Fixed Pants™ Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 hey char, just got my mail do u wanan go out again hey char mums just got home so what about tmoz nite hey char got some new messages on my space are you free tnite hey char just went for a shower and some aliens stole my phone and switched it off thort umay have called, is next week good for you... dont take advice from fatty No, something like; hey, me and some mates are going to a pub tonight, wanna come? Or, hey, just seen <film> has come out, wanna join me? etc. Don't be gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 (edited) aye she was f**king hot. shes away atm, but i can see me trying to get back with her, gonna be f**king hard though we nearly got together a while ago, but shes convinced i cheated on her *i didnt though* Ive got her on msn, one reason she will never get back with you is cause i showed her those pics you sent me and the video Sorry man Edit: i nearly forgot this ben: dave ive had more sex than you've had hot drinks dave: i dont drink hot drinks unless you count drinking your own jaculation as hot that mgiht be another reason love Edited June 25, 2008 by BenLeacock™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Semen is no laughing matter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bollo you ball-bag Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Ive got her on msn, one reason she will never get back with you is cause i showed her those pics you sent me and the video Sorry man Edit: i nearly forgot this ben: dave ive had more sex than you've had hot drinks dave: i dont drink hot drinks unless you count drinking your own jaculation as hot that mgiht be another reason love harshest man in the world mr ben leacock funiest person in the world also ben leacock so harsh yet soo funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 harshest man in the world mr ben leacock funiest person in the world also ben leacock so harsh yet soo funny i didnt really tell her/add her ... BUT DAVE DID SAY THAT LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 I just counted... this girls text me 62 times with no reply..... don't listen to Fatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgnoseat Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 My ex is spreading old shit about me everywhere... she posted it on every friend page of this networking site.. There is nothing I can do about it and I'm feeling so f**kin bad now... I can't believe how she can do this without feeling guilty.. it's inhuman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Winton. Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 My ex is spreading old shit about me everywhere... she posted it on every friend page of this networking site.. There is nothing I can do about it and I'm feeling so f**kin bad now... I can't believe how she can do this without feeling guilty.. it's inhuman. Ahh man :\ dont get how people can suddenly just not care like that, especially if you havent done anything to her, judging from your posts in here it doesnt seem like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Do the same about her, make her feel so small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgnoseat Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Do the same about her, make her feel so small. That would make me just as bad as her, I would never do something like that (yep I'm a soft guy ). Called a friend and had a good talk with her about it since I felt so shitty, feeling a bit better now. Also reported my ex´s post on the site, so hopefully they will be deleted before alot of people get to see them. Thanks for your help guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Get very drunk and do it. It will make you feel so big and make her look like a twat. Win/win situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgnoseat Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Get very drunk and do it. It will make you feel so big and make her look like a twat. Win/win situation. I don't drink I think it will feel more of an accomplishment if I can resist myself to sink to her level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Wow, you're pretty soft towards girls. Respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 aye she was f**king hot. shes away atm, but i can see me trying to get back with her, gonna be f**king hard though we nearly got together a while ago, but shes convinced i cheated on her *i didnt though* Picssssssssssssssssss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Winton. Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 (edited) . Edited May 11, 2020 by Mike Winton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgnoseat Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Wow, you're pretty soft towards girls. Respect. Funny that I get respect fro this, most guys call me a sissy for it Heres a shocker, shes cheating on me again ive done f**k all wrong, shes allways on about how over the last few weeks ive disapointed her cause i come in late from rides... tells me shes allways just waiting for me, considering what ive just read, shes just been with this other lad. f**kING BINT i really thought it was working aswell. message from the lad to her... im writeing this, as your asleep in my bed:) you look beautiful sleeping, i loveee youuu soo much baby(L)(L)(L) forever and ever:) x had some bother with this lad before aswell, hes a mouthy little fanny actually in the mood to go find the f**ker right now ... gutter. Don't understand where she gets the guts to be mad at you while she is seeing an other guy at the same time.. Really starting to think that girls are missing the part in the human brain to feel the guilt emotion. Maybe thats the part that comes out everytime they're on a period. Anyway, you should confront her that your aware that she is seeing an other guy and then dump the f**k out of her. That will hurt alot more than physical pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Winton. Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 (edited) . Edited May 11, 2020 by Mike Winton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Aye its ridiculous man, i would have never done anything like that to her actually gutted ahh mate, wouldnt waste time on her feeling gutted. Just confront her about it and get rid, shes obviously not trustworthy so just make her someone else's problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 f**k that, give her a black eye. Cheeky bitch moaning at you for riding while she's sucking some other guys cock. She need's some facial disfiguration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 (edited) message from the lad to her... im writeing this, as your asleep in my bed:) you look beautiful sleeping, i loveee youuu soo much baby(L)(L)(L) forever and ever:) x had some bother with this lad before aswell, hes a mouthy little fanny actually in the mood to go find the f**ker right now ... gutter. He sounds like a f**kin' douche. I'd be tempted to do "something" (although exactly what I'll never know...). EDIT: WRT girl trouble, my missus is getting better and better at allowing me to fit her in around other stuff rather than just whinging. She's brilliant. Edited June 26, 2008 by Shaun H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 He sounds like a f**kin' douche. I'd be tempted to do "something" (although exactly what I'll never know...). Well guys think with their dicks, its a given that he'll poke whatever he gets, if he knows that she was taken then he should get no less than a brick through his window with a 'next time it'll be rag an petrol' note attached, that'll take care of that but she's the one who has a conscience so properly c**t her up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Fried Rice Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Girls are wired up wrong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Winton. Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 LMAO the plans have cheered me up if anything, going to get the f**ker either way, fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Spread lies rumours about how she has an std, guarenteed to ruin her life for at least a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Well guys think with their dicks, its a given that he'll poke whatever he gets, if he knows that she was taken then he should get no less than a brick through his window with a 'next time it'll be rag an petrol' note attached, that'll take care of that but she's the one who has a conscience so properly c**t her up. Perfect. Bold bit is my exact reasoning for things like this... If he didn't know, f**k the girl up, if he did, f**k em both up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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