Revolver Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Feckings sake. Her blob should have started 5 days ago apparently.She seriously says she couldn't get rid of it.I'm not down with this london slang, so I might have misinterpreted it, but by the sounds of it, she's about to have an epic shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Hahaha, could be that.Blob = period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Hahaha, could be that.Blob = period.that's some nasty word for that.1) morning after pill2) coat hanger3) FALCON PUNCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 fatty, ffs. she was jokin last time. "just go you neednt think im falling for that one again"if she ends up having a baby, still protest that you think its a joke "i think youve gone far enough now" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Na, she's told me from now on (ages ago) i'm not gonna joke about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 i'm not gonna joke about it.she even decides your every action! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 That was in her words. She said she's not gonna joke about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 So she might still be up the duff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 That was in her words. She said she's not gonna joke about it.Train your3) FALCON PUNCH! just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 YAY TEEN PREGNANCY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabiot Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 This one qualifies for this thread in a round about kinda way...Okay women... lets solve this for once an all... YOU ARE NOT AS INTERESTED IN SEX AS MEN ARE! This is the biggest farce the world has ever known. Yeah there are a couple exceptions. But 999,999,999 of 1,000,000,000 women are NOT as interested in sex as men. So lets stop it. Stop giggling with your friends acting like you're actually interested. Stop pretending you're talking about something kinky or sexual when we walk past. Its over. I got you figured. Its over.Oh, and that whole bullshit story with not wanting to have sex cause you don't feel attractive? I guess me drooling over you the past 374893274893 months we've been living together, the fact I cant keep my hands off you and finally the fact that I tell you every day how beautiful you are doesn't make you attractive. Naw. It doesnt matter that I worship you like a goddess. You have to be able to walk down the street and know that everyone wants to f**k you. Nope. Not good enough that the man you're with loves you and wants you always... nope. Gotta f**k em all. God damn sluts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Yeah there are a couple exceptions. But 999,999,999 of 1,000,000,000 women are NOT as interested in sex as men.Does that make my gf 1 in a billion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 That wasn't big, funny, or clever JT.We all know guys who boast about sex don't get any.If you do get 'nuff, you're not meant to boast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 (edited) FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKdilemaoh god.and JT, doesnt ur bird live in america? Edited May 10, 2008 by Davetrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 We all know guys who boast about sex don't get any.If you do get 'nuff, you're not meant to boast.Yep - Remember when Fatty finally got laid and was sooo happy about it he just HAD to tell the forum? Same rule applies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 I didn't boast though, i simply imformed.Truefact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 (edited) All i'm saying my gf has a very 'man' attitude towards sex. I'm in no way shape or form bragging because i've only spent 10 weeks with her in the last 12 months. Doesn't take a genious to work out how much sex i get Glen. Edited May 10, 2008 by JT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 All i'm saying my gf has a very 'man' attitude towards sex. I'm in no way shape or form bragging because i've only spent 10 weeks with her in the last 12 months. Doesn't take a genious to work out how much sex i get Glen.you can do sex on the internets now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabiot Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 (edited) All i'm saying my gf has a very 'man' attitude towards sex. I'm in no way shape or form bragging because i've only spent 10 weeks with her in the last 12 months. Doesn't take a genious to work out how much sex i get Glen.LOL! Thats not even the same thing man. Haha. You could take the biggest shrew in the world and if you only see her less than once a week, she's gunna want some. When I first started dating my girl, and she still lived a few hours away, there was little talking when we saw each other. We boned like there was no tomorrow. Why? Cause we hadn't seen each other in ages.If you don't see your woman at least 4 days a week, you're exempt from what I said. I live with my woman, and have for 15 months now. It makes things different. When you go like a month or so without seeing her like you probably do. Of course she's gunna go porn star jack rabbit on you. Live with her for a year and lemme know if she's still lovin your man places 2-3 times a night, every night.EDIT: Fat Pants. There is nothing wrong with saying you just banged a girl. Props for that I guess. It's not my kinda thing to go out to a bar or something if that's what you did but whatever man, banging a hot girl is fun . I'd like to just clarify and agree that boasting about how many or how often usually means nothing or very little. I remember my buddy I lived with for a bit, who lived with his girl too, used to brag about how much he got before we moved in together. How he was always getting BJs and always banging her before bed, in the morning and whenever he wanted. I never saw them run off to the bedroom. I never heard noises. And 3months after I moved in he told me he hadn't had sex with her in like a month. Pwned. Edited May 10, 2008 by Sabiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 (edited) you can do sex on the internets now?Nope. LOL! Thats not even the same thing man. Haha. You could take the biggest shrew in the world and if you only see her less than once a week, she's gunna want some. When I first started dating my girl, and she still lived a few hours away, there was little talking when we saw each other. We boned like there was no tomorrow. Why? Cause we hadn't seen each other in ages.I'm not saying it's the same. But my gf is 5'2" of bundled up horneyness. 24/7. It's got nothing to so with how long we haven't seen each other.Anyway, i'm pissed and will probably regret what i'm saying in the morning so lets just leave it at that.But yeah if your trying to get with a girl who is like that, all arsey and playing games, just move on mate, you can probbaly do better. Edited May 10, 2008 by JT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Ah, drunkness, excuses sex boasting.You have been excused, luckily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 I'm not boasting sex...*sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Women!I like them 'n all. But she just paraded around the house with not much on, and dad came back to get some more money.That didn't look good! . Choices for tonight? Dinner, then Bed? Dinner, Movie, Fall asleep on the sofa, wake up at 10.30 and realise fat pants has texted me about a billion times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 fuk sake, i got credit just to txt her, txt her got 2 replys back then she said she was coming on msn no sign f**k it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nc7r Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 I hope this girl I went on a date with today actually likes me and wasn't joking about drinks next week.We got on pretty well. I didn't realise she was minted, has her own brand new 08 reg smart car and has parents that pay for everything. Bonus.She's gorgeous but I hope it works out. It'll be shit otherwise. Summer without a gf is pooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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