B.E.A.U Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 (edited) Ice skateing or bowling, ice skateings a great chance to grab hold and fondle..........this mans done it before haha he knwos his shit. lol. If you go cinema share pop corn let her hold it then when you grab it hold her hand instead?? if you get me like hard to explain i have my ways lol. A good way of her showing she wants you your hand something while in cinemas she will either put her hand on her leg thigh near your leg and wait for you to put your hand closer. Put it on the arm rest. or her legs will like be at an angle towards your. really hard to explain lol. I hope someone understood that lol. Take her somewhere she wants to go. ? expensive things always work at some point. Or maccy ds haha with flowers lol Edited April 16, 2008 by B.E.A.U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoNnY__Mc Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 this mans done it before haha he knwos his shit. lol. If you go cinema share pop corn let her hold it then when you grab it hold her hand instead?? if you get me like hard to explain i have my ways lol. A good way of her showing she wants you your hand something while in cinemas she will either put her hand on her leg thigh near your leg and wait for you to put your hand closer. Put it on the arm rest. or her legs will like be at an angle towards your. really hard to explain lol. I hope someone understood that lol. Take her somewhere she wants to go. ? expensive things always work at some point. Or maccy ds haha with flowers lolHaha well I know your smooth with the girls, you always seem to have a fit bird!I understand what your saying mate Cheers for the tips lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 (edited) EPIC SIGH! Edited April 17, 2008 by Spacemunkee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Ahh I feel your pain, I struggle to talk to pretty girls....Though that's because the ones I seem to meet bore the tits off me and only ever really want to talk about themselves, conversation is a 2 way thing y'know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Ahh I feel your pain, I struggle to talk to pretty girls....Though that's because the ones I seem to meet bore the tits off me and only ever really want to talk about themselves, conversation is a 2 way thing y'know!thats when it becomes most amusing, its all about winding them the f**k up! ask as many stupid questions as possible and rip the piss without them even realising. Hours of fun, honestly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 you apologised about your sexual performance, strap a pair on, and grow some self respect. if she seems pissed off next time, just grunt, and go "thats the best your gunna get from me" before slapping her on her left buttock and saying "on your way my dear, same time next week"thats the funniest thing ive ever read, still laughing at it nowbut he's right, don't apologise about it, jus put it behind you and make sure u have a good wank beforehand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 make sure u have a good wank beforehandThink that was my problem. I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 i think your giving a shit. Thats the problem. However with new gf i am suffering psychological impotence, basically it flops everytime i go to stick it in but its fine for anything else. Maybe this is true love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basher Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Maybe this is true love?Or nerves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clownbike Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 i think your giving a shit. Thats the problem. However with new gf i am suffering psychological impotence, basically it flops everytime i go to stick it in but its fine for anything else. Maybe this is true love?Totally understand! But on the up side you give her loads of loving until you're ready and then you smash the ....you know. It makes for a good foundation i think . I don't think true love is the reason you can't get it up, but its because you are a nice guy. You think too much about it and you feel guilty that you don't know her well enough. These are all just guesses, but based on my experience. I recently had a few one nighters and felt pretty gash after because i don't think its right. But i'm finding it hard to meet nice girls. The ones you grind and get dirty with at clubs never seem to be ...datable.... mhhhh...enough about me.Good luck boys!Neil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 i think your giving a shit. Thats the problem. However with new gf i am suffering psychological impotence, basically it flops everytime i go to stick it in but its fine for anything else. Maybe this is true love?been there done that.was awful lol, but i just got over, you just need to not think about it and rellllllllllllllax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr ailsbury Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 been there done that.was awful lol, but i just got over, you just need to not think about it and rellllllllllllllax.or just prop her open and shove it up anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Glen.... you dont have to share your LIFE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 He doesn't, but without him telling me all the shit I would have nothing to live for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 (edited) blimey didnt expect people to be replying to what i put, but thanks. Im not fussed to be fair at all.. everyone close to me knows about it lol cos i got no problem being like "im broke i cant keep it up everytime i go to shag my new gf".. cos its not like its been like this my whole life. Its first time its happened, didnt have it happen with my exs, so its kinda like ok this is annoying but nowt i can do about.. its fine for everything else its just soon as sex is on the cards it dies. After the first time it happened i was in a bit of shock to be fair, which then resulted in the 2nd time not working either because i was thinking about it. My gf was cryin the one morning like thinking she wasnt good enough for me, after a bit of a talk i was like seriously this isnt cos your not good enough its cos i think your too good and its putting huge pressure on something i would never ever normally worry about. So yea.. just gotta let time pass and see what happens she understands and isnt fussed when it happens it happens.. good job im good at the other stuff Edited April 17, 2008 by Spacemunkee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 He doesn't, but without him telling me all the shit I would have nothing to live for.Whats his mum called?Just the first thing I thought about Fatty that I didn't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexymike Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 blimey didnt expect people to be replying to what i put, but thanks. Im not fussed to be fair at all.. everyone close to me knows about it lol cos i got no problem being like "im broke i cant keep it up everytime i go to shag my new gf".. cos its not like its been like this my whole life. Its first time its happened, didnt have it happen with my exs, so its kinda like ok this is annoying but nowt i can do about.. its fine for everything else its just soon as sex is on the cards it dies. After the first time it happened i was in a bit of shock to be fair, which then resulted in the 2nd time not working either because i was thinking about it. My gf was cryin the one morning like thinking she wasnt good enough for me, after a bit of a talk i was like seriously this isnt cos your not good enough its cos i think your too good and its putting huge pressure on something i would never ever normally worry about. So yea.. just gotta let time pass and see what happens she understands and isnt fussed when it happens it happens.. good job im good at the other stuff everything you just said, even the crying bit is exactly what happend to me lol.she got over it. i wasnt worried at all cos its not like it had never worked lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 For the record. f**king rofl at the amount of people who have gone through this, ive had 5 pms and 3 msn convos now with fellow psychological impotencers lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Whats his mum called?That bitch? I don't know if I'm honest, only obscenities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 I don't share my life, just most of it .I just didn't wanna say the wrong things n stuff, 'cos there's always someone on here that knows better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 someone on here that knows better...I can imagine you on hereGirl: Fatty i like youFatty: Wait a second...*loggs on to trials-forum*Guys... this girl says she likes me....Tell her that you do as well....Fatty: I do as well*Continues*Live for yourself you pleb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 I can imagine you on hereGirl: Fatty i like youFatty: Wait a second...*loggs on to trials-forum*........Fatty: I do as well*Continues*Live for yourself you plebHaha, i loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 For the record. f**king rofl at the amount of people who have gone through this, ive had 5 pms and 3 msn convos now with fellow psychological impotencers lolIt's reassuring to know I'm not the only one, or one of only 2 sufferers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Just wondering who are the dicks that say it's not okay to hit women? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Haha well I know your smooth with the girls, you always seem to have a fit bird!I understand what your saying mate Cheers for the tips lad haha not going to lie im a bit of a slag. But i found the "right gal" at the moment lol shes incredible and so amazing lol. we have the best times.What i try even when im on a bike if you see someone you think is fit or nice and she looks like gives you an okay ish nice look wait a bit and then if shes still there just ask her something liiiiike excuse me ( drop something in like love darling beautiful always makes them smile no matter how gay) do you have a lighter or the time etc. Then if they say yes etc just say so what you doing round here where u from then after 5 mins booom you have her number done it to many times to say it will fail lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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