is not an option, there's about 100 miles between them, and I like to take my time!Davey Edited July 29, 2008 by Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 (edited) Daveygo for girl number 2. At least then you have the possibility that when you do get her in the sack she'll be as depraved as no.1 but with the good looks to boot! And if it doesn't happen then you've at least given it a go and there's always tomorrow right? Edited July 29, 2008 by Pocket Rocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 go for girl number 2. At least then you have the possibility that when you do get her in the sack she'll be as depraved as no.1 but with the good looks to boot! And if it doesn't happen then you've at least given it a go and there's always tomorrow right?I know for a fact she won't be as depraved as number one, frankly very few people are, she might be up for a bit of a giggle but I don't think she's really done much stuff out of the ordinary before, I'm planning on teaching her a thing or two!Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 I know for a fact she won't be as depraved as number one, frankly very few people are, she might be up for a bit of a giggle but I don't think she's really done much stuff out of the ordinary before, I'm planning on teaching her a thing or two!Daveyisn't that even more fun than getting with someone who's already there? From my experience I've gotta say that I'd rather show someone the door and let them walk through it than meet them in the room.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 isn't that even more fun than getting with someone who's already there? From my experience I've gotta say that I'd rather show someone the door and let them walk through it than meet them in the room..Hmm, depends what mood I'm in, I'd often rather meet them in the room, better than trying to get in and finding the door is locked, and sometimes even having to knock in the first place is a little offputting. But if the door is good looking enough maybe you don't need to go into the room. That's what we're trying to establish!Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Why not just metaphorically kick the metaphoric door down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant_hundley Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Why not just metaphorically kick the metaphoric door down?is that metaphorically suggesting rape? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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