Jed Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Durex don't have specmicide in them? And i couldn't see which way the roll went kinda thing, i literally just touched it on my bellend and realised it was the wrong wayHow is it impossible to do? All i did was not check/couldn't see which was it was gonna roll down, then as soon as i noticed (i hadn't even tried to roll it down) i flipped it over...First bit was a bit graphic lol. Also if you get it wrong first time and you've already came can't she get pregnant. Not that this matters, a quick punch in the stomach will sort this out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 First bit was a bit graphic lol. Also if you get it wrong first time and you've already came can't she get pregnant. Not that this matters, a quick punch in the stomach will sort this out.What you mean get it wrong the first time? And already jizzed?I hadn't jizzed as i hadn't had any penis pleasure yet, and i'm suggesting i got precum on the 'outside' side of the jonny before putting it on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 What you mean get it wrong the first time? And already jizzed?I hadn't jizzed as i hadn't had any penis pleasure yet, and i'm suggesting i got precum on the 'outside' side of the jonny before putting it on...You analyse shit way too much. Just sit it out an i bet she won't be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 (edited) What you mean get it wrong the first time? And already jizzed?I hadn't jizzed as i hadn't had any penis pleasure yet, and i'm suggesting i got precum on the 'outside' side of the jonny before putting it on...Right... I was kinda guessing there was some forplay:S. Does 'precum' (lol) even have sperm in it? Edited May 13, 2008 by iJed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george_seamons Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Jesus...do you boys not get taught sex education anymore?!Precum does contain sperm. Not much, but the risk is there.Durex condoms do have spermicide. Pretty much all condoms do. Its what the "liquid" is on the outsideHow late is she Glen? Days or weeks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 (edited) 9 days...I thought i read on the leaflet things that it doesn't have spermicide?EDIT: Not the one that i used, but the pack i have now says 'natural rubber latex condoms with a non-spermicidal lubricant'. Edited May 13, 2008 by Fat Pants™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 if shes only just started having sex recently, or has started having sex alot more recently then theres a high chance her period has been messed about or she may even miss awhole month, my girlfriend hadnthadsex for a few months before we started and she completely missed amonth. just send h4er down the clinic to get a test, its free after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 No worrys here, went out with a friend to the library today and her mate came along! my days FITShes got my number, my MSN and my Myspace within the evening... hope im not reading too much into it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Yeah, Joe, she mentioned that a few mins ago. Spose it's possible.Btw, stop trying to meet up with her or whatever you were planning on doing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 We all know shes really fakes Fatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 (edited) Shit.She's just basically said she would tell her dad (who's a policeman) that we had sex if we broke up on a bad note kinda thing.f**ks sake. That could actually ruin my life. Edited May 13, 2008 by Fat Pants™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 She'd probably get in the shit more than you, cos she's her daughter and all that...Unless he hates you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Fatty shut up and tell her to f**k off. Tell her to prove it for starters, and she wouldnt say, "FATHER i let a hairy kid f**k me, bang him up. is she" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 f**ks sakegf fell asleep on msn, woke up, i said "do wanna go, you seem shattered"what do i get"fine f**king bye" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Shit.She's just basically said she would tell her dad (who's a policeman) that we had sex if we broke up on a bad note kinda thing.f**ks sake. That could actually ruin my life.Why? She's over 16 isn't she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Shit.She's just basically said she would tell her dad (who's a policeman) that we had sex if we broke up on a bad note kinda thing.f**ks sake. That could actually ruin my life.Why's that so bad? I thought you weren't actually 12?And that's a bit bitchy isn't it? And quite pathetic. 'Don't do anything that'll piss me off, otherwise I'll tell my dad on you.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 (edited) No (she's 15, but only 1 year and 2 months younger than me), as previously stated a few times. (not saying read the thread you tit, but it's not like i've been hiding it) Edited May 13, 2008 by Fat Pants™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 The only thing to do is to ride it out fatty I'm afraid, I was worried for about a day when me and my lady had a scare but then you just sort of get over worrying about it and just hope that she comes on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 No (she's 15, but only 1 year and 2 months younger than me), as previously stated a few times. (not saying read the thread you tit, but it's not like i've been hiding it)Oh, she's under 16. I see. That would be a rather large life f**kupper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve@banbury-trials Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 f**ks sakegf fell asleep on msn, woke up, i said "do wanna go, you seem shattered"what do i get"fine f**king bye" i get snapped at like that,takes the piss really,i just ignore my gf when she does that and go down the pub with the lads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Im 90% sure my ex is pregnant..oh f**k am i scaredi find out tmoz... :|:|:|:|:|:| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Might be throwing down the stairs then peoples elbowing that bitch in the stomach time again...It's so f**ked up that regularly, on msn, at work etc, we joke about how we'd make a pregnant gf non pregnant... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Fishing rod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Fisting, reaching up there and ripping the f**ker out, tell her to check the time and window it before she notices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 one of these bad boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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