Token Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Fatty grow some f**king bollox you wet tissue.Take this for instance, was in Crete on holiday with my sister up until last night, she gave me shit last night so I left the hotel at 4:00am without her knowing an came home (also without telling her), guess she's pretty f**ked on her own but if women give it out they've got to expect a f**king great kick in the axe wound in return. Don't put up with her shit an tell her how it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 This thread is pathetic, every other post mentioning a coat hanger or some other immature shite, seriously grow up. I know of people who have had miscarriages and it really isnt a laughing matter, you'll say it to the wrong person one day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Im actually shitting my pants, ive never been this scared of anything in all my life.ever. everevr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted May 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Stop talking about it on here and go and do something about it then.Then you can give yourself some of those 'Kool' points Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 what the f**k am i supposed to do you bellend?she lives like an hour away aswell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted May 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Talk with her rather then us, what the f**k are we going to do. I've got no idea what to do because I haven't been in your situation as putting on a condom isnt difficult for me.You'll get suggestions to use a coat hanger from people on here and thats about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 relax Dave - you've got 9 months to change your name and build yourself a new life somewhere sunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 (edited) Talk with her rather then us, what the f**k are we going to do. I've got no idea what to do because I haven't been in your situation as putting on a condom isnt difficult for me.You'll get suggestions to use a coat hanger from people on here and thats about it.it broke you f**king inbred.edit sorry for that but can undersatnd why im a little tense, she wont let me go see her yet. Edited May 15, 2008 by Davetrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 chill dave, hard time but chill.rather than the antagonistic comments flowing from some other avenues in this thread at the moment, here's some food for thought:- has she taken a test? (obvious but might as well check)- can you be sure it was you? (difficult one, but worth a check)- why wont she let you see her? - would she keep it?- could this be (and I know this is harsh) a way of getting your attention back? I know you were having trouble for a while and some girls are f**ked up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 she hasnt even had a test yet, bu theres too mnay things pointing to itjonny broke a while ago, but shes 10 days late and her stomach hurts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 she hasnt even had a test yet, bu theres too mnay things pointing to itjonny broke a while ago, but shes 10 days late and her stomach hurts jeeez and I was crapping it when my GF was 4 days late, it came on day 5 though But yea, sure its yours?and would she keep it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 stomach hurting could be thats shes just starting her period. theres still a fairly large chance she isnt im gna say. Just make her take a test! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 yea, no need to worry until she's got the test done mate. get it done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 If the condom split, why didn't she go and get the morning after pill?When you're messing with something that can change your entire life you'd pretty much go and get a morning after pill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Ditto what Mike said. Luckily I've never been in this position, but I've had friends who have. I've seen its not a nice position to be in at all; though my friends all turned out fine.I'm not suggesting that shes not up the duff, or that it never happens, but the chances are pretty slim - just relax and think about it logically; chances are shes shitting it a lot more than you are, and hates the idea herself. If shes ignoring you, be persistant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwalker Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Did things end on a bad note with her? She could just be headf**king you mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 I know how you feel Dave - it's fookin' scary, but no worries, there's plenty of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Did things end on a bad note with her? She could just be headf**king you mateNo one's that f**king mean surley...if that did happen, do i get full permission to uppercut her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 No one's that f**king mean surley...You're kidding right? Happens all the time...ladies get desprite and need to cling on to someone....usually with the 'I'm pregnant' card...If you're the observant type, you could meet up with her and could probably smell the bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 No one's that f**king mean surley...if that did happen, do i get full permission to uppercut her.happened to me twice... yep, serves me right the second time for believing it right? But no, women know it's the one and only surefire way to get the attention of the ex. Then the feigned misscarriage occurs as soon as she thinks you're close enough to give it another go after all the emotional toil... obviously not in all cases, she could well be needing you more than ever now to help through a difficult time.... just watch out for used tampons giveaway sign... (sorry, bad taste) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 You're kidding right? Happens all the time...ladies get desprite and need to cling on to someone....usually with the 'I'm pregnant' card...If you're the observant type, you could meet up with her and could probably smell the bullshit.shes in my college on my course, that really sounds like somthing she wouldnt do..although part of me wishes it was.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrayvon Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Happened to me too, however I wasn't stupid and realised from day one she was lying, just by the way she was going on about it. So I let her carry on for a bit, then just completely ignored her and she gave up. (Also helped that her best mate told me she was lying). Oh and did I mention I also found out she also did the same to her previous ex! Needless to say, I havn't spoke to her since, and don't intend to. Some women are a danger to society Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Meh, she text me last night to see 'how i was doing'. Replied once and left it.Then today i caved in and went to great trouble to find her number again and have asked her if she wants to meet up for half hour odd tonight. If we do i just want to know why really, why she didn't say anything to the letter and why she's stopped caring. Not sure if it'll help me move on or not but there we go, she'll say no anyway so doesn't matter either way haha.Argh, i'm so weak when it comes to women. :/ I've removed the number from the place i got it from though, so if she doesn't reply i can't actually text her again.Not quite as much trouble as split condoms and the such but heh!Women are so shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Don't do it Simon, you know you'll only get f**ked again. Thats women for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 She replied."For what reason? X"So i replied with, "Ah dont worry see you around ".Not heard anything back, guess that's that. Thing is, i bet she's stopped caring because she's found someone else... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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