Token Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Met like the sexiest, hottest, sweetest girl..... in mayteWhat's the trouble then you burke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Nothing.... but its a trouble... cos..... na f**k it its all gurrrd in the hood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Well get the f**k out of here then. I want to read some dirt, not some good shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Sorry did i stop you getting off to the period storys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Almost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted May 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Silly bynt at the moment, revising instead of seeing me..... tsk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Silly bynt at the moment, revising instead of seeing me..... tskYeah join the club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Why is it... the good ones are either taken.. or a best mates ex?!She's fit... got huge "eyes"... and an amazing body!What should I do ??Also, I don't wanna leave my gf just yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Why is it... the good ones are either taken.. or a best mates ex?!Also, I don't wanna leave my gf just yet!Best mates ex's are waayyyy out of bounds, unless you don't value your best mate much...Also if you already have a gf, then stop being so damn greedy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Winton. Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Best mates ex's are waayyyy out of bounds, unless you don't value your best mate much...Also if you already have a gf, then stop being so damn greedy!Yeah especially if they arent his ex yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Yeah especially if they arent his ex yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Winton. Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 (edited) . Edited May 11, 2020 by Mike Winton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 broke up AGAIN its ridic we have like 1 day break ups i dont know if its different this time but im sick of it, i also thinks hes cheating on me anyway.LIFES BADDDDDDDDDDDWrong thread buddy...I almost wish I wouldn't have to talk to my girlfriend again until I finish exams next Thursday. She's really hacking me off with her constant moooaaannnning about not seeing me and me not letting her come round and waste my revision time all weekend.But at the same time I miss her intensely. Wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Winton. Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Wrong thread buddy...I almost wish I wouldn't have to talk to my girlfriend again until I finish exams next Thursday. She's really hacking me off with her constant moooaaannnning about not seeing me and me not letting her come round and waste my revision time all weekend.But at the same time I miss her intensely. Wank.LMAO yeah its a SHE !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 New girl on scene keeps seeing her ex, shes probly f**king him but i dont care to be honesti wanan jib her off but shes so dam hot and makes me cry with joy when she nails me.i dnt know what to do lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted May 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Yeah join the club.Consider it done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 "We need to talk" "ok?" "Can't see you though, msn?" "Right if you want to talk its either by phone or meeting, sorry " "Ok forget it x" "oki" Women heh, bless them. Think i'm beginning to travel down the not caring path which would be amazing, as at the end of that path is the getting over path, woop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 I was just having a little spy on my girlfriends email acount and i found loads of emails from a guy that looks like he´s trying to pull her, they met each other in a camp last summer in america by the looks of it. He sends her these really gay emails talking about his feelings look at what he says: " After our conversation today I felt sad that you didn't know that you are one of my favourite people in the whole world to talk to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't ever forget that Juli." "I have many friends in many places but I only make the effort with a selected few. I know this may seem arrogant and maybe it is but my Dad once told me that you should be able to count your 'real' friends on one hand....I am a big believer in this. I would hope to count u amongst one of my 'real' friends." "I know this probably sounds sad, but I think of you nearly everyday." What a f**king gay lord with all his cheesy emails hes 5 years older than her aswell f**king pedo the bad thing is that she believes everything he says, hes either telling the truth and is f**king gay boy or is just trying to use all these "romantic"or whatever you wanna call it emails to get her knickers down. The good thing is, is that he lives in england far away from here. arrrrr i think this should be in the angry thread!! I´m not gonna say anything to her at the moment i´ll keep reading the emails and see what happens. Nothing will probablly happen i just get gelous too easily. i dont usually post these sort of things on here but i just needed to let it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 I think my missus is gonna leave me. She's avoiding my calls, and texts.. AND... when I drive over, she doesn't answer the door, even though I saw she was in. Which was when the Cambelt went. :'( Dear god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 She's fit... got huge "eyes"... and an amazing body! Call her Nemo and ask to use a paper bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Call her Nemo and ask to use a paper bag? NOT, this kind of huge eyes This Kind lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 I couldnt hit that womans belly button though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bondy Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Not a girl problem, but its about a girl and i have a problem so it counts Anyway, girl im seeing (only for a couple of weeks at the moment though), its her bday on saturday (i swear she said it was march though ) anyway, what the hell do i buy her, dont want to go for any of the stuff like flowers, chocolates n all that bollox, plus how much do you spend, as its not as though ive been with her for years and are going to burn a whole in my poor student wallet on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted May 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Take her out? Your treat. Nothing fancy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Take her out? Your treat. Nothing fancy Pizzhut buffet, motherf**ker. Then tell her if she doesn't "eat a least 5 pizzas she is a greedy bitch", and that you "wish you had just given her the money because theres no f**king point if you dont gourge yourself into a cholesterol induced coma." Get up, throw the remains of your pizza at her, and walk out. Leaving her to foot the bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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