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Has anyone here seen a random girl(that you think is a hottie & would like to talk to) out in public and went up to her and started a conversation? I have done this before but was wondering if others have. Did it work out? Did you get her number?

Has anyone else tried this method?

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Has anyone here seen a random girl(that you think is a hottie & would like to talk to) out in public and went up to her and started a conversation? I have done this before but was wondering if others have. Did it work out? Did you get her number?
No, never!

Fuuuuck that!!

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Has anyone here seen a random girl(that you think is a hottie & would like to talk to) out in public and went up to her and started a conversation? I have done this before but was wondering if others have. Did it work out? Did you get her number?

Yeah, I've tried this a few times, with varied success. Bearing in mind I rate success as the likelihood of it leading to coitus, so I couldn't comment on whether it's a good way to start a meaningful relationship.

One girl I went up to in the local town centre, just asked for her number then started chatting over text. Met up a few times..................... no "success".

Another girl I saw at a gig, got her number, sent a few cheeky texts, then met up regularly for about the next 3 months.................... lots of very good "success" including one time when she invited her friend to have "success" with us, so we all had "success" with each other in the back of my car. I never did wash those seats!

Davey

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Another girl I saw at a gig, got her number, sent a few cheeky texts, then met up regularly for about the next 3 months.................... lots of very good "success" including one time when she invited her friend to have "success" with us, so we all had "success" with each other in the back of my car. I never did wash those seats!

haha legend!

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Another girl I saw at a gig, got her number, sent a few cheeky texts, then met up regularly for about the next 3 months.................... lots of very good "success" including one time when she invited her friend to have "success" with us, so we all had "success" with each other in the back of my car. I never did wash those seats!

What was the male:female "success" ratio?

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Get rid of that bitch, she needs a kick a tits. She clearly doesnt value you as much as you do her so drag it out.

Pull your tampon out and man tha f**k up.

shes clearly a f**king hoe, and i guranntee shes gonna cheat on you again, just dump that bitch and get over it.

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Hey dude. Yeah, it's been a while, good to be back though!

Davey

Where've you been you slag

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Her friends name was Hannah, I hope that clears things up.

Davey

now that you've said that, it almost looks like you've got a faceless picture of her on your back in your avatar? Then again, I have very bad eyesight.

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now that you've said that, it almost looks like you've got a faceless picture of her on your back in your avatar? Then again, I have very bad eyesight.

Yes, very bad indeed, they are wings, lol. I'm not in the habbit of spending 7 hours in pain to get a tattoo of a girl I met once for a few hours, haha, why on earth would you think that?

Davey

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Yes, very bad indeed, they are wings, lol. I'm not in the habbit of spending 7 hours in pain to get a tattoo of a girl I met once for a few hours, haha, why on earth would you think that?

Davey

haha, i was only mucking about - but if you ever get bored of the wings you know you'll be able to turn it into a portrait and at least one person wont be able to tell (Y)

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I sincerely hope it was two girls one Davey.

It was, but never under-estimate the entertainment value of a spit roast. Don't get me wrong, I may like shopping and know what an empire line is but I'm not gay. It's the depravity level of the girl in the middle that's the good bit, and the potential for over-the-girls-back high fives (Y)!

Davey

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It was, but never under-estimate the entertainment value of a spit roast. Don't get me wrong, I may like shopping and know what an empire line is but I'm not gay. It's the depravity level of the girl in the middle that's the good bit, and the potential for over-the-girls-back high fives (Y)!

Davey

bit more difficult in a car than FFM though ;)

Nothing wrong with MMF as long as you're not going with vag and anal penetration at the same time - penises rubbing together is not my definition of hot.

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bit more difficult in a car than FFM though ;)

Nothing wrong with MMF as long as you're not going with vag and anal penetration at the same time - penises rubbing together is not my definition of hot.

I still think the filth element would over-ride it, as long as she had a 3rd one in her mouth, it's only hot if she's literally full.

Anyway, let's not talk about this anymore, just look what happened to the missus thread, I'm so glad I wasn't here or I'd have probably been responsible!

Davey

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I still think the filth element would over-ride it, as long as she had a 3rd one in her mouth, it's only hot if she's literally full.

Anyway, let's not talk about this anymore, just look what happened to the missus thread, I'm so glad I wasn't here or I'd have probably been responsible!

Davey

i was trying to work out how the film with that orange haired bird and bruce willis set in the future had anything to do with that subject, but then i realised it said filth.

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Righto, I have a problem with a girl that I got caught doing the 'Naughty Naughty' with(awhile ago), the person that caught me doing this act was the young ladies mum...now I bet your think, 'Thats not that bad!', well it is because young ladies mother was my english teacher, now I knew that girls mum was my english teacher...but I didnt expect her to walk in on me, on doing what can only be descibed as the 'Tangled Spider', now the backlash to this is that my english teacher, she tryed getting me moved classes(which happened), and hse really dilikes me, as I can image, after seeing me doing the 'bad game' with her daughter...

but now after the whole event me and hannah want to make things work, so should we try work things between us or accept her mum wants my balls?

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Righto, I have a problem with a girl that I got caught doing the 'Naughty Naughty' with(awhile ago), the person that caught me doing this act was the young ladies mum...now I bet your think, 'Thats not that bad!', well it is because young ladies mother was my english teacher, now I knew that girls mum was my english teacher...but I didnt expect her to walk in on me, on doing what can only be descibed as the 'Tangled Spider', now the backlash to this is that my english teacher, she tryed getting me moved classes(which happened), and hse really dilikes me, as I can image, after seeing me doing the 'bad game' with her daughter...

but now after the whole event me and hannah want to make things work, so should we try work things between us or accept her mum wants my balls?

with all the careful sidestepping around the fact you were f**king her daughter, i'm suprised you allowed yourself to incinuate that her mum wants a bit of your pink oboe...

but yes, if you want to make things work with this girl then you probably need to chat to the mum about what happened, and hopefully earn the respect that you're not just there for the sex. that will take a LONG time, but it'll be worth it right?

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Yeah, I've tried this a few times, with varied success. Bearing in mind I rate success as the likelihood of it leading to coitus, so I couldn't comment on whether it's a good way to start a meaningful relationship.

One girl I went up to in the local town centre, just asked for her number then started chatting over text. Met up a few times..................... no "success".

Another girl I saw at a gig, got her number, sent a few cheeky texts, then met up regularly for about the next 3 months.................... lots of very good "success" including one time when she invited her friend to have "success" with us, so we all had "success" with each other in the back of my car. I never did wash those seats!

Davey

it doesnt count at a gig then, cos ive done that many a time...

actually i walked up to a random girl in bowling, i was drunk though, but that worked..

It was, but never under-estimate the entertainment value of a spit roast. Don't get me wrong, I may like shopping and know what an empire line is but I'm not gay. It's the depravity level of the girl in the middle that's the good bit, and the potential for over-the-girls-back high fives (Y)!

Davey

i belive that specific manover is reconised as a "eiffel tower"

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with all the careful sidestepping around the fact you were f**king her daughter, i'm suprised you allowed yourself to incinuate that her mum wants a bit of your pink oboe...

but yes, if you want to make things work with this girl then you probably need to chat to the mum about what happened, and hopefully earn the respect that you're not just there for the sex. that will take a LONG time, but it'll be worth it right?

I'l just state that the mum doesnt want my balls in a good, she wants them in a bad way(which tends to be the kind of thing I like...if you know what I mean;))

Il try making it work, the sex is good and shes great so I'l try my hardest to make the mum like me again! haha!

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