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hey char, just got my mail do u wanan go out again

hey char mums just got home so what about tmoz nite

hey char got some new messages on my space are you free tnite

hey char just went for a shower and some aliens stole my phone and switched it off thort umay have called, is next week good for you...

dont take advice from fatty

No, something like; hey, me and some mates are going to a pub tonight, wanna come?

Or, hey, just seen <film> has come out, wanna join me?

etc. Don't be gay.

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aye she was f**king hot.

shes away atm, but i can see me trying to get back with her, gonna be f**king hard though we nearly got together a while ago, but shes convinced i cheated on her *i didnt though*

Ive got her on msn, one reason she will never get back with you is cause i showed her those pics you sent me :P and the video ;) Sorry man :P

Edit: i nearly forgot this

ben: dave ive had more sex than you've had hot drinks

dave: i dont drink hot drinks unless you count drinking your own jaculation as hot

that mgiht be another reason love ;)

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Ive got her on msn, one reason she will never get back with you is cause i showed her those pics you sent me :P and the video ;) Sorry man :P

Edit: i nearly forgot this

ben: dave ive had more sex than you've had hot drinks

dave: i dont drink hot drinks unless you count drinking your own jaculation as hot

that mgiht be another reason love ;)

harshest man in the world mr ben leacock

funiest person in the world also ben leacock

so harsh yet soo funny

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My ex is spreading old shit about me everywhere... she posted it on every friend page of this networking site..

There is nothing I can do about it and I'm feeling so f**kin bad now...

I can't believe how she can do this without feeling guilty.. it's inhuman.

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My ex is spreading old shit about me everywhere... she posted it on every friend page of this networking site..

There is nothing I can do about it and I'm feeling so f**kin bad now...

I can't believe how she can do this without feeling guilty.. it's inhuman.

Ahh man :\ dont get how people can suddenly just not care like that, especially if you havent done anything to her, judging from your posts in here it doesnt seem like it :(

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Do the same about her, make her feel so small.

That would make me just as bad as her, I would never do something like that (yep I'm a soft guy :P ).

Called a friend and had a good talk with her about it since I felt so shitty, feeling a bit better now.

Also reported my ex´s post on the site, so hopefully they will be deleted before alot of people get to see them. Thanks for your help guys :)

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Wow, you're pretty soft towards girls. Respect.

Funny that I get respect fro this, most guys call me a sissy for it :P

Heres a shocker, shes cheating on me again :o

ive done f**k all wrong, shes allways on about how over the last few weeks ive disapointed her cause i come in late from rides...

tells me shes allways just waiting for me, considering what ive just read, shes just been with this other lad.

f**kING BINT

i really thought it was working aswell.

message from the lad to her...

im writeing this, as your asleep in my bed:) you look beautiful sleeping, i loveee youuu soo much baby(L)(L)(L) forever and ever:) x

had some bother with this lad before aswell, hes a mouthy little fanny <_<

actually in the mood to go find the f**ker right now ...

gutter.

Don't understand where she gets the guts to be mad at you while she is seeing an other guy at the same time..

Really starting to think that girls are missing the part in the human brain to feel the guilt emotion. Maybe thats the part that comes out everytime they're on a period. Anyway, you should confront her that your aware that she is seeing an other guy and then dump the f**k out of her. That will hurt alot more than physical pain.

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Aye its ridiculous man, i would have never done anything like that to her :(

actually gutted :(

ahh mate, wouldnt waste time on her feeling gutted. Just confront her about it and get rid, shes obviously not trustworthy so just make her someone else's problem :)

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message from the lad to her...

im writeing this, as your asleep in my bed:) you look beautiful sleeping, i loveee youuu soo much baby(L)(L)(L) forever and ever:) x

had some bother with this lad before aswell, hes a mouthy little fanny <_<

actually in the mood to go find the f**ker right now ...

gutter.

He sounds like a f**kin' douche. I'd be tempted to do "something" (although exactly what I'll never know...).

EDIT: WRT girl trouble, my missus is getting better and better at allowing me to fit her in around other stuff rather than just whinging. She's brilliant.

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He sounds like a f**kin' douche. I'd be tempted to do "something" (although exactly what I'll never know...).

Well guys think with their dicks, its a given that he'll poke whatever he gets, if he knows that she was taken then he should get no less than a brick through his window with a 'next time it'll be rag an petrol' note attached, that'll take care of that but she's the one who has a conscience so properly c**t her up.

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Well guys think with their dicks, its a given that he'll poke whatever he gets, if he knows that she was taken then he should get no less than a brick through his window with a 'next time it'll be rag an petrol' note attached, that'll take care of that but she's the one who has a conscience so properly c**t her up.

Perfect.

Bold bit is my exact reasoning for things like this... If he didn't know, f**k the girl up, if he did, f**k em both up.

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